Ape™️

You know the type: pretending to have property, wealth, culture, education etc. Unhappy with their real lives, they create an imaginary world to try and make themselves feel less inadequate and worthless.

I'd be genuinely surprised if you could use a knife and fork properly.
This was another poor nomination by Ape who's presence on the board is bizzare.A series of bad nominations and silly observations.

There's a real irony in my presence on, and contributions to, the forum, being criticised by a serial poster of imaginary Walter noms. Fucking idiot.

I fully expected a comment from you on this matter, Walter. I bet there's plenty of slurping at your soup kitchen. Cunt.

Hello Noobie

What the fuck are you on about, you utter idiot?

Why do some people feel it's acceptable to slurp spaghetti up or slurp their fucking tea like they're breathing it in? It's a revolting habit that really grips my shit. I was out for a meal with my family last week and the cunt on the table next to us sounded like an animal eating. Really off putting and down right rude. There's a person I work with who eats apples so noisily I usually end up leaving the room while he chomps away like a fucking horse.

Please do not make posts that are likely to start the sheep counting again!

Just noticed I am too late........

When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count.

Please do not make posts that are likely to start the sheep counting again!

Let me think for a femtosecond - Cartman.

Fucking hell 'Baws, you take so long remembering this stuff :)

Came back on le shuttle on Thursday night, spot. A couple of extra gendarme checking boots, otherwise I sailed through like a cunt.

You doing anything like a cunt comes as no great surprise, Frank. Good evening.

He's been skulking about for months now, but has never posted. He fucking creeps me out, watching in silence like a cunting stalker. He's built himself up with his air of mystery so his first post is gonna need to be fucking outstandingly good/offensive.

He might do something extraordinary for his first post, like suggesting we compile a top 100 list of cunts.......

Shite nom, for fucks sake get a brain. Then shave the tree trunks around your arse, fucking monkey.
 
How the fuck am I going to earn a shilling from you as a rent boy with a hairy fucking arsehole ?
 
Beards are for men Sonny Jim, you'll get one when you're older.

You're not really playing with a full deck, are you?

This cunt is very similar to how I imagine you to look Keith..........

Why don't you send a private message to the guys here of men fingering each others arses, so we all think you're a fat old queen. Oh, you already have.

I've always thought of him as a fat old queen. That and a fucking stupid fucking cunt.

Right, prof this is a post about extremist cunts and their beliefs making them kill because someone dares to take the piss out of them. Not about you missing Jazz (with a J for fucks sake not Y)

The sheep is probably off its face on cheap wine.......again.

11 posts & you are telling an old timer what to do? Bugger off. I am a romantic. I believe in luv.

It's the quality of the posts that define members, not the quantity. There are some people on here that make post after post of utterly mindless fucking drivel!

Am I on dangerous ground?

I sincerely fucking hope so......

Jazz just logged in.

She can't just sing a song can she? Evertthing she performs has hundreds of extra notes added, flying unnecessarily up and down. Fewer notes, sung pure and clear, are far more enjoyable in my view. Cunt.

I say delete this fucking thread.

Agreed. And delete the bleating cunt that created it too.

Frank is your father.

The holy trinity......of utter cunts.

Someone makes a nom about something perfectly acceptable, and you, the grammar guru, can do nothing except criticise and insult the author. Just goes to show what a thick wanker you are.

You can't express youself properly.
Your grammar,sentence construction and content indicate a fuckwit.
Try reading a decent newspaper instead of eating pickled onions with red wine you ignorant peasant.
Fuck off aswell pleb.

And you still don't put spaces after commas, you ignorant peasant. iPhone again?

Perhaps you need to get a drivel coprocessor installed to cope with the utter shite you upload using it?

35 days & 35 nights I have to wait because Mrs Roops is hardcore.

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If Jazz doesn't come back after you have counted down to zero, you do realise there will be a lot of people pissing themselves laughing at your expense don't you? Idiot.