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Eddie

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  1. This is my first post, and it is about the biggest cunts of all.

     

    To just explain the format of "I'm Going Home", for those lucky enough to not have heard all the cunts singing it:

    1. Some adult cunt rings up Radio 1 on their way home from work
    2. Adult cunt sings a song, the lyrics of which consist of "My name is [insert cunts name] and I'm going home", repeated ad nauseam.
    3. A lot of cunts I have the misfortune of knowing sit at home or at work listening to this, apparently enjoying it.

     

    Now look, if this was designed for four year old children with stunted mental development, I wouldn't mind them singing it. I wouldn't listen to it, because I'm not a pathetic cunt, but I wouldn't object to them singing it.

    But we are talking about fully functioning adults with jobs and lives, who ring up a national radio station, just so they can sing the same one line like some gormless fucking cretin cunt. Like they have some modicum of talent or purpose. As if this is some worthwhile use of any cunt's time. They aren't even on any decent drugs to condone this kind of dribbling behaviour.

    The people singing the song are fully certified, royal cunts. But the bigger cunts in the whole equation are the cunts taking time out of their day to tune in to Radio 1, and listen to other cunts being cunts via the medium of song. If anyone can explain why such an activity would be fun, you're a cunt too.

    Fucking hell jizzer old son. Don't make it a question, demand it!

    Sorry diz old chap , half went to sleep reading this shit rant ; silly boring cunt deserves all he gets listening to radio 1

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  2. ​Absolutely, you don't want a grilling from old Trev, the ruthless cunt that he is. No, hang on a minute........

    Oh no sir trevor with his probing questions like how did you feel when you knew it was all over , give me j paxman any day 

  3. Will do dex,  but the pikies selling shit around the tower will be a little put out if we sort the foundations out , don't want the mafia on my back and sir trevor interviewing me in a few weeks time 

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    This is my first post, and it is about the biggest cunts of all.

     

    To just explain the format of "I'm Going Home", for those lucky enough to not have heard all the cunts singing it:

    1. Some adult cunt rings up Radio 1 on their way home from work
    2. Adult cunt sings a song, the lyrics of which consist of "My name is [insert cunts name] and I'm going home", repeated ad nauseam.
    3. A lot of cunts I have the misfortune of knowing sit at home or at work listening to this, apparently enjoying it.

     

    Now look, if this was designed for four year old children with stunted mental development, I wouldn't mind them singing it. I wouldn't listen to it, because I'm not a pathetic cunt, but I wouldn't object to them singing it.

    But we are talking about fully functioning adults with jobs and lives, who ring up a national radio station, just so they can sing the same one line like some gormless fucking cretin cunt. Like they have some modicum of talent or purpose. As if this is some worthwhile use of any cunt's time. They aren't even on any decent drugs to condone this kind of dribbling behaviour.

    The people singing the song are fully certified, royal cunts. But the bigger cunts in the whole equation are the cunts taking time out of their day to tune in to Radio 1, and listen to other cunts being cunts via the medium of song. If anyone can explain why such an activity would be fun, you're a cunt too.

    Stop trying  so hard you unfunny toss pot , fuck off and die 

  5.  

    This is my first post, and it is about the biggest cunts of all.

     

    To just explain the format of "I'm Going Home", for those lucky enough to not have heard all the cunts singing it:

    1. Some adult cunt rings up Radio 1 on their way home from work
    2. Adult cunt sings a song, the lyrics of which consist of "My name is [insert cunts name] and I'm going home", repeated ad nauseam.
    3. A lot of cunts I have the misfortune of knowing sit at home or at work listening to this, apparently enjoying it.

     

    Now look, if this was designed for four year old children with stunted mental development, I wouldn't mind them singing it. I wouldn't listen to it, because I'm not a pathetic cunt, but I wouldn't object to them singing it.

    But we are talking about fully functioning adults with jobs and lives, who ring up a national radio station, just so they can sing the same one line like some gormless fucking cretin cunt. Like they have some modicum of talent or purpose. As if this is some worthwhile use of any cunt's time. They aren't even on any decent drugs to condone this kind of dribbling behaviour.

    The people singing the song are fully certified, royal cunts. But the bigger cunts in the whole equation are the cunts taking time out of their day to tune in to Radio 1, and listen to other cunts being cunts via the medium of song. If anyone can explain why such an activity would be fun, you're a cunt too.

    Stop trying  so hard you unfunny toss pot , fuck off and die 

  6. ​Do you need to do all 3 to qualify?

     

    Only, I'm northern but never listen to that shite, haven't done in 20 years I don't think... even then it was by accident when a workman was doing some stuff on a house I owned... soon re-tuned his fancy pants DeWalt radio to TFM.... they're only wankers, not cunts on TFM...

    ​strictly speaking yes , all 3 are required 

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  7. Staff at Windsor castle may go on strike, some of these sniveling saps earn just 14k per year to bow and scrape. This is lower than the living wage, on top of this insult, workers carry out additional duties for no extra pay, such as first aid and giving guided tours. The trust that Prince Charles is head off operates the estate, this trust made a profit of over 8 million pounds last year. Good ole Charlie does not hold back with his criticism of business leaders and often scrawls hand written notes to politicians and our leaders of commerce.  

    I hope that the receivers of these letters return in kind, maybe Punkape can give a bit of guidance on Estate management,  he did once organise a group of smackheads to pick up dog shit on his inner London hell hole.

  8. And most of them with a hideous sense of self-entitlement. Come the revolution matey, they'll be up against wall and shot, mark my words.

    ​Come on thats a little bit strong, think it through, the strange sexual practices picked up at school when the lights went out keep the rent boys, S and M dungeon mistresses  and westminster pedo rings in business.  Without these schools turning out these well rounded folks whom will sit on the front benches and rule over us?

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  9. It is incredible that people world wide will sit outside a shop overnight to be the first to get the next generation phone , the gullible fools also are applauded by Apple staff on their exit from the shop with their £600 phone. These closed protocol devices can then only have apps or music added via I tunes , hence more applause.  The brain dead arse wipes will then latch onto anyone to demonstrate the latest minor improvement.  Avoid anyone with a apple phone at all costs as if they had Ebola 

  10. In these days of health and safety where you require a risk assessment and method statement to take a shit I find it amazing that a pilot can be left alone behind a door that is reinforced to prevent unauthorised access.  What if the pilot has a heart attack or passes out for some reason. Never mind if he is depressed the mad cunt , maybe the elf and safety brigade should look at travelling at 30, 000 feet at 500mph instead of the toaster in our office kitchen, which was removed.

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