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Why do people do this? The stupid little flid over the road from us, who already has a perfectly decently sized house, has extended, and now has no garage and absolutely nowhere to park his multiple vehicles. Consequently, they are now to be found bumped up the curb outside other houses, along with his obligatory white van. Thick. Thick as fucking pig shit. Flid life.

I got a point from Roops last night - she's on the blob and trigger happy.

No Gyps, what you've witnessed is an idiot at the height of his powers.

Fuck off you poof.

Lol lol yeah Eddie, post some photos! That'll be fantastic!

As expected, out comes one of the racist big guns. Now run along - there's people waiting at the counter for batteries and glow plugs, because it's freezing here. Magical.

Sorry Eric, but there's a very big difference between the use of the words "Flid" and "Spacker', both school playground, childish insults, and some of the clearly heartfelt racist shite that certain members pride themselves on spouting. I'm not going to get into an argument with you on this matter - we'll just have to agree to disagree.

You aren't looking very hard then.

The site has a number of vile, thick, racist wankers who churn out the same shit day after day. It horrifies me that such cunts exist in this world. Most people on here are "in character" - not so with the racist wankers.

Silence, you repetitive piece of scum.

Silence, you oily heap of shit.

Just had a look at the link, and I already have a mental picture in the kind on Nigels and Grahams that indulge in this ridiculous pursuit. If the cunts are so keen to save the planet, and so keen to save money, they should do one of three things: 1). Walk. 2). Cycle. 3). Kill themselves.

Silence, you vile, thick, racist fucking cunt.

Good work. Flid life!

Eric - who is a spackers favourite Australian actress?

It's probably just Frank trying out his latest VPN.

Sorry Eddie, but flid life is Quincys little gem. However, you're welcome to join my comedy road show, as long as you allow me to join your thick, racist moron society. What do you say?

Here we go again - the richer than you crap springs forth again. Heard it all before Eddie - didn't give a fuck the first time. Lol

Not really sure this answers my question. And regarding the life not working out bit - I'm not the one selling car spares. Flid life.

Spot on 'Baws - one of the cunts we encountered today began his deceleration around half a mile from the next junction. I can only assume he must have been pissed off with the over-priced, low quality brake pads he'd bought from Eddie and Fatty, and wanted to reduce any stress on them. Or perhaps he was just a fucking idiot?

With only a minor alteration, your comment can be made 100% applicable to you: boring becomes weird.

I had to make a number of trips to our local dump today, to dispose of a huge amount of shit that was generated during a recent building project. Hopefully this explanation will deter certain flids from making oh-so-hilarious jibes about living in a dump, etc. Anyway, several times during the numerous journeys we (as in my wife and I - fuck off) encountered people who only managed to reach the speed limit of the road they were "driving" on, about 50 yards from the end. We're talking about 2 miles to reach 50 mph. I'm not a fan of cunts who speed, but I'm far less of a fan of those who have no concept of the speed limit, where the limit changes and what the current speed limit is. Unsurprisingly, it's Nissan Micra drivers that are, by far, the biggest culprits. What is it about these cars? Oh, and while I think of it - fuck off Punky.

Eddie - any impartial advice on air filters you can give? 2003 Peugeot 406 HDi 90.

Is that a euphemism for Mr Roops smashing your back doors in? If so, will you be blogging the event?