cuntspotter

My furniture falls to  pieces…..then I take it out and burn it. Then I replace it. 

On 29/12/2022 at 13:29, Witheredscrote said:

@scotty, back in the day, if you were a guest, you would have bottled the stupid cunt, and shagged the bride and her sister on the upper table. Now you would just chuckle like the rest of us. Welcome to sobriety. What a cunt it is.

I went to a wedding in July 1978 when the groom punched the bride full on in the face at the wedding reception. Sadly, it didn’t last.

Fucking wannabes.

On 16/11/2022 at 22:08, Eric Cuntman said:

Rule 11 violation. The bastards.

I think it was Pen actually.

On 23/11/2022 at 18:46, camberwell gypsy said:

Gypie Mayo was in the band. He's gone as well. 

Down at the doctor’s….. great riff

On 27/11/2022 at 18:44, Eric Cuntman said:

‘The Parkie’ I could identify perfectly with my own memories. The park keeper at Danson Park, where @Eddie has his bare knuckle fights, was an evil miserable bastard. We would hide in the hollowed bushes in the rock gardens, and he would jab through the leaves and branches with his litter spike. Stank of cheap scotch.

I once did a nom on “ Trevor the parkie”.

Never fucking heard of him.

Vultures claws with varicose veins. Not terribly sexy.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

I sincerely hope that includes the fucking Welsh.

Especially the fucking Welsh

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Only a Welshman could possibly say those words and mean them. 

Someone here once posted a picture of a Welsh male voice choir that had my father, brother and nephew in it.

I fucking love Clacton

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

That was the seaside hotel. The Waverley on Clacton seafront. The outpatients dept at Clacton hospital is named after her. I met her when I was about ten years old.

I bought her a drink and played guitar with her….. she drank gin like tap water.

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

It would appear that you’re not up to speed as usual. I guess you need a couple of days till your fact checkers come up with some ridiculous explanation about Sam Bankman-Fried, darling of the DNC and  second largest donor  after George Soros. And no doubt the hundreds of millions of dollars and increasingly appearing to be billions which have been doing the money go round from the US to Ukraine and then back to the corrupt DC swamp creatures (on both sides), will be added to the ever increasing list of conspiracy theories which can be traced back to the ‘orange man bad’. 
Wake up ffs.

Wake up to Magnet and Southern?

On 13/11/2022 at 10:11, Hammer of Cunts said:

 

I  much prefer the Jeff Beck version

On 10/11/2022 at 23:11, Jake The Muss said:

What band did you play in Spot? 

I played in a few…rockabilly….cab….pub rock. I worked as a tea boy and general dogsbody at Rockfield studios when it was a rambling old farm…I’ve provided handclaps…percussion…vocals…even guitar work on all sorts of best selling albums. 

On 29/10/2022 at 20:35, Eric Cuntman said:

They played Butlins at Clacton in the 80s. It was a ‘bums on seats’ war with Ivy Benson, 800 yards down the road at the Waverley Hotel. 

Dear old Ivy… she used to play the organ in a seaside hotel at the end of her days.. a fabulous old lady.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Was Chas Hodges on Bass?

Richie Glover as I recall

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Give the man a break, Spot. Imagine previously being a rock'roll innovation and sensation, who sold out venues in America on a regular basis.

Then consider what happened next. Next. You've fucked your underage cousin and all of a sudden you're performing in a Welsh village hall with some 6'4 hospital porter who handles his guitar with all the dexterity of Harvey Price.

Is it any wonder he was a bit of a cunt?

 

Bastards…. You are all bastards.

I played in a rockabilly band that supported this fucker in Newport some 25 yrs ago. He acted like a complete cunt .

On 24/08/2022 at 20:46, camberwell gypsy said:

I voted remain. Not that I'm a lover of Europe but because I had a feeling that it would be a colossal cluster fuck. 

Agree

I’ve wasted 10 whole minutes reading this thread.

19 hours ago, Neil said:

Fucking hell, I had no idea that these cunts winning  footy match would lead to such hysteria. The cunts reactions on TV & radio this week have been staggering. I now realise that as a man I've now been rendered as fucking useless,unwanted and surplus to requirements as have you lot. So it's time to stand down from duties and leave it to the new generation of 'strong,empowered and completely capable women'. Mens sport is now out of bounds as the women are better and more successful in all disciplines. Bend over chaps and bite that pillow as you're now redundant.

Screechy cunts.

Everyone loves a winner! It’s football and England…. Three lions on a shirt!!!

10 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Any of you cunts seen this plan for a new city in Saudi Arabia called the Line...looks like an enchanting prison to me. Maybe you can get your cricket burgers drenched in meal worm sauce there. 

Will host about 9 million pod sleeping genetic morons in 34 square km. You can travel from one end to the other in 20 minutes...no cars (can't have you going where you want now) and if you are good little boys and girls then you can go on an excursion in the local outside area, as long as you are back before your bug dinner.

So hands up who would like to live in an organized dystopian city like this ?

https://www.neom.com/en-us/regions/theline

 

This is the future Jake….. embrace it! Along with the vaccinations

5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

We've yet to see this charcoal tide bally baby...although they may have heard they'll live in tents in the curragh army camp..more likey theyll disappear into the sea of watermelon smiles that now infest most citys in the UK..i dont know why y'all don't use this free resource that bobbed yer way to pick yer rotting crops..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Yes, the curragh down on Dingle would be rather picturesque right now although fuck knows what winter will bring?

On 27/07/2022 at 08:15, Mrs Roops said:

1/ see previous post

2/ "Impetulant"? Over the years I've been called many things by disaffected punters, frankly 'fucking slag' 'bitch' 'cunt' 'whore' and worse still, 'Welsh' plus many other unimaginative pejoratives are water off a duck's back these days but "impetulant" is a new one. That said I'm not surprised in your choice of made up a word coming from a punter with a history of made up stories, the latest wheeze in conflating weather and climate patterns to create a false equivalency to advance yet another unhinged conspiracy.

Neologisms are a bit of a splunjeblat