Ape™️

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

King Dick

Pen swears by hers.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

I get the feeling most of the posters on this subject don't know which end of a spanner to grab hold of and have grown up with DIY superstores never knowing the very common hardware ironmonger shops often longstanding family businesses that existed on every high street. In fact they have probably never used hand tools and just relied on power tools. Fucking weak cunts. 

Fascinating. Fuck off.

17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Old man was head of Mech.Eng for Shell UK. Told Snap-On to get fucked and would only purchase Stahlwille or Sykes-Pickavant for their workshops and mechs. Decent guarantee and quality products. That said, when he keeled over he had a 1942 immaculate SO tool cabinet (juke box style) that we flogged for a fucking fortune…the ‘Holy Grail’ of tool boxes/cabinets as it turned out. Only one member who can settle this debate…calling @Ape™️ to the board.

Britool. 

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Didn't you receive a couple from Pen, Billy?

Only one dick-pic, but due to the length of the subject it had to be split across multiple images.

14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

1.It shouldn't be that hard to guess, even for you , what the nomination is for.It's  self explanatory. 

2. The forehead mounted stick comment is quite funny and does offer hope you're not a complete  imbecile. 

So everyone who dies in an Audi, BMW and or 4x4 (whatever that means) must have been driving like a cunt? That’s your nomination? Not very good really is it?

27 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

You really are so dramatic,so over emotional and rather tedious to say the least . I do think the best thing to do is to not read anything posted on this site by myself .It's really very , very simple .If that rule is applied you won't be working yourself up into a froth of rage.I think it's better for you , I really do .I have been trying to find any form of opinion or comment posted by you that isn't a response,  and on most  occasions a derogatory response to what others post. Why dont you try to further the reach  of the site and state a novel opinion and invite a  debate 

You silly little  cunt .

I have a couple of questions for you:

1). What is this pile of shit nomination about?

2). Are you typing with a forehead-mounted stick?

What the fuck is this?

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Ape I am watching Shed and Buried, that fake cockney cunt Henry just referred to a cup of tea as a lovely cup of scorch. I want to inject him with fentanyl. 

A cup of scorch?! A fucking cup of scorch?! The cunt should be scorched to death. Scorched to death with fire. What a fucking cunt.

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Be careful. It looks like the Corner heavyweights @entitled little cunt and @Basil Brush are ganging up in a kind of thick, shitcunt tag-team and have got it in for you.

It’s because I was nasty to slc - what have I done?

4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Just gets on my tits Harold .Have a difference of opinion by all means but what's with all the "prick "and "wanker" stuff .I just dont get how educated individuals resort to that sort of idiocy rather than take me to task by oposing what I said in a measured and considered manner .No wonder they'll all living with their parents and hanging on to apron strings until they're 45.Fucking unbelievable. 

Oh boo-fucking-hoo, did the nasty virtual character on a website hurt your feelings? You absolute fucking melt.

18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I think he needs some counselling and help with anger management.If you can be bothered to look  at messages you will gather he goes off on one repeatedly for no apparent reason.You will also notice I refrain from insulting him.

Be bothered to look at messages? Please, indulge me - are you having a secret chat about the nasty virtual character? As above - you absolute fucking melt.

35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I am, and you most definitely have made yourself look a silly, boring cunt. Well done you one trick pony.

No, you’re just the corner equivalent of the village drunk/idiot.

31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I saw it, purely by accident while Googling 'Ape Airfix Kits', who knew that Google would present a massive arsehole in it's results??! Anyhow, I didn't expect them to use both fists.

Blimey, you’ve started early haven’t you? This kind of repetitive bollocks doesn’t usually start flowing until after 7:30 pm. Airfix and arseholes - lol LOL - fucking hilarious!

29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Made yourself look a little bit silly didn't you. The most surprising  thing is you continue to do so by showing your total ignorance  and inability to grasp the fact you have absolutely no idea about the nature of "nominations " and the  general form of debate and  airing of  opinions on a website of this nature .I'll simplify it for you .I dont like the royal family .They are an anachronistic hangover, an overaged outlived concept of superiority due to position of birth  held together by idiotic pagenrty and ritual.How on earth can that be something acceptable in 2024. Its utterly ludicrous.Do I care if the King  gets something horrible and expires? .Certainly not .Do I care if an ordinary person does? , yes as long as they're not a Tesla driving cunt .Hope that goes someway to unravel the complexities of life that obviously trouble you. One other thing , responding with more than "prick" may help to promote your opinion to your contemporaries .

How did I make myself look silly exactly? Are you now an expert on CC etiquette? Verbose, pompous wanker.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do these fucking illiterate arseholes ever think about what they are saying, read anythink (!) other than a scribbled shopping list covered in grease and tomato sauce from the meal their eating with their fucking fingers? Anythink (!) that's been penned by a half literate human being without the aid of Google autocorrection or autofill? Have these cunts ever been expected to speak correctly during their five years in secondary education funded at great expense by the taxpayer but regarded by most working and single mothers as a child minding service while they get on with their own important busy lives mispronouncing words and fucking the local black stud on the estate?

There's a total absence of shame in these cunts as thet deliberately do it with such an emphasis on the ".. ink" by these cunts I feel they are doing it defiantly. Like a phonetical fuck you gesture. Yet nobody pulls the cunts up on it. To my mind talking like that is the same as picking your nose and eating a bogey during a conversation with the vicar over afternoon tea or having a pee on the Cenotaph. 

It's that level of fucking shameless behaviour. 

Almost as idiotic as people who repeatedly use the word ‘prostrate’ when referring to the male gland! 

7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Ape™️, when I announced (stupidly) on CC, that I had prostatic cancer, there wasn't one fucking comment from you. Chuck The 3rd gets the common, enlargement problem, and you are defending him. You arse licking little toady.

You make me sick.

I’m deeply sorry. In my defence, my comment was aimed more at the mindless idiocy of the nomination itself, and its author. 

I make myself sick.
 

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You seem to have spent most of your time on this site picking arguments or looking for a row now fuck off or I'll give you a portion. 

So fucking what? I can’t be bothered to spend hours and hours on here, trawling through the endless bollocks you and your kind churn out, day and night. But when I read something I find particularly idiotic I will take the piss. Prick.

35 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Did I say at any point he or anyone else was an idiot for getting their walnut checked .I think not . You really need to read then think then respond in that order .The problem with you Facebook types is you get confused easily. Debate and opinion is lost , its all about trying to  shout your opponents down .You really must be a dissapointment to those who spent years trying to get sense into that rather  thick head on your  rather chipped shoulder .Don't do yourself a disservice,  I'm sure there's slightly more to you than the imbecilic character you display. 

I still have no idea what the cunt is in this nomination, apart from the author being one. 

29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I think your enlarged ego goes with your enlarged prostrate. I think you'd have to fight your way through several layers of discouragement before seeing a specialist whereas old Golden Balls Charley Boy with his travelling medical entourage would get an immediate consultation without question. 

23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I think we have a Charlie Boy groupie. The issue I have is what with the state of our NHS from trying to get a face to face with a GP to the first consultant referral to the waiting list you would probably be overcome by other more serious or terminal illnesses before ANYTHING WAS DONE ABOUT YOUR PROSTRATE DOWN MY ROAD. Buckingham Palace is ANOTHER road. So is the road all our fucking MPs and Lords live on. So Ape can go and fuck himself - cunt needs to do a bit more growing up. 

Thick as fucking pig shit.

Why is someone being treated for an enlarged prostate a cunt? The fact he’s gone public with it might encourage more men to get checked out, so I see absolutely no reason for this nomination. Prick.

20 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Or roll a snowball , there's always dog shit in it .

@and considers these a real delicacy.

13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

At a guess he is writing his original copy out using a word processor and "right justifying the text" and then pasting it into his posts.

Fuck off.

29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That 7:30 pm rule goes straight out of the window when he starts drinking at 9 am.

Careful - I was recently reprimanded by the stupid cunt for using 7:30 pm rather than 19:30. He’s very touchy about it.

31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

That fucking pot must be constructed from dark matter - black isn't black enough for you, of all people, to throw critique like that about. You thick, useless, irrelevant wanker.

Blah blah blah - what a clever and highly amusing post. You seem to think you’re in a position to judge others, and clearly believe you’re one of the big boys of CC. I have very little time and even less inclination to spend hours posting on here these days. But when I see yet another moronic load of shit that you’ve drunkenly written, I will always make time to take the piss out of you. Lol LOL. Prick.
 

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Wind your fucking hirsute neck in and contribute to the subject matter rather than attempting to be Ape MkII and attack other posters without offering any contribution or value to the site. Have a fucking day off.

What value do you bring to the site, you silly, drunken little twat?

1 hour ago, and said:

That's ok, it's probably happened to most red-blooded men at some point in her career, I've also noticed she always winks at me in her videos 😉

The prick-teasing slut 🩹💦

Your red blooded male act isn’t fooling anyone, you creepy fucking deviant. 

21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

No, I'm just considered a competent professional when it comes to things  beyond my area of expertise.

A competent professional? 😂😂😂