Ape™️

21 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

When you expire I doubt there would be many mourners. You're such an idiotic   characterless arsehole I'm pretty sure most would think thank fuck he's gone. 

We can’t all be funny, charismatic wordsmiths like you. Fucking dope. What’s the next nomination going to be about? 

10 hours ago, Frank said:

@Ape™️ I usually only go bespoke these days, but check out these beauties! Polperro baby calf penny loafers in sage suede from Edward Green. I wore my chocolate brown pair throughout the summer last year, and I swear to god, they're the perfect travel companion for any sunny destination. 

Would you like to see my chocolate brown pair?

 

Fuck off.

1 hour ago, and said:

When you say 'all', that is quite a misleading and arrogant assumption.

I certainly think the Corner is a more interesting and entertaining place with elc contributing to proceedings, you charmless cunt!

48 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I assume  you mean dead cute .Thanks for the compliment but I'm already taken .If you're need  for a bit of sloppy bellend is strong go to a sauna .

She means she wishes you were dead. We all do.

It’s always an emotional time for me when May 1st comes around, and this year marks 30 years since the death of the Hungarian filmmaker Imre Gyöngyössy. It’s still hard for me to come to terms with the fact he’s gone, even after all this time.

Fuck off.

23 hours ago, and said:

Probably on the same day that you stop sucking Poodle shit off @Wolfie's cock.

Lol Lol Lol

I’ve found calendar I’m sure you’ll love:

Just think of the delights about to come out of the arse of this chap!

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

As long as your business isn't hawking tacky glassware and/or Bowie memorabilia to tasteless Americans on the internet, there should be no problem.

I miss the days of Jazz / ‘Eavens more and more when I look at some of the utter shit on here these days.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'll leave the spell  check to you .I think that's within your abilities.  You're  clearly a very unhappy person, you really are .My living is going OK .Thankyou for asking .Its up and down but that's to be expected after the goverment  trashed the economy. If you disagree with the post why not offer an alternative opinion? You seem an opinionated person so why let it go to waste .One other thing , this LOL thing you have going on really  is a bit silly and adolescent. 

 

 

It’s hard to find anything to agree or disagree with, since your “nomination” is just an idiotic rant, including some oh-so-hilarious Scottish stereotypes. Are you honestly expecting serious debate when you post such utter fucking drivel?

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

I don’t know.. I might. Energy’s a bit low these days. Double-jabbed innit. 10 years ago, if I’m honest, I could’ve quite easily come over and strangled the entire Ape family. 

10 years ago you were full of fucking shit. Nothing has changed. Something is very, very wrong with you.

29 minutes ago, Frank said:

It’s closed on Sundays. Can you imagine that I know where the Ape lives, and still haven’t done anything about it? 

Still haven’t done anything about it - what do you mean? Are you going to pay me a visit? Are you going to come and threaten me? Are you a fucking idiot?

10 hours ago, Frank said:

I wended my way over to Savile Row yesterday. Got my eye on this one-button purple two-piece by Ozwald. What do you think?..

What do I think? I think you should buy the suit, put it on along with one of the four pairs of gay shoes you apparently bought recently, douse yourself in E5 and strike a match.

6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends.

Frank is a sneaky, devious, manipulative wanker - my advice would be to keep the vile scumcunt at arms length. 

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

You dopey little plank. You're watching the snooker and thought this might carry just enough weight to merit its own thread. Take it down and shove your head in the fucking oven.

Post a picture of four pairs of homosexual “pumps” or whatever you people call them, or shut your idiotic mouth. Fucking wanker. Lol lolLOL

I’m not talking about football or rugby, but sports where two players are head to head in a tennis or snooker match, for example. Any cunt who shouts out some idiotic load of bollocks, especially if it’s at a critical point in the match, should simply be identified and thrown out. No warnings or second chances - just kick the thick wankers out. That way the vast majority of genuine fans get to enjoy the spectacle.

Fuck off.

22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Did you really, Frank? How about a picture to prove it, or are you full of shit. 

I had a quick look at the link he posted - footwear for faggots. I’d like to see a picture of the £1000 queer quartet too.

14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance  ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery,  tomatoes , Basil,  thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little  bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. 

Care to explain what the cunt is in this ridiculous load of fucking drivel? Bolognaise recipe is the title, just in case you’ve forgotten.

29 minutes ago, Neil said:

The Star Of Daffyd

That’s surprisingly funny for a cunt like you, Neil. No offence.

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The last time I got him was about 4 years ago and he was pissed out of his skull.

No, he was just pretending to be pissed. Don’t be fooled by his trickery.

44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And then forgot to correct that.

 I love these little moments once every few years when I get to catch you out.

He does it deliberately, to fool us all into thinking he’s not an alien.

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m going to start calling them Corey & Trevor.

@Bubba, get back here. You’ve got fuckdonkeys to supervise.

I think simply referring to them as flid A and flid B is more appropriate.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Mind blowing front pages celebrating 2.5%* military spending with "Britain on war footing".  Listening to snotty nosed tory mps on LBC talking about calling Putin's nuclear bluff.  "We cannot allow Russia to win."  Are we back in 1914?  Without an army, without a navy, with Trident that last tested negative, with NO CLUE... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? 🤔 

Perhaps we should deploy you and your spastic-in-crime, elc, to bore Putin to such a degree that he blows his fucking brains out. Think about it - you could both turn your innate ability to put people in a fucking coma, just by typing, into a way to change the world.

Oh, I nearly forgot: fuck off.

55 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

The coppers are thick millennials.That generation  have no social skills and are way up high on the spectrum.Its  no surprise they behave as they do .The fucking idiots from that generation on this site are prime examples  .They've been told how wonderful they are and that anything is possible .They're not and it isn't. When they realise that to be the case it's called mental health problems .The more stoic  amongst us call it life .

There you go again - not understanding the workings of CC and making yourself look a complete cunt. 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Utter bollocks. You still haven’t sussed this place. 

I’ve attempted to point this out to slc, but he’s oblivious to just how completely he doesn’t understand the working of CC. A bit like your pet monkey, but way worse.

10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit .Ape and his cohorts  makes it quite obvious that "time served " doesn't naturally equate to quality posts .His are shit and elicit little interest  or debate .

How can I hope to compete with a talented wordsmith such as you?

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s sarcastically referring to ELC as a big hitting veteran. He posted it just after ELC told you to ship out. 
Why are you still here you fucking Johnny come lately rookie cunt?

I see. Anyway, where the fuck have you been?