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My utter drivel detector has been destroyed by this rubbish. You owe me £200 Keith, you fucking cunt.

It is indeed cuntagonal. Without giving too much away, in my work there are admin/support staff who religiously take their tea breaks and don't have a care in the world. They certainly don't care if they fail to meet a deadline. Then there's the professional staff who work like fuck and possibly make a coffee only to see it go cold. We do get paid a lot more though.

Sounds very familiar........

So fucking what, just get on with your own fucking work and dont worry about what other cunts may or may not be doing.

So what you're saying is we shouldn't post threads about what we find cuntish and just get on with things? Kind of defeats the object of the site, doesn't it?

There appears to be a breed of people whose working day revolves entirely around their tea breaks. The thing is, although the break itself "should" last 15 mins, there are pre and post break rituals that result in the lazy cunts doing nothing for well over half an hour. Dare to ask one to do something for you within the 15 minute pre-break window and you are told that "it's nearly tea time", which means you've got no chance for atleast half an hour. There was a cunt I used to work with we actually named Arthur Tea, as any request to actually do something was almost exclusively answered with.....well, you can work it out. Every one of the cunts reads The Sun too.

I always squeeze babies to check if they're fresh. I also enjoyed petting zoos when I was younger. I don't know of any of this helps at all?

It may explain a few things......

You'll fuck it all up for everyone, you fucking gobshites.

Bollocks!

Arse!

Agreed. This is cuntery all right. Fucking animals cant wait until they get out of the shop. Although I did open a couple of cans of cider in Tesco and told them I was diabetic and needed a drink at once. Two security guards booted fuck out of me and then I realized my cock was still in a jam doughnut ..........fuck I'm turning into Keef Ponyboy.

Did you mean diabetic or alcoholic?!

This activity really grips my shit. I've just had some prick standing next to me in Tescos, while I'm choosing a bottle of wine, chomping away on a sandwich like a fucking pig. He also had a bottle of drink on the go too. Fuck all in his shopping basket either so I guess he was just going to finish his meal then walk out.

The cunt needs a good old fashioned witchcraft burning, either at the stake or nailed to an old door. I'm not fussy.

I think he should be allowed to keep it, it looks really cool and better than the shit housing association blocks that go up all the time.

Are you serious? It looks like the kind of monstrosity that football playing cunts with a 1000000:1 money to sense ratio have built.

Just had a look at the house. The guy is a cunt, no question.

Ovaltech chain wheels helped to fuck my knees up.

"Biopace" chain rings were all the rage when I did a lot of road cycling. As I recall they were a load of shit.

I keep seeing these idiots out on the road, straining to turn the pedals and travelling about one lamp post per revolution, whilst veering all over the road through the sheer effort. The concept of gear ratios is obviously beyond their mental capacity and as such they should be made to walk. Cunts.

Hmm...
 
http://www.rolexforums.com/showthread.php?t=270092

A shameless cut and paste indeed. What a cunt!

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/calling_the_jackass.asp

Look familiar?

John...... John Stitch

Start dancing

The reference to "one of my mates" quickly revealed this post to be yet another load of fictitious bollocks Keith.

Talking of wanking. has anyone got any pics of Clement Atlee when he still had hair? I don't mean when he was school or anything kinky like that.

Clem the Gem......

Boring. I can't be arsed with you, you prove no challenge.

Yes, I guess with such a limited intellect you have to use it sparingly.

Actually the main agenda of the EDL is Islamophobia, which sits with your politics not mine. I've made you look a cunt Schlomo, and it was all too easy. I expected more from you, but I guess you can't expect an untermensch to grasp basic debate.

When it comes to making someone look a cunt, Decimal, you do it no better than when the subject matter is yourself.

How about I chop your nipples off with my katana? You smug piece of shit.

Have you been snorting Ajax again Keith?

And you said you liked me. Have you changed your mind because I haven't got a wet nose and bright eyes?

You're a strange cunt, that's for sure.

No. Gypsy's curse. Witches do spells!

Ok, curse him with being a stupid cunt. Blimey, that was.........