Eddie

13 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

Ducky, one of the saddest cases, wouldn't know the truth if it tripped him up and blew a party horn right in his grotesquely ugly face.

Carl, What are you all about, what is the truth behind the disturbing, creepy persona?

44 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I'd shag it.

I’m sure she would be horrified to hear it. 

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Who are you kidding, you read every single comment, probably whilst peeking through your tiny fingers and grunting with rage.

Angry little pervert.

Of course he does, it’s not like he has a job to go to and friends to see, it’s just him and mother….

all day every day. 

1 hour ago, Carl Sway said:

Now that was a pair of twats I'm not going to converse with any time soon.

 

Bitty? 

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Ed, are you the non-entity or the certifiable lunatic?

 

 

100% the non-entity, hurtful. 

3 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I dunno. I was a bit fussy in my 20's and 30's, then when I hit my 40's a whole lot more of the female race seemed appealing. Now in my 50's everything looks marvellous...... female that is.

Beast, god knows I love you but go to bed, you’re coming over all Carl sway. 

17 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I’ve had a word with roops, you are on very thin ice, keep your head down or you’re history, you’ve been Warned. 

42 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

Wolfie, another idiot, trying to rewrite history. Esteemed members? That's funny as fuck. One is a non-entity, the other is a rabid, foaming at the mouth, frothing at the gash, certifiable lunatic. They jumped off the cliff, hand in hand, and I laughed, because it was funny. Maybe you should shut your cakehole, Wolfie Mitty.

Carl, hand on heart you must realise, you are by a county mile, the thickest weirdo the corner has ever seen.  A short arse pervert, who has experienced yet another lonely Christmas sharing a Turkey roll with mother. The highlight of the festivities asking mummy for bitty to wash down the discount Lidl pud. I hope you choke on her long hairy nipple. Everyone wants you dead. 

7 hours ago, The Beast said:

From what I see Taylor Swift is number 1 in the album charts over Christmas, Cliff is number 2.

I don't care as long as that anti white wanker Stormzy eats shit I'm happy.

Irrespective of what the membership think about Cliff, he has always worked for his success, whereas Stormzy cunt has always pushed at an open door and is put in our faces with his talentless fucking drivel that a four year old spastic could write. I wish he would fuck off along with Lammy, Abbott and countless other disgusting cunts that hate us.

Well said, the media has created an almost unchallengeable, God like status out of these talentless, juvenile word rhyming simpletons. Black culture is in general a crass, aggressive, violent and tribal existence, which is now ‘cool’  out to exploit old whitey at any opportunity. 

On 24/12/2022 at 22:13, Witheredscrote said:

You should be so lucky

Will you just fuck off. 

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's a coincidence. After re-watching "Breaking Bad" I developed a crippling crystal meth habit, dropped six stones in weight, and now bear an uncanny resemblance to Judge Doom in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". 

 

I won’t tell you what happened to me after I watched brokeback mountain.

On 19/12/2022 at 08:06, Witheredscrote said:

If the penalty shootout was with assegais, and not footballs, there would little doubt about the outcome.

Oh, nearly forgot. Fuck off.

French man sparks hospital evacuation with WWI bomb in his rectum, Well is it out yet?

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I would say that his now living in a Ghost Town. But my lips are sealed.

Much too young…

56 minutes ago, scotty said:

This cunt has now been given a shiny new platform by the BBC, in the shape of a podcast.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2022/shamima-begum-podcast-bbc-sounds

It's good to see the corporation  granting free speech to those who wish to destroy us, on our behalf and using our license fees. Normally I wouldn't presume to speak on behalf of the Corner Collective, but on this matter I feel certain that we'd all want to voice our approval.

Bbc represents everything that’s wrong in modern day Britain. 

On 14/12/2022 at 20:39, Cuntybaws said:

I’d like to pretend it took mad l33t skills, but sadly it was the work of about 20 seconds on my iPhone while lazing by the pool in the Caribbean with an early morning cocktail 😉

Americans annoying?

9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have watched a couple of interviews with this cunt and whilst I broadly understand the issue, this cunt is at best a fool, rabble rowsar and a dangerous one who will fuck the industry up at a critical time .. and why call a strike if you think that it won't have much effect?

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-63993240

The government have instructed that a deal is not to be met, and to let them strike, I like him, sod the billionaires in power, up the workers! 

14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

The worrying thing here, is that you believe all the bollocks that you write. If only for your own sake, seek professional help.

Are you calling ‘long beard’? 

10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, what do you think of last nights performance. The French lads, having endured 96 minutes inhaling stale sweat and camel shit, won. Vive la France.

Which lads, the subs on the French bench? 

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

And a Lol to you.

Thank fuck you smelly fuckers beat us, can you imagine sir woke Southgate and his team of knee taking wankers actually lifting the World Cup, kill me now

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

When I was young (7 or 8), my grandparents bought me a lovely Sooty hand puppet/cuddly toy, which I treasured for absolutely years. One evening, shortly after getting my first colour TV in my bedroom, aged about 15/16, I was watching Hi-de-Hi! and decided to unleash my teenage passions over Ruth; reaching the point of no return... with no tissues nearby, I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to hand – Sooty. 

Poor little Sooty lay dormant for some years, crusty & gathering dust under my bed, until he was eventually rescued and bathed, and now lives proudly in and around the kitchen/lounge area of my home, darting from seat-to-seat, those sitting on him blissfully unaware of his poignant history.

RIP Ruth – your memory forever lives in Sooty.

This is slightly more disturbing than Apes ‘power shower wank’

54 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Do you have even the vaguest comprehension of what a boring arsehole you are? There’s so much wrong here I’ll just stick a metaphorical red pen through the lot of it. 

It is though worth noting that once upon time you would question the veracity of my former job, my geographic location, and my financial position. Now you’re relegated to lazy speculation about how much I might miss the UK, whether I own a dog, and semantic tiffs about sphincters. That is when you aren’t parsing my sentences, or pointing out words like nobleness might be easily mistaken for nobility or vice versa. It’s not exactly progression, is it?

And all done with the grace of a coked-up Michelle McManus afflicted by St Vitus’ Dance. 

Get fucked. 

Elf on a shelf, or a nurse on a futon, either way get fucked yourself, happy Christmas 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

After the divorce, Paul McCartney was asked if ‘he would ever go down on one knee again..’ he replied, ‘probably not, and her name’s Heather.’

Paul bought heather a plane for Christmas…

and for the other leg a razor. Fuck right off 

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Isn't this the same as blackface?

Pen, I’ve never met a white man with dreadlocks who isn’t a total bellend, great nom.  

13 minutes ago, Neil said:

We had a black kid in class and when I was asked where Jamaica was I replied "It can't be far Miss 'cos Leroy here goes home for lunch"

What are you on about Neil? 

16 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Baseless, of course. But I’m sure it makes you feel better. 

Harping on negatively about the uk at every opportunity, like a woman scored…