Witheredscrote

This time it was a bunch of drunken Jocks removed from an Easyjet flight from Glasgow to Palma on Saturday. Again the plane was diverted to a French airport, Toulouse this time. I thought Bawsey had just come back from holiday ? Hopefully on the 23rd June you will all vote to leave and we law abiding French can have our airports back. Vivre

Chutney ferreter

You really don't get British humour do you . Are you Nigerian ?

Well I have rather enjoyed it Snatch. Lots of goose pics

gander , where ?

you filthy fucking cunt , get a grip and seek help please

No its not, Bubbles has a cleft palate you insensitive bastard.

Was it your age or were you such a boring cunt that you were barred. No offence, just asking. Vivre

Fucking hell, I though for a moment it was Mrs Bubba returning from Cyprus.

Are you addressing my goose you cunt . You truly are a bounder

faux please you tripe swallowing cunt.

I love the picture of the goose, the rest is bollocks. Is it a gander or a goose, has it a mate, how old is it, where can I meet it.

I still struggle with a butternut squash

Sorry Swarmers , I got carried away with the moment. What a really big onion that is. Maybe Quim is on to something here.

You are a vegetable . What wheelchair do you use ? . Fuck off

So the luvvies Keira Twicenightly , Benddick Cunterback and others are supporting the 'stay in' Brexit campaign . Who gives a fuck what they think , keep to bad acting you cunts. If you know so much about political matters become politicians. I am sure Neil would love the chance to shag Keira's bag of bones doggy style in the Speaker's Chair whilst she chewed the headrest with her massive jaw. The Judge could deal with Benddick.

If it is her bush it would need a bull bar , diff lock and constant 4x4 just to get over the pissflaps

What , being the soppy cunt that you are ?

I've only got 9" , but its as wide as a gorillas foot

That will do nicely thank you. Mike is going on well here , he is having a bit of trouble with the 'Double Welsh Snitching' , and keeps coming up a bit short , but getting there.

More chance of shoving a kilo of butter up your arse with a red hot knitting needle

Fuck off , bursaries indeed . There is a 2 year waiting list for those with CASH up front . Quincy has been and gone ( remember that weekend at Chester Zoo , my arse ) . He failed miserably , getting possibly the lowest grades ever here , and walking around like he owned the fucking place.

I fully agree , this is a long overdue , cracking nom from our resident lardarse. I was in the middle of a 1st Grade Grassing tutorial when an assistant notified me of it. Well done Fatty. Whilst I have your attention Edders , Mike's demise has been greatly exaggerated by Slackers. He is in fact one of the students here at Withers Academy trying for his Advanced Snitching Degree , and doing very well I may add.

Nigerians will do anything for money

I thought we were all waiting to see what QC had got to say , I haven't got a clue . Strange that he has just 'liked' one of my posts, still pissed I suppose. As for my reputation , I couldn't give a fuck what any of you think.