Ape™️

Thats a bit hard on the kippers comparing them to londonm's mum's gash

There's that famous weapons grade stupidity again. Way to go Del!

Oh I see fuckface Decimus the tart has shown

Another of your many fans Del.

I just happen to be one of these people who have been blessed with a schoolgirl complexion and buttercup freshness.

Not to mention weapons grade stupidity! Don't forget to mention that!

Dear Ape, I never never ever try to look at my reflection when driving my merc cos I know I look great.

Of course you do. I bet you look amazing!

I get this terrible self loathing when the young slovakian carer who washes my aunt is bending down in the bathroom showing the crack of her arse and thong pants and I could slip straight up there. I get really disgusted with myself.

I'd imagine that catching a glimpse of your reflection in a shop window, as you drive by in your clapped out heap of Mercedes shit, would give you a strong feeling of self loathing Del.

Fuck me, I think it's trying to communicate. Someone get Keith in here to translate, he speaks cunt.

I think someone fluent in Retard may stand a better chance at the translation. Fortunately, Retard is Keith's second language so he's definitely the right "person" for the job.

Keith, YAASFFC.

I've got a DJI Quadcopter and its an amazing bit of kit. Why anyone would waste the capability of one spying on a twat like you is bizarre.

Never heard of 'em. Are they irons?

They are what you get when you combine shit group A (Busted) with shit group B (McFly), thus creating the biggest load of talentless fucking garbage in the current known universe.

The combination of two utterly shit groups to produce one new group, that is massively more shit than the sum of it's parts. Utter fucking cunts the lot of 'em.

For any of you cunts that are interested in shit, this website may be of use, especially if you are undecided as to what you will send Frank this year....

http://www.shitexpress.com/

Some dim fucktard a few streets up has his whole house covered in these shitty Christmas lights, fucking sledge the lot. Not lit up but there all year round.
 
If you do feel the fucking urge to make yourself look like a cunt and have all this shit wrapped round your house then fucking box it back up after Christmas..... Fuck these twats and fuck Christmas!!

Fuck me, you sound like a real bundle of laughs.......

There once was an old cunt called judge,  Who tried packing Londo's fudge,  but Londo surmisedjudge was not circumcised, and that's why his cock wouldn't budge.

Very good, but the second line would have flowed better had you said "londonm's fudge". Just sayin'.....

I assume you have wanked yourself close to death Keith, and have posted this drivel while you recover ready for another session?

I knew a lady from Amsterdam, she stuffed her cunt up full of clam

Dutch bitch.

Good one Keith, well done.

Not as good, but every bit as fucking thick.

I have had a poorly bum.

If I were you, I'd be more concerned with the malfunctioning thing between my ears.

It seems the drivel claxon needs sounding again. Twice in one week........a clear indicator that there are some utter fucking idiots at large.

Keith, have you got a micro cock by any chance?

A micro cock is what Keith dreams of, as unfortunately he has a yocto cock, which is a fair bit smaller........

OH, shut your gob you T-total faggot.
 
I am waiting for U to say something impressive & I ain't holding me breathe, you recycled piece of dog's do.

I'm waiting for you to say something coherent and I ain't holding my breath, you fucking thick twat.

Card is busy everyone, he has lots on his plate & lot of people care re CARD.

Psycho

Lambskins... What is the sudden cause of your obvious desperation?

My guess is she's been on the piss.......l

Sound the drivel claxon'

YAASFC