I'd imagine that catching a glimpse of your reflection in a shop window, as you drive by in your clapped out heap of Mercedes shit, would give you a strong feeling of self loathing Del.
I think someone fluent in Retard may stand a better chance at the translation. Fortunately, Retard is Keith's second language so he's definitely the right "person" for the job.
They are what you get when you combine shit group A (Busted) with shit group B (McFly), thus creating the biggest load of talentless fucking garbage in the current known universe.
The combination of two utterly shit groups to produce one new group, that is massively more shit than the sum of it's parts. Utter fucking cunts the lot of 'em.
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