Ape™️
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I know that people who say they own such things on anonymous Internet forums do.
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Never liked Mercedes - can't see why people hold them in such high esteem. Ugly, slab sided lumps of characterless German shit. Only cunts buy them.
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Ok, and I'll do a little bit about an insecure little runt who, unsuccessful in real life, attempts to impress complete strangers on a fantasy Internet forum by continually bragging about his supposed wealth and possessions. Ok? Do we have a deal?
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I'll look forward to it. I'll post a picture of my R35 too.
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I wasn't talking to you McThickie, go back to your puncture repair kit. Lol.
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Why do you say that?
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I'll stick with my R35.
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What about an Aston Martin? Is that above my station too?
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It certainly is. Perhaps I should have my very own affluence fantasy like Eddie. Just think of the Internet connection I could afford then, not to mention the cars and villas!
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I may be offline for a while - need to put money in the electric meter.
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Why don't you ask admin to sort it out?
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Eddie, how's your trip to Dorset with a beautiful woman going? Have you punctured her and now have time to be on CC? I'm sure there's a B&Q nearby where you can get a repair kit.
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Yes Ding, that must be it!
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Yeah I'm really furious - he's just so annoying.
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Eddie, please believe me when I say there is nothing about you that I am jealous off. I'd wager that no one on this forum is jealous of you either.
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Fuck off you prick. You spout endless abuse on here so don't suddenly become all sensitive. Just for the record, what type of car are you in?
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A kind thought Eddie, but I'd be happier to hear that you'd been involved in a fatal car crash.
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Sorry, I should have used "cuntbreed" multiple times and made reference to a claw hammer, like the really high-end posters do. My bad.
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Christ you're thick. Really, really fucking thick.
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Frank is more than capable of defending himself - he doesn't need a spastic in shining calipers protecting him.
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You'd better be telling the truth.
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Uncanny. You must be fairly close to death now, surely?
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Awww how sweet - they both liked your funny little comment!
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Ah, should have guessed. Sensible choice.
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Yeah, it's amazing isn't it!
