Ape™️

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

Raasters you moron, give us an update on what on earth is going on at RBR!

Who gives a shit? 

On 02/03/2024 at 16:00, Cunty BigBollox said:

My next fucking nom will be the useless fucking Cunts Corner search function. Yes, I did search for the topic and the only post it returned was something the Dickless bog-dweller posted.

You absolute fucking bellend.

10 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Wow! Genuine gibberish! Fluent idiocy like that is a rare ability.

Fucking hell - I tried to read it but gave up. It’s as if someone asked an AI to write a paragraph about believable film characters, but with the caveat that it must seem like the author was a total fucking retard. And if that was the brief, I’d say job done.  

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Was that you in the queue wearing flared stonewashed Wranglers, a crimson velvet waistcoat and a yellow kipper tie Ape? If it was I’m sorry for shouting ‘CUNT!’ and lobbing a half eaten Big Mac at you, as I drove past laughing in my imaginary M4. It won’t happen again.

I wondered who the spastic was with fluorescent teeth and an old van full of dead Xmas trees! It all makes sense now.

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Yeah, Bath - the home of provocative left wing fringe theatre in the mould of The Roundhouse in the 1960s. I don’t think. You soft cunt. 

Another great example of why you’re widely considered to be a verbose imbecile and a fucking idiot.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is he the one who was made of cheese like in Mighty Boosh?

No.

I went to see The Musical Box perform Selling England By The Pound yesterday, at The Forum in Bath. If you’re a fan of Peter Gabriel era Genesis I highly recommend seeing them - absolutely brilliant. If you’re not a fan of Peter Gabriel era Genesis, get fucked.

45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off

Amen to that.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s heartwarming to know that I’ve been such an instrumental part in reducing a genuinely stupid fucking cunt to a gibbering, shit fondling psycho. 

I was flattered to see the water-blasting wanker had a little mention for me in one of his posts:

What a fucking idiot.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I am aware of such discarded comestibles…

I very much doubt the DDD (Dumb Dull Duo) have a fucking clue about History Today, the pair of cunts.

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When you two get bored of this serious debating shit, could you possibly resort to behaving like the 2 old codgers  from Newman & Baddiel’s ‘History Today’? 
 Thanks in advance.

See an old piece of beef that’s been left out of the fridge for days and is covered in maggots and mould and flies? That’s your steak dinner that is. That’s your filet mignon.

10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I feel like an over optimistic teacher living in hope a pupil who displays zero imagination will suddenly suffer a penny dropping episode and state something even remotely worthwhile .Alas , in your case I think that wait is in vain , you've had many chances to add rather than detract from opinion or debate .It's quite sad really.You're an intelligent person so why present yourself with  such a contrary disposition.

I’m deeply sorry for being such a disappointment to you - I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Prick.

59 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Really,  does it matter ?.it's an observation of the  hypocrisy evident in modern society. It's become so endemic its almost unrecognisable.  Society no longer raises an eyebrow or questions what it has become .We are seen as nothing but consumers , from the cradle to the grave ,or chimney .Overpriced  chemical infested baby  formula from infant  to death insurance and cheap funerals at the end .Yes it's bollocks to most, I dont care .We all have something to say , we all have an opinion .It's not about agreeing or disagreeing .It's about understanding the right  to have an  opinion.

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Overpriced chemical-infested baby formula? What the fuck has this got to do with cut price funerals? Are you mental?

5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Can't you read you cunt

A reasonable response, but I’m still not sure what the cunt is in this nomination. You’ve basically described imaginary events that occurred after the death of an imaginary person, with some weird car-related nonsense thrown in. You’ve not actually explained why you feel cut price funerals are a cunt. You stupid cunt.

16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Normally in a northern accent because apparently those from the North are salt of the earth ,trustworthy no nonsense types.

When our old Fred passed away we wanted to get the  cantankerous old piss smelling miserable  cunt up the chimney as cheaply as possible .He was wrapped in a cardboard box with a Handful of firelighters to get him going and up he went all for 550 quid .Old Fred bought  his council  house for £2500 and its already on the market for 550k before old Fred is even cold .The grieving family will be driving into the  crematorium in Kia's but will be driving home in black 5 year old RangeRover vogue's now old Fred is gone. Bless the old  cunt , he'll be remembered for as long as the vogue takes to burn a tank of fuel.

What on earth is this shit?

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Have you still got a little bit left in?

Fuck off.

15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Make sure you hit @Ape™️

No need to keep posting nonsense like this - your title of stupidest fucking prick on CC isn’t under threat.

13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

As Smothering Sunday is coming up I'll let that ageist insult fall by the gutter where it belongs. The Google keyboards offer a red button that says

                  D A N G E R! 

     DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY                      CIRCUMSTANCES

You don’t have to post every idiotic thing that enters your makeshift mind, you verbose imbecile.

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think you may have just triggered that final push Trumpton.

I’m amazed Roops hasn’t descended from on high to deal with this. Must be on the blob.

21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Nothing wrong with a Poodle .They probably offer better companionship and  more scintillating conversation skills  that most on here. 

In your case pretty much anything, living or otherwise, ticks this box.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Tandy , can you remember them.? Video shops , electric blue , nice slim white blonde girls standing In front of a hair drier so their hair blows tantisingly off their shoulders , blue eye makeup and bright red lipstick. All in slow motion to  a backdrop of lift music circa 1979.I made Huw Edwards look like the pope when I could finally slip that In the Sony C6 after every other cunt had fucked off to bed.

Fuck off.

23 hours ago, Basil said:

Isn't it about time for you to tell everyone you're off to bed?

It’d be nice if the cunt announced he was off to do something more permanent.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re about to get told to fuck off.

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Whatever happened to ‘Drewsday Tuesday’? Did it just metastasise to the other 6 days of the week?

Pretty much - he’s off his face 24/7 these days. He must be - what other explanation could there be for the continual stream of idiotic shite he posts on CC?

13 minutes ago, Basil said:

 

 

You can say that again.

Friday night is always something special, as Cunty TalkBollox hits the white cider around 4pm and quickly regresses to the drooling spastic he tries to pretend he’s not.