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Ape™️

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  1. Ape™️

    Self Loathing

    Not to mention weapons grade stupidity! Don't forget to mention that!
  2. Ape™️

    Self Loathing

    Of course you do. I bet you look amazing!
  3. Ape™️

    Self Loathing

    I'd imagine that catching a glimpse of your reflection in a shop window, as you drive by in your clapped out heap of Mercedes shit, would give you a strong feeling of self loathing Del.
  4. I think someone fluent in Retard may stand a better chance at the translation. Fortunately, Retard is Keith's second language so he's definitely the right "person" for the job.
  5. I've got a DJI Quadcopter and its an amazing bit of kit. Why anyone would waste the capability of one spying on a twat like you is bizarre.
  6. They are what you get when you combine shit group A (Busted) with shit group B (McFly), thus creating the biggest load of talentless fucking garbage in the current known universe.
  7. Ape™️

    Mcbusted

    The combination of two utterly shit groups to produce one new group, that is massively more shit than the sum of it's parts. Utter fucking cunts the lot of 'em.
  8. For any of you cunts that are interested in shit, this website may be of use, especially if you are undecided as to what you will send Frank this year.... http://www.shitexpress.com/
  9. Fuck me, you sound like a real bundle of laughs.......
  10. Very good, but the second line would have flowed better had you said "londonm's fudge". Just sayin'.....
  11. Ape™️

    Puberty

    I assume you have wanked yourself close to death Keith, and have posted this drivel while you recover ready for another session?
  12. Ape™️

    Hippies

    Good one Keith, well done.
  13. Not as good, but every bit as fucking thick.
  14. If I were you, I'd be more concerned with the malfunctioning thing between my ears.
  15. It seems the drivel claxon needs sounding again. Twice in one week........a clear indicator that there are some utter fucking idiots at large.
  16. Ape™️

    Slumber parties

    A micro cock is what Keith dreams of, as unfortunately he has a yocto cock, which is a fair bit smaller........
  17. I'm waiting for you to say something coherent and I ain't holding my breath, you fucking thick twat.
  18. My guess is she's been on the piss.......l
  19. My utter drivel detector has been destroyed by this rubbish. You owe me £200 Keith, you fucking cunt.
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