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We'll have to wait and see what the old bean decides and when. I think he enjoys the back and forth too much to stay away for good. There are other cunting sites out there, but I've found them to be more rigid about duplicate posts and new cunts. You're expected to know what has been put up already, and if you don't, you never really get accepted by the group. I don't think that's quite as true here. We will rip on anybody, sure, but we also accept just about any cunt, as well. Look at Bronski, who would have imagined he'd last as long as he has? I don't think Jazz would like the other places.

Fuck me, you've changed your tune! Are you now looking out for the best interests of Jazz?

The only way to eat crumpets is to eat the best.Warburons the great northern baking company produce fabulous crumpets.I smother mine with plenty of butter and loads of Marmite.
Pikelets,a type of square flat crumpet, can be found at select bakers in the north.
Overall another good reason to live in the North.

Thanks for the crumpet etiquette lesson CumGibbon, but once again you're showing yourself to be a thick cunt with your failure to correctly punctuate. It's really not good enough for a public school educated gentleman such as yourself.

I have no problem with buskers with real talent; it's the cunts who can only play three notes (badly) and expect folk to throw them money that fuck me off.

Is she like Mags T - 'this lady is not for turning?'
 
For 29 long days &29 long nights I will miss Yazz.
 
I have written to ask Mrs Roops if Yazz can be pardoned.

There is something very wrong with you......

My neighbour is Jazz, the man driving the taxi is Jazz, the voice in my head is Jazz, do i have a problem?

Are you sure you aren't Jazz?

Hi Jazz. You're hilarious. "Fuckmeragged" and saying "am i ready for it?" Hahaha chortle chortle ROFL what a play on words. You are new so let be one of the first to tell you; have a shit christmas you cunt, fuck off

Everyone is Jazz according to you!

Oh, it's his details all right! And much less of a challenge than hunting Wad down. I almost felt bad after posting her wedding picture on the swiftly-deleted "Chubby Brides" nomination. Turns out she didn't know her husband had posted it online - the poor dumb cunt thought I'd actually been in her house! Luckily we both saw the fanny side.

I've been told about this legendary event by a longstanding forum member, and I'm gutted I wasn't around to witness it 'Baws.

Not jealous, just not worth pining for something that will probably not happen. I agree that it was a harsh way of dealing with him but when something gets so out of control then cooling off has to happen. Its just that in my life experience after cooling off periods, people dont come back.

I'll be very surprised if he ever returns, and if he does it won't be that same "Jazz" anyway. Too much has happened and been said, for it to ever be like it was again Prof. As Card says, you need to move on. Please.

I am missing Yass, why am I being punished? I know I ave Card S but

Why are you being punished? It's the rest of us that are being punished by the utter fucking shit that flows from your keyboard.

Why? Haven't you got an MP? Are you an anarchist?

I'm a rider at the gates of dawn and I take no prisoners.

60 fucking days!! 60 fucking days!! A fucking outrage.
I'm writing to the Attorney General forthwith, to insist he puts pressure on the Court of Appeal to get this ban at least doubled. Fortwith.

Fuck that....I'm writing to the lead singer of Echo And The Bunnymen.

Would you mind awfully popping a noose round your neck and hanging yourself, if it's not too much trouble Redrum? It'd be super if you could.

Multi ID's don't bother me in the slightest. I couldn't give a fuck what others do as long as it's entertaining. Entertainment is surely the primary objective of this site? Getting rid of the guest lounges was a massive mistake in my view. At the end of the day this is a virtual environment and anyone who doesn't like it has complete control over whether they enter it or not.

I hope the whole multi ID crap isn't going to become an issue...again.

And everyone is a multi on here.

Says who?

"Waiter" surely?

Nope, definitely Walter.

There is a space between your comma and the p. Not that I am being pedantic.

I expect he'll say he was on his iPhone and he couldn't see the screen properly. That's the cunts usual excuse.

I learnt how to use my knife sticking it up Fwank's arse

Men sticking things up mens bottoms is generally regarded as homosexuality Del. I never knew you dropped anchor in poo bay!

Well what do you expect for a cuntish nom, rocket science? Mobiles are for rude ignorant dumb cunts who have no friends, no conversation, and can't do a fucking thing without looking on their mobile every two minutes or sit on steps playing stupid 3 year old kids games - cunts the lot of them.

I certainly don't expect rocket science from you!

Mobiles are for cunts

Thanks for that highly articulate contribution to the thread, Del. As usual, you come across as a bit of a thicko. Merry Christmas!

Oh I missed a word! But just for you I've corrected it.
You boring,pedantic oik.

Looks like you didn't really pay attention during your time at comprehensive school. What an oik!

Greetings New Cunt.
There's a liberal sprinkling Oiks on here.Standards need to be raised all round.
I hope you are at least middle class.

You never know SpunkMonkey, he might be able to give you some private lessons to help you with your grammar.

It's good to see new posters nominating important and relevant topics.
Basic table manners starts in the home and is a key indicator of social class.
At my public school anyone who couldn't hold their cutlery properly were soon put right by their peers.Trangressions were punished by being tied to a red hot radiator or stung repeatedly with nettles.All good fun and perfect table manners always achieved.
Who would want to be thought of as an oik ? Only a twat.

Evening Walter!

I'm not a true native, just an immigrant from over the Severn. Driving like a twat wasn't invented in the forest but they've defiantly perfected it

They certainly have. Driving like a cunt in the forest seems to be the norm.

I wonder how long it will be before Frank arrives to declare this nom a pile of shit?