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Eddie

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  1. For fuck sake Fats, you've subliminally mind raped me. I've called my missus a soppy cunt today, it just slipped out after reading it at least 465 times since you joined. Change the record you cunt, and make sure you do it before I go back to work. We've got the Japs in next week and I don't want to slip up.

    Best not start talking about ww2 war crimes then.

  2. Another whistleblower has come forward , unfortunately his two mates who suffered a simular ordeal have 'committed suicide', let's hope those dolphin square mob are brought to justice before this chap also feels the urge to top himself 

  3. My younger brother had a Skoda Fabia about five years ago. I had a couple of quick drives in it, and although there are glaciers that accelerate quicker, I found it a pretty good drive overall.

    They've not done too bad for a name that just over a decade ago was still in the same league as Lada.

    Should have been called the skoda labia for obvious reasons

  4. As soon as the gutter press get their grubby mits on a story of a celeb, allegedly cheating on his wife, or run with a story from some old bint who went to a footballers hotel room at 3am and got touched on the bottom we have headlines for days. 

    However this does not seem to apply to the establishment, we all know Ted heath like a game of walk the plank aboard his boat, but how come we only find out the details of him and his mates when they snuff it?

    Would be nice to see some of this dirt before a court sometime soon, but I can't see it.

  5. Anyone who has a strong opinion either way about Clarkson keeping his job is a cunt.

    How people can get so enraged about someone they've never met getting fired or not is absolutely unfathomable to me.

    If your personal identity, or worse yet political viewpoints, are inextricably linked to your opinion of a television present, who you regard as either a bastion for common sense or everything that is wrong with the world, you don't deserve to vote.

    Bloody hell Bill, have the glue fumes worn off ? , that makes sense and I agree with you.

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  6. Please don't let the label of "Veteran Cunt" you have been erroneously bequeathed cause you to develop an inflated sense of self-worth. 

    You clearly believe usage of three syllable words such as "rambling" and "moronic" make you come across as part of the Cunt's Corner (pseudo) intelligentsia.

    You have no worth. Your mother tried to abort you when you were six, lest we forget. You have a picture of a fat retarded boy wearing a stupid t-shirt as your picture because you need something to aspire to. 

    You spend your morbid existence crawling the deepest, darkest corners of the web wanking furiously into a pot noodle every night, formulating your next cretinous post of questionable humour and quality. Other people have friends and lives; you have nothing but an insidious urge to indulge in the basest of desires.

    Whenever I see a dead badger, with it's arse prolapsed from the force of an oncoming 4x4, festering by the verge of a country lane, I think of you, and everything you have ever contributed to this forum. I construct a pyramid hierarchy of all the pathetic cunts of the world, and you are invariably at the top.

    Please, never darken my doorway again, you odious, grinning, insignificant insect.

    ​Well done Bill, another snooze fest of irrelevance, you must try harder. Abortions take place in early pregnancy, not at six years old you blithering idiot, that would be classed as murder, in the words of Decimus, do the world a favor.

  7. Sorry Skoda is not a cunt its only the stereo typed cunts who think Skoda is a cunt I have done just over 150000 miles in mine since bought new in 2003. Its been the most reliable car I have owned and over the years owned a few so called better brands so hardly a cunt. 

    ​Like your post, your car is a lump of dogs excrement, if this is the best car you have owned I pity you.  Do you still have the C5?

  8. Exodus are all cunts.

    Psychiatrists are mostly cunts.

    I don't know who Grumpy's dead son is but he sounds like he was a cunt.

    Men in black are pretty cool.

    JFK was more of a cunt than people think, but whoever shot him was a bigger cunt.

    Bill you should not post after a glue bag session, your ramblings do come across a tad moronic. Stick to the super t's and allow the rash around your mouth clear up.

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    Baby cunt

    just thought I'd report the cunt.. see if Admin will pull their finger out of the dark and dingy long enough...

    Hang on a cotton picking second , this is cuntscorner not Facebook,  the loathsome fatty does have a je ne sais quoi, no ?

  10. Fatty wrap a chain around your enormous wobbling kneck and chins, tie it to a lamp post, get into your car and drive as fast as you can until said chain ends your pathetic nazi life.

    Bollocks Alfie,  fatty is no nazi , he does not discriminate,  everyone is a cunt 

  11. Old hand for sure mr D. A right boring prick who doesnt have a clue about anything. Assuming so much but knowing so little. I dont vote for UKIP and I would never admit my radical marxism on here. But what a total flaccid knob.

    Ukip rule , nigel is a full member of my golf club, although a bit of a knob his policies are spot on 

  12. I work in aerospace engineering Fatso. People who work in engineering use their brains to evaluate things like cars, and look a little deeper than the badge on the bonnet.

    Supervisor ?

  13. I also work in engineering, however I said that they are good cars but the stigma that goes with ownership is not worth it. Not cheap anymore so why not buy the equivalent vw passat , it saves a lot of uncomfortable conversations 

  14. If you ask anyone what car they drive and the reply is a skoda, the conversation does not end there. You will be subject to 20 minutes of drivel on the merits of skoda ownership , really it means you are lower management 

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