Ape™️

Gonger showed promise briefly, but I agree he seemed to slip into the Corner a little too easily, as it he'd been here before. When I first started some jumped up prick called Londonm got in my face a fair bit. Cunt.

A 'basic level of intelligence' wasn't a barrier to one of our illustrious members.
 
Where are you going with this PonyBoner?

Sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about......

Keith, you can't just "get a job as a glass blower", you would need years of training and also to possess some basic level of intelligence.This is, as ever, utter fucking crap, you daft prick.

Last week, Adverts and Smetana. This week, Stiff Little Fingers and Sibelius. Next week, I can feel some Wu Tang Clan and Neil Young coming on - maybe Trans, leavened with Harvest. The only thing I know for sure is there won't be any Schoenberg; I hate that cunt.

I've just been listening to Severe Punishment by Wu Tang Clan......fucking great track although it does try to kick my bass drivers out the window when played loud.

From the nom critic supreme, comes this pile of shit. What were you thinking Frank, you fucking idiot?

you look ruddy depressed, but then so woulds I if i looked like you.

I look ruddy depressed? If you are, as I suspect, looking at my avatar and personifying it, then I'm not depressed, I'm smelling my finger. Why? Because I R Baboon.

Oh God, like you might say something smart 'grey tail.'

Well, the chances of you ever saying something smart are pretty slim I'd say, mint sauce. Also, please do yourself a favour and avoid sounding like an American in your posts, as this makes you look even more of a cunt.

All that never happened did it Keith. Go on,be honest now.

He had me convinced right up until the bit about the watery poo coming out, as this is obviously bullshit.

To see Chris Martin slowly fed through an industrial thickness planer would bring me unimaginable pleasure.

I'm about 90% certain, he's about as unfunny as Punk, and may have purposely dropped the Lol Lol at the end of his posts.

That double lol is such a stupid fucking cunt thing to do. If this idiot is also Cum Monkey, he is bound to let it slip eventually.

All this trolling shit is putting proper trolls (big Scandinavian cunts, live in forests and under bridges) in a bad light. The one who had a pop at the three Billy Goats never did anything nasty like this Leyland Daf cunt.

They were Gruff weren't they, those Billy Goats?

I don't drink water
 
Got lick a puddle 

Adape2003

Don't bother messaging me again idiot. Whatever you want to say, say it on the forum.

Drinking too much water will eventually kill it.

Let's hope so.....

Oh fuck, the sheep has started drinking again.

What the fuck is going on with the quoting mechanism tonight?

I'd rather be a destitute.

Quite. Do you know the story about Winston's bogey?

It's a little known fact he was a secret bogier.

Shut up you fucking idiot.

Do stupid cunt dyke Americans have great teeth too?

I take great pleasure in parking my old motor really close to the two parking space wankers (generally BMW OR Audi).

Nothing wrong with that dapps, and at least we don't have to worry about where we park the fuckers. If I see a porsche in the multistorey carpark it usually seems to have been keyed; nobody's going to notice our old wrecks, let alone nick them.

I'd like to play the Londonm card and disparage these merc drivers as "oiks", but as I drive a 12 year old hyundai it could only come across as sour grapes.

Don't worry too much Scotters, I drive a fast approaching 12 year old year old Peugeot 406. Old is good!

'I also think Delboy is Spunk Ape' I think you're right. The penny has just dropped.

We have to wait for him to put his trademark double LOL at the end of a invariably unfunny post, just to be 100% sure........

I was at a traffic light controlled crossroads tonight, in the right hand lane waiting to turn right. In the left hand lane a Q7 "Land Barge" appears, the left lane being the one you get in when you either want to go left or straight on. So, the driver, who is by default a fucking cunt, as soon as the light turn green, boots it away and turns right across the front of my car as I'm also turning right. Fucking idiot almost took the front of my wife's two week old car. He went hammering off, through a populated 30 mile per hour zone, like a bat out of hell. Why can't cunts like this either a). get caught in the act by the police or . just crash and die horribly? Cunts like this epitomise the type of special needs fucktards that buy these absurd vehicles.

My neighbour feeds a pair of the fuckers and it's not unusual to find fox shit on our drive. Dirty horrible bastard things.