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Ape™️

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  1. Eddie, how's your trip to Dorset with a beautiful woman going? Have you punctured her and now have time to be on CC? I'm sure there's a B&Q nearby where you can get a repair kit.
  2. Yeah I'm really furious - he's just so annoying.
  3. Eddie, please believe me when I say there is nothing about you that I am jealous off. I'd wager that no one on this forum is jealous of you either.
  4. Fuck off you prick. You spout endless abuse on here so don't suddenly become all sensitive. Just for the record, what type of car are you in?
  5. A kind thought Eddie, but I'd be happier to hear that you'd been involved in a fatal car crash.
  6. Sorry, I should have used "cuntbreed" multiple times and made reference to a claw hammer, like the really high-end posters do. My bad.
  7. Christ you're thick. Really, really fucking thick.
  8. Frank is more than capable of defending himself - he doesn't need a spastic in shining calipers protecting him.
  9. You'd better be telling the truth.
  10. Uncanny. You must be fairly close to death now, surely?
  11. Awww how sweet - they both liked your funny little comment!
  12. Ah, should have guessed. Sensible choice.
  13. Yeah, it's amazing isn't it!
  14. It's ok Fatty - it's nothing to be ashamed of.
  15. In your Aston Martin no doubt?
  16. You two are clearly a couple - it's always Fatty this or Eddie that. It's your choice; I have nothing against homosexuals. Each to their own I say.
  17. Do you also enjoy sticking your cocks up each others arses? Certainly sounds like it to me! lol.
  18. And with all this money, and the lifestyle it allows, you both still spend countless hours on a strange little forum called Cunts Corner! I assume you do it to try and remain grounded and in touch with real life.
  19. Mr & Mrs Mitty. Such a lovely couple!
  20. Your surname isn't Mitty by any chance is it?
  21. Eddie, it's very sad that you feel you need to try and impress a bunch of anonymous cunts by bragging about a car you supposedly have. Actually, it's beyond sad - it's pathetic.
  22. Compared to you Ed, I'm fucking Einstein.
  23. And one brain cell that you share, which I assume you are currently using, you soppy fat cunt.
  24. Well then, you're a cunk.
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