Ape™️

Perhaps you need to get a drivel coprocessor installed to cope with the utter shite you upload using it?

35 days & 35 nights I have to wait because Mrs Roops is hardcore.

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If Jazz doesn't come back after you have counted down to zero, you do realise there will be a lot of people pissing themselves laughing at your expense don't you? Idiot.

Hacked by cheap Southern Hemisphere plonk more like.

Agreed. The drunken ranting of a total fucking head case.

It appears the sheep is not the full ticket.

Your ticket! Your fucking ticket!

Sorry, I'm lost? What's the conspiracy then?

I think the sheep has finally detached itself from reality and is is now just spouting shit open loop.

YOU ARE JUSTIN TOPER WANK HEAD.

Have you nothing else in your life to do other that post utter drivel on here? What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck is the deranged mutton moron ranting on about now?

Good morning, Ape. I have very little control. Jelly edits my posts in the early hours... willy nilly.

Well, this is the tragedy about Jelly.

Stop bum licking you bunch of toady cunts, tis the season of ill will to all cunts.

Fuck off Del you dopey cunt. Surely you could be doing something more useful than posting things like this.....like killing yourself for example.

God bless him, I feel blessed. Merry Christmas Ape, have a good one.

Thanks! Merry Xmas to you and yours too.

He's christened me with it young Ape

I'm that proud I could burst ;)

It's limited, Ape.. as you know. I'll give it a go.

I'll look forward to seeing it's maiden use. There's a few that could do with incinerating on here at the moment.

I think so. He was absolutely fucking dire last time... worse than cretin Decimus. Unless he's been on a course, expect more of the same. Rubbish.

I think you should add "burn yourself" to your repertoire Frank.

Kill yourself. Sap.

Good afternoon, Frank. I see you decided to just ask for death in this case, without specifying a method. Gassing too good for him?

Gas yourself

Is this the all new, improved death request for 2015? Did Rat assist in its conception?

If for no other reason than to maintain a proper level of cuntishness.  Stop it, just because it would send the sheep into a meltdown for all to ridicule and kick her while she's spiritually and emotionally vulnerable.  It might also keep cunts from LEAVING the Corner en masse from being bored to fucking death.

Errr this wasn't a serious comment! It was a response to Mrs Roops who told me in no uncertain terms that my previous request, which was for the mods to tell the sheep to shut the fuck up, was never going to happen.

Page after page of the sheep bleating on about Jazz makes for such entertaining reading! Why would anyone want it to stop?!

I think its safe to say that the Mods nor I aren't going to do anything of the sort.

Great!

Why Yazz, why did you try to pull a fast one on Mrs Roops?
 
41 long days & 41 long nights without Yazz.
 
Maybe clicking the donate button might help? A bit like paying a speeding fine?
 
I have me two warning points

I think it's time one of the mods bluntly told you to shut the fuck up with this pathetic, moronic and repetitive drivel. Is it not apparent to you, from the comments being made on your posts, that people really don't want to read page after page of you bleating on about Jazz? It's not helping his cause in the slightest; all it's doing is making you look like a total fucking retard. PLEASE shut the fuck up.

Let's not forget Max Clifford. He was sent down in April.
What a sleaze-ball.He has to be a leading candidate.
Dirty bastard.

Lol
Lol

I wonder what Punkape will be getting for Christmas? As an avowed Catholic and ex private school boy he has undoubtedly been horrendously buggered on numerous occasions, so I'm guessing it'll be a toss up between a Frankie Howerd box set or a 14 inch black mamba dildo.

I expect he's hoping for some of that self adhesive aluminium foil tape, to both waterproof and insulate his box for the cold winter months ahead.

Its only another 27 days, some things are worth waiting for .. although Jazz is not one of them.

If ProfB carries on like this, the CC admin will need to upgrade the servers to accommodate another 27 days of drivel.

27 big days & big lonely night until Jazz is allowed back.
 
It certainly will be lonely this Christmas.
 
Card isn’t wearing his hat, nothing is jolly. Card’s going through his ‘blue badge holder phase’ …

I think it's time one of the mods politely asked you to refrain from this pathetic, moronic and repetitive drivel. Is it not apparent to you, from the comments being made on your posts, that people really don't want to read page after page of you bleating on about Jazz? It's not helping his cause in the slightest; all it's doing is making you look like a fucking idiot.

I once told elton john to fuck off. And no, he wasn't on top at the time.

Just fuck off, or fuck off you gay cunt?

Why don't you take a leave of absence for 28 long days, out of solidarity and never ending love for Jazz if nothing else. I can't see you holding it together much longer, and the likelihood of you joining Jazz, looking from the outside in, increases by the day.

Or, putting it more bluntly, shut the fuck up whining on about Jazz.