Ape™️
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Bricktop!
Lol.
Hilarious! How long did it take your limited intellect to come up with this gem?
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Your obsessive pursuit of every comment I make is both childish and disturbing.
I suggest you buy a copy of Debretts so you can properly quantify your own insignificance.
Your unfailing ability to post utter shit is both childish and disturbing. I honestly believe you are some kind of retard.
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By making such childish little jibes, you reveal more and more of the immature little weirdo that you so obviously are. Lol.
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I would have thought you'd be well used to rejection Keith, you silly fat cunt.
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You'd make a piss-poor stalker - you missed a golden opportunity to speculate on his handicap!
I don't think anyone is in any doubt as to what his handicap is.
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Played the game at prep and Public school, college and club level.
Best game to play. Now it's golf and I excel at that too.
I'll probably be accused of stalking but who fucking cares. If it's things that you excel at we're talking about, don't forget to include talking utter fucking shit.
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We always paid for anything we smashed up and the proprietors always added a load on.They knew the score.
If you did something similar you would be arrested, prosecuted.and rightly so.This is because of your social class.
Lol
No denial of them being your rosy-cheeked bum chums then? Wanker.
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Most of these little savages are skunked out of their heads and drive recklessly.
They should have their licences revoked.
Of course they could be out on the piss with their rosy-cheeked agricultural college bum chums, smashing up pubs.
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Most of these little savages are skunked out of their heads and drive recklessly.
They should have their licences revoked.
This, from a self confessed drink driver! Fuck off Punky, you hypocrite wanker.
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£82.25! That kind of money would keep you in drinks for, well, minutes Jacko, at your current rate of spending......
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I went to a party last night and was talking to some woman who kept saying this to everything I was talking about. Don't mind saying it boiled my Cabernet Sauvignon flavoured piss.
You should have punched her in the face so she could add the experience to her extensive T-shirt collection......
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You sound like a 50 year old bloke that turns up to the said meet in a nissan skyline and is crowned king of the chavs, probably also get involved with the drift scene which is another cunty pastime
So, by simply stating my opinion on your nom you decide to start getting personal? I suppose you never messed around with cars and motorbikes when you were young? Or were you never young? Cretin.
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I see nothing wrong with this. If these people choose to spend their money on their cars, and enjoy meeting up with others to discuss and compare etc, where is the harm? It's an expensive game that benefits won't support, so if these youngsters choose to spend their hard earned cash on their cars, good on them.
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“One must state it plainly. Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody—not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms—had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge (as well as for comfort, reassurance and other infantile needs). Today the least educated of my children knows much more about the natural order than any of the founders of religion, and one would like to think—though the connection is not a fully demonstrable one—that this is why they seem so uninterested in sending fellow humans to hell.”
― Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything-
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I'm actually eating a stilton and pear tartlet with a glass of port.
Decadent cunt!
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I'd like to throw Punky into one of those black holes God so conveniently created. He was one busy fucker on those six days. I bet he needed a rest after he'd finished.
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Who made the universe ? Try and give an intelligent answer.....
No one "made" the universe you cretin. Try and ask an intelligent question.
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Are you drugs or something?
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Have you considered supersize Tena for men, keith? No need to even whip your cock out, just drain away to your hearts content. And no arrest for indecent exposure!!
So you think he actually has a cock then Scotters? Personally I'm not convinced......
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I like him. Does that make me a cunt to?
Fucking right it does. Cunt.
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Nicholas Witchell is a public schoolboy and was educated at Epsom College.
So what? He's still a cunt.
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Then later on I saw a flock of reindeer
and a twat on cunts corner.
The twat you saw would have been your reflection in your phone screen. Lol.
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Why the fuck do you use the word "fleet " as collective noun to describe what should be a pack of dogs.
Perhaps you have nautical aspirations for your dogs or do you think you are Lord Nelson?
Most ridiculous Nom of the year with the most cretinous content.
What a cunt.
Oh, and the word fleet was in quote marks, to highlight it's intentional misuse, thicko.
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I went to Portsmouth and saw a pack of ships.
Really ?
Arsehole.
Looks like someone will soon be banned again.........
Zayn Malik
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I'd like to see this cunt burned alive, although I'd settle dead at a push.