Eddie

3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Thank you for that Ed. If the info came via Roops it must be true.  I can only assume that Doc is really getting into the roll, as many years ago I had tea with 'Old Mumsie' (as we knew her at Balmoral), and she smelt of herrings.

No the herring smell was only because you flies were open, filthy French toad. 

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

Have you finished?

I’ve got loads on ‘the doc’ Roops has filled me in….

he attends his therapy dressed as the queen mum waving little plastic union jack flags but only speaks in an Australian accent, his personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. 

4 hours ago, Frank said:

KB’s tiktok acc..

 

Is that you back right, grinning like you just goosed someone very near by?

4 hours ago, Frank said:

I once held great admiration for the man, Ed. His long-distance annihilation of wanker Wolfie has always been a tonic for the soul. However, this recent clownish behaviour and royal ramblings make KB look positively sane. 'Keep watching'... what a total fucking moron he's turned out to be. Is there nothing good left in this world?

I hate to break it to you Frank, he wasn’t a doctor who retired down under, I have it on good authority a humble HCA that’s ended up an out patient’ at Bethlem hospital.

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The Return of The King is announced today with great fanfare. 

And yet still not a peep from Kensington Palace from a woman 30 or so years his junior, with an apparently incidental finding of an unspecified cancer discovered on histology post-op. 124 days since her last incontrovertible public appearance. Her husband still flying solo on his weekly public outing. 

The smell of bullshit is overpowering.

Keep watching. 

In your expert opinion having spent a life time as a nurse, what are we all missing here?  From what I can tell the woman has cancer and has decided not to cut ribbons whilst in treatment. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Nurse G-G-G-Gladys Emanuelle…

 they wouldn’t let Ronnie Barker do that now. 
He’s dead.

Eric as a seasoned door man any advice on ejecting a tranny that’s outstayed his welcome?

36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie,I wouldn't think so, as Eric said it was a bedsit. We all know that Bill had his own front door. The little weasel told us enough times.

It wasn’t actually his front door, he stole it and kept it next to the single ring gas cooker the fucking pikey student rodent. 

47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.

Did bill stickers live next door? 

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough.

If I get time, I spent last night in an introduction agency, no air con and very sweaty bollocks flicking through a laminated book of photos. Tonight I am meeting 3 young Thai women desperate enough to marry me. I have already sent a pm to Neil and King Billy , they are heading out tomorrow. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

To be fair, Ed, given the way you carry yourself, you haven't done too badly. Despite the high-waisted M&S knickers and salt and pepper hair bun, she boasts a commendable set of pins. I bet she's got a mouth like a sewer. 

I wouldn't touch it.. obvs. A strong 4 out of 10. 

Well obvs, but a Salt and pepper bun? He was a ginger with a cock like a snowman’s nose, a weak 3/10 at best. 

7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

 

Just don’t put it all the way in Baws…

1 minute ago, and said:

Are you being truthful about this, Eddie?

We're all friends here, we won't mind if you're totally honest about your indiscretion.

I thought it was a man! 

On 21/04/2024 at 22:59, Frank said:

@Eddie

Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn

Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?

https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

You know the answer to that, you thick cunt.  It's costing me nothing.  

Withers you French worm, I’m staying at the slate in Phucket, roops isn’t taking to me, the swimming pools are too warm and I battled 12 hours in economy to get here. I think this is the end for me, goodbye old friend. 

21 hours ago, Frank said:

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

 

Pile of shit, like farming from the cheap seats, two years since your last nomination and this is how you return?

On 19/04/2024 at 09:28, Penny Farthing said:

Normally I would tell the Daily Scum Mail to fuck off, but in this case I think that it is right that after he finishes his gaol sentence he is fucked off back to Germany to do his protesting.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12144097/German-Just-Stop-Oil-protester-scaled-Dartford-Crossing-bridge-faces-deportation.html

Rather they deported the rapists and pedos recently converted to Christianity 

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

It’s over, Ed. Praise the Lord. 

 

Golf and culture club on one thread! These are a few of my favourite things. Add patsy palmer to the mix and I’m all in. 

50 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Don’t ever speak to me like that again Edward. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say you’re messing with ‘a race car in the red’.

7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

A pussy more like .

Shut your stupid fucking gob, he is the greatest golfer ever, do you play? 

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

You leave me feeling completely empty. Everything about you stinks. 

Stand down Frank, tigers on the course.

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France.

It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car. 

On 08/04/2024 at 10:47, Cuntybaws said:

Yes, let's hope that hulking fucking retard Harvey Price doesn't got hold of one. Ordinary kids just pull the legs off spiders.

Lennie, I mean Harvey dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan'" and being able to tend to rabbits….

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

One down, several billion to go.

https://ibb.co/MCxX46K

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I had a soft spot for him despite everything he got up to. He was the Ronnie O’Sullivan of American Football. Regarded as the greatest ever to this day. 
 If your restaurant had actually existed, Judgetwi would’ve told you all about it. 

Fuck off Eric you Dopey fucking doorman, watch and learn 

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 I'm having a pint, what shall you order for you?

A White Russian, or a Black Russian or come to think of it any coloured Russian with a cock.