Eddie

Is it broken ?

The vicar at the church in Eltham our junior school went to had a Emu puppet, gave a excellent wank.

Be the same cunts in line for the next offering from iphone etc. Some of the most hard up people I know upgrade their phones as soon as a new one hits the shelfs, brainwashed beyond belief.

That's a bargain withers, I hope you received the Star of David flag I sent you to fly over your French shiteau.

Next opened its doors at 6am this morning , poor saps who work there must have clocked in around 5am. Who the fuck will get up in the middle of the night to get a couple of quid off shit items that the shop can't sell at full price ?

The great unwashed will hit the sales today with vigor. After buying up the latest 'must have' items for their kids , it's now time to ramp up the credit card futher to have the bragging rights on the latest handbag or watch. Most of the shit bought at Christmas will not last nearly as long as the debt. Still debt has always kept the plebs in line, Frank do you want to borrow a few quid ?

I am not visiting your relatives in Scotland so no need to wear the jock traditional outfit of a shell suit paired with shitty trainers fastened with velcro with dogs shit on the sole. Still it is Christmas day , I would like to bury the hatchet, right in your forehead.

So would I, if I had to sleep with your old lady...

I would be more concerned with leaving your bike outside a shop in Old Kenya Road.

Its Eddie to you, Cock muncher, people in glass houses and all that, what the fuck kind of injury is caused by stand yourself through the lungs ?

Rubbish in every way.

What is this utter rubbish ? Obviously looking at your profile pic I can safely assume you are suffering from sickle cell , your hemoglobin is not carrying the full amount of oxygen to your brain. Why not save yourself from a lifetime of misery and end it now , by getting a mate to nail you to a wooden cross, well it is Christmas.

Using a tor, so who's duel Id is he ?

Jesus wept , you're babbling on and on like a deranged fucking crack head. You have even seen off bill stickers with your massive output of utter fucking shit. Put the pipe down and neck a few valium, and then neck the rest of the bottle.

Yes he was in council accommodation, unfortunately now on the street. I have donated to crisis this year, with strict instructions that my money does not buy frank a warm meal or a bed for the night. He can spoon punkape on the south bank for warmth just like last year.

Try Iceland, prawn ring 5 quid , and that's just mings offering down the side alley.

You fucking idiot, there is a good bar in Harvey Nic's, if you can afford to let your wife shop there then you should be allowed to pay through the nose to get pissed there. Everyone's a winner, you might even pick up a tasty hooker for good measure, none of that foreign rubbish though.

In a strange twist of fate , Daniel Radcliffe has landed the part of 'Shaft' in the 2016 remake.

She resembles jar jar binks from star wars, just saying.

'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it ...

Nice going bill, I wonder if deep down you know that people's hearts must sink when ever you enter a room ?

Jesus , for Christ's sake drew , there is no need for that , it's a given dark meat stinks...

Can't say I do , was it jazz ?

Frank , you're wanted.

Bill you sick fuck , those rabies sufferers are dogs