Eddie

Well said fatty , your opinion is beyond reproach, indeed they are all massive cunts 

Move to rochdale and become a minicab driver , no white knights there to get in your way 

Good for you ape, but you know everyone will be talking about your new car around the water cooler , best opt for the passat 

Yes I realise they have come a long way , yes I realise that it's a vw in a different badge and yes I realise they are a good car , but only a massive cunt would buy one 

Next time borrow the punkape mobile and run the cunt over 

Karl marx bell end 

Oil price down = jocks economic outlook shit , all your eggs in one basket 

You vile homo,  vandalism is a serious concern in the garden of England 

Blame her , but she done ok in the leaders debate 

Absolutely planning on crashing the plane, and the kids home angle is just a clever marketing strategy,  they wont be joining the trip. I am looking for a rather tall building in Iraq / Syria , allah akbar 

Frank is requesting a petition to reinstate his good self, is it a ban for life like when the ' s' fell off my speedos in the shallow end of the David Lloyd pool during half term? , or a temporary ban like Julian clary suffered after the fisting remark ?

I am pitching an idea on dragons den, looking at opening a travel agents in Rochdale , we will be offering site seeing tours of the Turkish / syrian border , first coach leaves the town hall next Saturday 8am sharp and will be shared by the kids from the local care home who have decided to join us. 

Can you set the sky box to record 'The drop'

Day time tv is designed for unemployed alcoholics,  a school boy error is to expect a change of schedule for bank holiday's. As I rule of thumb the tv should be switched off between 8am and 6pm to avoid grubby individuals property developing and audiences booing brain dead youth regarding dna results.

I personally love easter , 4 day weekend unless you work in a shop, if you do,  tough shit, you should have tried harder at school.

Guy Richie the cockney wannabe is a bigger fraudster than bernie maddoff on stock take day. Guy models himself on the artful dodger on steroids, he even bought a 'boozer' , shockingly not in the east end but in Mayfair. 

Below is a pic of guy on his wedding day.

Hiding in the guest forum shadows , behaving like unwanted revellers at a party, hanging about outside making out they don't really want to come in. Take your 4 pack and 10 Marlborough lights and fuck off 

Keith , your saggy nappy would not even make it into the top 10 reasons that you can't land a job. 

I thought you were nappy bound as your sphincter has given up and now resembles a tea towel holder, rather than a balloon knot

This sweaty mess tops all cockney wank stains , knew the krays , lived on pie and mash and could fackin swear like a caant 

I think Ray Winstone knocked one out in the bath , big Mo from eastenders decided to use his water and hey presto , 9 months later jason statham , the afterbirth crawled out of the bucket and became Danny Dyer

This millionaire one trick pony can't smile wide enough when he looks in the mirror. This folically challenged spam head has played the exact same part in every film he has been lucky enough to get in . The annoying baldy whispers his lines through every scene, he must have watched dirty den in East enders for acting guidance. If you are not convinced that he is a lucky sod remember he was doing Kelly Brook until he got a better offer. 

Nothing wrong with ignoring all of the above when visiting 'trendy bars' in Hoxton or other parts of swinging London, leave a log without flushing in the bars single toilet and obviously shut the window. This will seriously fuck up the coke heads evening. Get your self a pint at the bar and have a chuckle at the cunts moaning all around. 

Can't argue with that,  facts are facts 

Drive to bristol,  loads of low life scum to have fun with , take off all jewellery before setting off.