Eddie

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 I'm having a pint, what shall you order for you?

A White Russian, or a Black Russian or come to think of it any coloured Russian with a cock.

6 hours ago, Frank said:

Mike! Good morning. Will you be taking poor Mrs H anywhere nice for the summer?

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me. 

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Never mind your stammering Ed. Have you found any treatments for your skin impediment?

I do have this large blackhead.

11 hours ago, Frank said:

Victims.

Back on topic, as a hairless weasel of a gimp have you scoured the Wellness  industry for a ccccccuuurrre? 

7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I was thinking about it but couldn't decide who .Maybe I'll ask the resident troll Ape, I'm sure he'd have a few suggestions. 

As an old lonely poof my I suggest 

https://ibb.co/VNbszx0

1 hour ago, and said:

Your assertion that he smells, leads one to speculate that you have more than a casual acquaintance with the gentleman.

Is there something you need to confess?

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank. 

On 06/04/2024 at 20:01, entitled little cunt said:

Something better change .

Get an avatar, smelly old bastard 

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Eight to ten years after coming home, almost 800,000 men are still fighting the Vietnam war. 

None of them received a heroes’ welcome. 

Ne-ne-ne, ne-ne-ne, none of them, none of them, none of them

7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Um-um-um- bre-e-e-e-la-la-la.

Bullshit.

 

B bbbbb bbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbankrupt 

26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, I  bet his plan involves umbrellas, the filthy fucker.

The dirty old man sent me a pic of said umbrella up his arse, cured my stutter over night.  

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Withers Whitstable.

Wanker withers whistable, I have been to Samphire for lunch, couple of benders serving, bet you know them? 

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

KB, to assist @Eddie with his research into Frank's sexual  proclivities, I have been contacting Central London A&E depts, to enquire if any male patient had been admitted with an open umbrella up the arse. All negative, except a triage nurse at the Chelsea & Westminster who said 'Frank hasn't arrived yet'.

I’m dusting off the Harley withers, whistable bound, I know you shouldn’t really eat oysters  if there is a ‘R’ in the month but wtf, I hope one kills me. 

On 02/04/2024 at 17:58, Frank said:

That last post puts me in second place on the LB, and with dickhead decs self-medicating on young cock, I'll be the best on here come the weekend. 

Frank I am sitting next to the ugly sisters, there are no other tables, should I risk losing a table or stay put?

https://ibb.co/41ygyRc

3 hours ago, Frank said:

Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. 

Welcome back.

 

You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

That is Withers with a capital W. Got it now, you flat arsed chancer. 

Withers, what do you make of Franks obsession with umbrellas? Is he the only man who could open one fully up his arse hole? 

46 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I agreed with most of what you said except the end bit about Hull where you are over egging your argument, but that's because it doesn't undermine my case against Israel and the course it's now on which was just caused by the August atrocities by Hamas but is the culmination of Gurion and the birth of Israel from Palestinian land. 

I hate those Palestinians only slightly less than I hate those Jews, only slightly less than I hate withers. 

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

In other words, if you want it to stop, cease dressing like a twelve year old, gender neutral San Franciscan. 

I know what you mean decs lol 

https://ibb.co/M1TQ2q0

47 minutes ago, Frank said:

He's doing a sterling job with all that shit. For those who don't know him, here's Feargal on TOTP in '85. I was 14 and I wanted to die then. True. 

 

 

I bet everyone at school wanted you dead when you was 14, mercilessly bullied, spat at and called bender, and that was just by the teachers, I know what it was like, my stammer made be a target too, fffffuck oooofffff 

56 minutes ago, Frank said:

Put a photo up of Susan, you thick stammering flat-arsed fuck. 

 

Thanks for replying Frank, not my best work tbh, ffffffffuuuuck offffff.

Women  ‘comedians’ like women footballers are Fucking shit. This Jimmy Krankie lookalike dyke has yet another new TV show and like other unfunny cunts Sarah Millican, Sue Perkins, Sandy fucking Toksvig and Miranda Hart make a good living from not making people laugh on the TV. The only one to make the list above look talented is the wet chinned Rosie Jones, how they must love her, dig up Bernard Manning quick.  

7 hours ago, Frank said:

 

 

Frank, you’re coming across as a late night lonely coke fiend, I did warn you decs was coming back for the weekend, don’t totally crumble. 

7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

May I offer you and your fat ugly wife dinner with me, at a French restaurant of your choice, as some form of recompense for your misfortune. I will not be renewing their lease.

I think I can speak on behalf of my fat pig ugly wife and respectfully turn you offer down, for two reasons really, 1, you’re a cunt and two you’re a cunt. 

36 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

As the freeholder of this establishment I hope you enjoyed your meal, and the staff provided good service. They have been good tenants over the years.

No, I’ve been spray painting the khazi since 8pm last night, I will be contacting the the food standards agency at 9am. 

59 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

What?

Who was you wanking?

11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Wanking 

Who?