Eddie

You are coming across a little creepy and have the traits of a stalker, although you may be a potential customer. However, alas we don't stock parts for your spazzer 3 wheeled blue beauty.

Well done inspector, I've some trade in's around back for about 50 quid, but as I know you, they are £200.

Good work inspector, I will put the kettle on, just don't bring the wife.

he can come around and stick that floor tile back down, shoddy work

Forgive him Frank, he is in the warehouse end of the business. The carpet tiles are shocking and rather embarrassing , Ape laid them and all they cost us was bag of Turkey Twizzlers and bottle of sunny delight. We helped him out with a life-membership of the C.I.U club and a new set of Jocky Wilson 22g Ghost grip darts. He was over the moon.

It's nice place, but I now live in Kent, I could not bring myself to sell the house in Dorset and just go down when I can. The back field is free let to a bee keeper who in return looks after the gardens for me. Sweet deal.

I played the les paul last . The vintage 335, vintage SG , vintage country gent plus my collection of suhrs are very much in the background , the LP is my throw around guitar......

We have been over this Ape, how can I put this..... I know, fuck off. We are done.

Yes we could all see that, well played old chap, you certainly pulled my trousers down. Bad loser.

The war is over Ape. It's time for building bridges, and ramps so you can access my pool in your flid chariot. BFF?

The only thought that would terrify me would be if you and The fish women dropped by unannounced . Still I could pop out and pick up some fem fresh and a bag of oven chips..

It wouldn't have been the end of the world Ape, it's not as if Isis are looking for me, west bay is beautiful today, did you watch broad church?

Reading it all back I'm more than a little embarrassed Frank,although more upset about your assessment, the house was built in the 90's, you cheeky bald cunt.

I'm in Dorset ape, it's no secret, I already told you thicko.

The photo is of sugar ray frank, but close enough. Fancy a duet, along the lines of wanna matta you 'APE' why you is so poor its a not so bad your wife smells like rotten plaice ah shut upa your face. its a work in progress...

Ha ha I'm living rent free in your pea brain. Got to go, out for breakfast, enjoy your day ape, shame you are not closer I would invite you over.... My sit on lawnmower is playing up, lol

Your done Ape and you know it, you wanted the picture, you've got it, be gracious in defeat, here is a another picture to upset you. http://tinypic.com/r/9ruo43/9

Give it up ape, you've lost, lol, again...

I'm not at all Italian wiz, but ape is 100% cunt.

It's pathetic I know, but it certainly sticks in apes throat, and that makes it all worth it. Ape would you enjoy a look at my guitar collection?,lol.

As promised Ape, I hope you have learnt your lesson, will you shut your fucking whining now please? ps good tip scotty, worked a charm. http://tinypic.com/r/dha749/9

Pm me what to do and I will do just that in the morning. Then Ape can fuck off.

I doubt anyone is interested at all, even I'm losing the will to carry on, however I hope Rick, Roops or admin sort it out just to shut you the fuck up. Come on admin sort it out.

Why don't you pm both as well? You can even ask them where my IP address is currently pinging from just to wet your whistle. If they won't let me upload send me an anonymous email address and I will email a few photos over in the morning just to shut you up as it's very boring for everyone else. Even someone of your limited intelligence must see that no one here is posting on this shit, or is even remotely interested.

But you do care, you shouldn't but you do. It's no trouble I've pm Rick asking him to look into the picture thing as well. It's not me winding you up, it's that jealous nasty streak you have. You're just not very bright are you Ape...