Eddie

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Indeed, you don't want to upset Pen wherever you are on the globe. One minute you're taking a siesta by the pool, the next you're being anally violated from a different time zone.

The umbrellas here remind me of something 

https://ibb.co/XL3YTjh

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’re in the hat at far left aren’t you?

Eric believe it or not that’s cass pennant, I was in the gym with him earlier, black cunt. 

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I noticed some sand in the Crocs, are you by the seaside Eddie? I can't wait to come to The Britain and have some chip and fishes... Forget the Caribbean beaches, I want to go here.

https://images.app.goo.gl/C6YFHdg5WTRiGnt47

 

https://ibb.co/vQvsP3K
 

Skegness 

6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's a tropical rain storm in Port au Prince, I'm in Jamaica now, learning the British before my immigration application is submitted. Wherever I go in the Caribbean, I hear 'Alan da Black man, EastEnders, alright Pat'. You're a hero in these parts Eddie... Keep living the dream we aspire to. 

Not quite the dream ras, I am wearing crocs with Harry Potter characters pushed into the holes…

https://ibb.co/k5RjTJn

14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Big Bollock, I thought you'd keep your head down after your recent performance. You've probably downed 4 litres of co-op cider and forgotten about it. It's of paramount importance that you acknowledge your drunken cunt bellendery, otherwise not acknowledging said bellendery is tantamount to having no shame. Lol

Ras you black cunt, I’ve had a litre of vodka today, 3 cocktails and god knows how many beers, I’m out with ginger soon for din dins, hope is raining at home 

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

Bring us a watermelon back Ed if you’ve got the space in your suitcase.

Reported. 

4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Are you Player or Referee this week, just so we all know? Or do you intend on continuing this schizoid position of straddling both camps? And by “straddling both camps”, I’m not surreptitiously slipping in a reference to those infamous Readers Wives shots we’ve all been struggling for years not to confuse with the Great Pit of Carkoon. And by Carkoon I don’t mean @Eddie. 

I’m in the domes noruzkassanda resort in halkidiki, not an American or Australian on site, bliss 

2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Seriously Ed, I've had to shut my geese in the barn to keep them safe.

Hang a job centre sign above the barn, the filth won’t come within a mile…

4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Shut up, you know fuck all about it.

I hope the rioters, sorry protesters burn you in your bed. 

A report out today has raised concerns over sexist and bigoted behaviour by some RNLI staff. 

an unnamed source quoted 

"I have not once felt like the RNLI supports women or minorities," she said, adding that she would not recommend it "as an employer to anybody".

They seem to pick up enough ‘minorities’ when they have their fun days out in the Channel, and employer? I thought the majority were hero volunteers, only fireman are above these wankers on the fake hero front…

17 hours ago, Decimus said:

If I saw a man shagging a corpse I'd believe what my eyes were showing me, that he was a necrophiliac. If I read comments from a man about 'women' he finds attractive and they all happen to look like children, I'm going to again believe what my eyes are showing me.

No imagination or exaggeration necessary, Carly. You are what you eat.

I collected my daughter from Norwich medical school today Decs, I must say first time in that area and I loved it. I have never seen so many Ginger women, it was like I had died and gone to patsy Parmer heaven! You lucky duck 🦆 

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Look up ‘Roofus The Stunt Bum’. 

Eric what’s your thoughts on the race riots kicking off in France? old whitey has had enough and it’s not being reported. 

2 hours ago, truestory said:

It came up on a Google search, I've read through a lot of the other posts on here but only posted on this one so far what with the cricket going on but once it goes 0-2 there isn't much point following it after that.

Shut up you stupid boring Fucking cunt. 

24 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm at Glastonbury Bend. 

You sad old cunt, I hope you have forgotten your hat…

22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, what the fuck is this shit?

You drunken cunt.

I stand by every word,  is it still ok to do your but on the beach tomorrow? 

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

A bit harsh Eddie.  I rather like the lid banging, 6:00am whistling,  scrawny little cunt. I hope he stays.

He can take you with him, French worn, ps is it still ok to have the beach hut tomorrow?

1 hour ago, Snowy said:

The woman has got on the leaderboard just by chance from the weird trio of fucking dog fuckers,trannys and possible perverts.

She claims there's no favouritism on here when comes to cliques.

I won anyway so I will go to pastors greener and I'll see you in 6 months.

Adieu.

You didn’t snowy, and this is the third time you’ve said bye bye, fuck off. 

6 hours ago, Frank said:

Knocking/banging heard. @Eddie?

https://www.picclickimg.com/To0AAOSwESVjePqs/Gunna-Drip-or-Drown-2-Poster-Wall-Art.jpg

Has he borrowed your clobber? 

5 hours ago, Neil said:

'Ere you go......

https://streamable.com/3jgvo1

Neil, by the sound of your voice and heavy breathing, I wouldn’t start any long books….

6 hours ago, Frank said:

I think I’m about to find myself on the wrong side of the law Ed. My little dachsie hates the blacks with a passion. He instinctively knows they’re bad to the bone. They in turn.. all of them, think he’s the devil. 

 

 

 

 

Have you ever once, ever in your life, met a heterosexual man with a dachshund?

answer the fucking question. 

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That would actually be very brown if you think about it.

That was my point Eric….

On 12/06/2023 at 15:59, Last Cunt Standing said:

Fuck the greaseball Cunt. 

Racism but not against blacks, Obviously reported anyway. 

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

At least the van was white. It’ll probably be blamed for the whole thing.

The mental illness angle will be thrown about,  Shame it’s not used more when it comes to trannies….

3 hours ago, Frank said:

I've met Eddie and he's about as black as my arse. More blue if anything. A Basildon bred, pointed shoe-wearing, honky-tonk fat fucking shoulder-less stammering chancer.

I’m about as brown as your cock,two bob shit stabbing Barbican weasel.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ed, I owe you an apology too. Years ago, I had a bit of a thing for Carol Jackson off eastenders. I didn’t know you were an item at the time.

Fucking animal