cuntspotter

A rare and beautiful car. I have given up on my dream of owning such a machine but my next car will be a c7.

Steady on there!

Gutted.

I was in Sherringham recently.

No cheese there then?

Or is it Boston?

There is a specialist cheese shop up that way..... spalding, I think.

How are things in the fens?

Ermm?

Steady there, Prof. Frank is one of the site eccentrics (how can you tell? I hear you ask) You know you have arrived when he gives you the disabled toilet and tells you that he likes you a lot. You have much to look forward to. He is rarely sober and will abuse anyone, even mods , sometimes necessitating a short spell of compulsory detox.

I used to like St Bruno Pipe tobacco.

Sounds like a masonic function.

Ooer!

That would be my choice, Black, charcoal or navy blue? I have one of each although the black one is a little tight,

Single or double breasted, Frank?

What can I see from my water tower today?

This would not surprise me... He and Osbourne's are thick enough to do this.

Fedoras are awesome!

I'm alone!

The duffer doesn't handle small change.

Apparently, he hasn't said we won't pay ...... Fucking jerk!

Kebab you say eh, Keith..... Was that with salad and chilli sauce?

Clacton for the incontinent.

Harwich for the continent!

Yeah... Cunts.