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Silence, you oily heap of shit.

Just had a look at the link, and I already have a mental picture in the kind on Nigels and Grahams that indulge in this ridiculous pursuit. If the cunts are so keen to save the planet, and so keen to save money, they should do one of three things: 1). Walk. 2). Cycle. 3). Kill themselves.

Silence, you vile, thick, racist fucking cunt.

Good work. Flid life!

Eric - who is a spackers favourite Australian actress?

It's probably just Frank trying out his latest VPN.

Sorry Eddie, but flid life is Quincys little gem. However, you're welcome to join my comedy road show, as long as you allow me to join your thick, racist moron society. What do you say?

Here we go again - the richer than you crap springs forth again. Heard it all before Eddie - didn't give a fuck the first time. Lol

Not really sure this answers my question. And regarding the life not working out bit - I'm not the one selling car spares. Flid life.

Spot on 'Baws - one of the cunts we encountered today began his deceleration around half a mile from the next junction. I can only assume he must have been pissed off with the over-priced, low quality brake pads he'd bought from Eddie and Fatty, and wanted to reduce any stress on them. Or perhaps he was just a fucking idiot?

With only a minor alteration, your comment can be made 100% applicable to you: boring becomes weird.

I had to make a number of trips to our local dump today, to dispose of a huge amount of shit that was generated during a recent building project. Hopefully this explanation will deter certain flids from making oh-so-hilarious jibes about living in a dump, etc. Anyway, several times during the numerous journeys we (as in my wife and I - fuck off) encountered people who only managed to reach the speed limit of the road they were "driving" on, about 50 yards from the end. We're talking about 2 miles to reach 50 mph. I'm not a fan of cunts who speed, but I'm far less of a fan of those who have no concept of the speed limit, where the limit changes and what the current speed limit is. Unsurprisingly, it's Nissan Micra drivers that are, by far, the biggest culprits. What is it about these cars? Oh, and while I think of it - fuck off Punky.

Eddie - any impartial advice on air filters you can give? 2003 Peugeot 406 HDi 90.

Is that a euphemism for Mr Roops smashing your back doors in? If so, will you be blogging the event?

Yeah, it's hilarious. But, in truth, the whole fucking film is hilarious. Think it's about time I watched it again......

very, very close - I was after spack a mac

It's a fair answer, but not the one I was looking for. There's a clue - lightweight.

Good one Eric. I offer, for your perusal - what's a flids preferred lightweight rain protection?

I expect the stupid cunt has Lobsterisimus Bummakisimus.

It's a given. He's a cunt.

It may be possible to instigate an oral flush, should Quincy shite in your mouth without warning. This is one of the very few benifits of this technology, as I see it.

You dunces will no doubt have to "Google" this (with the obvious exception of 'Baws), but basically it's an "app" that allows you to specify "If This Then That" scenarios. So, for example, you can allow it to turn up your heating if it's cold outside (if you happen to have Hive and Amazon Alexa - around £400). All very clever, but I'm sure humanity will survive without such levels of stupidity. I have one more thing to say - Flid Life!

I'd like to stwike Ding, wewy woughly.

Try not to take things quite so literally......

I know exactly the type you are referring to. It's generally a roll up cigarette if I'm not mistaken, and they are usually about 100 years old yet still remarkably active, despite horrific lung cancer eating them from within.