Eddie

White water rapids bruv

Now Victoria Beckham has tweeted her support to the whining mincer, moral high ground from a VB who's own fashion range is made in China . This egotistical skeleton should be more worried about the conditions of her own workforce than to jump in and try to ruin pinky and perky's company.

I would like to think that the security services have managed to interview the three lions , and are now looking to arrest the string pullers whom radicalised these wronguns

Another hissy fit from this bad tempered cock bothering spam head, the Queen of mean is in a bitch fight with dolce and gabbana over comments made regarding ivf. Sir Elton has called for people not to wear this designer label , no problem my end, they don't produce a gentleman's size range of outfits.

Come now jazz , you can't automatically hate all fatties , some have health issues , glandular / thyroid problems , not me though i am only fat because every time I slept with your mum she gave me a biscuit , but only the one

Let hope sir bob can get involved , hopefully with bob's help some can make it over here and join the Africans issuing parking tickets

Apparently so, at some sort of awards ceremony, piers whilst editor of the mirror had indicated clarkson was having an affair

According to the bmi index I am too short

Lenny Henry is actually hilarious compared with Al Murray , a true cunt of cunts

Hi did once aim a punch at piers Morgan , that alone should get a pass on any future fracas

At least the judges gran called gahndi a nob

Sorry to disappoint I am not ethnic

Bet your a hit with the men

Yes very loudly if your head was on the block, bumder

He was good in sexy beast

Keeps the flies off the Churchill statue

No had my cars serviced by the main dealer , fiddling about with ' the motor ' on a Sunday morning was not high on the priority list , now go and fit some lights to the underside of your nissan

You sound like a 50 year old bloke that turns up to the said meet in a nissan skyline and is crowned king of the chavs, probably also get involved with the drift scene which is another cunty pastime

A sub chav group , pay good money to park in a field and inspect each others 3k car with 20k worth of halfords accessories bolted to it. You will hear phrases like "250 brake" followed by a sniff from some shell suit, baseball hat wearing creature for the job centre. You may say harmless fun , however these inbred cunts share the road with the rest of us

Watching john bishop on location in a third world shit hole begging for money , very upsetting scenes of poverty , but that's Liverpool for you

The studio audience in tonight's red Nose cunt fest laugh at absolutely anything , much the same as the tennis crowd at Wimbledon . Looking forward to lenny coming on to shut the cunts up

Their human rights are spot on as well , you can still be executed for mistake whilst working for a bank , we have a lot to learn from the yellow peril

As tenants they love a dvd copier or failing that strong smelling plants grown under high powered lamps

Q. What has two wings and a halo? A. Chinese telephone

They do have one , lenny Henry and we all know he is a con, dam auto correct