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Witheredscrote

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  1. Dear oh dear Slackers , what a photo you posted on here at 2.15 am this morning. Where was it taken , some sleazy gay nightclub . I could read the drunken scrawl written with a shaky hand ( understandable if you were getting butt fucked at the time ) . I could see the £ 50 note and the little white packet. Why were you using a paper plate , that's so tacky. Its a shame the photo has been taken down , lucky I copied it to folder .
  2. Happy New Year you Northern peasant type. May your crown wheel never rust or your chain slacken
  3. HAPPY NEW YEAR EDDIE. Its 01.01 here in France . Hope you appreciate the fact that I have stayed up an hour. Cunt
  4. No Swarm it is for you to get a grip , and preferably your own neck. If you read my reply to Punkcunt I correct him on his spelling of peadophile. Cunt
  5. Its PEADOPHILE you thick golf playing iron.
  6. Stupid cunt. Golf , a game played by irons with irons. Stupid cunts , end of.
  7. Quincy enough is enough. I have just gone to 'my settings ' , clicked on 'ignore user' , typed in Quincy Cockfingers and a 'there is a 3 day waiting list' message came up.
  8. For fucks sake , just admit that you have not got the mental or physical ability to take a shit AND type at the same time.
  9. Well Slackers why don't you nom something ?. Your last nom was on the 16th and relating to Ponce Wales , how fucking interesting. If it were for the likes of you admin. would have more wanking time. You are well past your 'use by' date . Just fuck off you boring repetitious cunt.
  10. I feel truly humbled Snatch , you are quite correct , and even I , a low French peasant can see that. I will p.m you my address so that you can call round and give me a good kicking. That is assuming you have the intelligence to get across the Dover Straits unaided you CUNT.
  11. O k Quince I admit I got it wrong . He will be doing well to get to 2.30 pm .
  12. You will be doing well to get to 6.00pm. Cunt
  13. Opened the windows wide , Ace Of Spades playing on a loop full blast. Boulanger just delivered the bread , gone away shaking his head. Lemmy still shocking them.
  14. Most of them from north of Watford , 88" chest , 44" neck and 4" head. Stupid thick cunts.
  15. I fear that if the duel takes the form of Tripe and Black Pudding Eating at dawn you will lose Deccs.
  16. Sorry , didn't get the last bit , did you press send ?
  17. I don't know about that Manky. For years my missus has donated / sponsored many things. African kids , horses ,dogs and cats etc. Why not start a Northerner befriending site.
  18. For fucks sake Edders , what burden ?, get a grip. How long does it take to write 'FUCK OFF CUNT' and press send.
  19. What a cunt 'canned laughter ' is. Two programmes last night were full of the shit, David Jason's crap about a bunch of thick northern cunts which would have actually made me laugh if his shop was flooded. Then there was Nan Tate , good wholesome southern entertainment totally ruined by the same shit , plus a big headed dwarf trying to remember his lines. Next thing will be that cunt Quincy cocksucker adding the shit to his poor ,padded out, offerings to encourage us to see them as funny.
  20. What are the sores George Dors ?
  21. That's fuck all , my cousins mate knows a girl down the local who was shagged by Barry Scott. Apparently afterwards he sprayed her gusset with Cilit Bang and shouted 'one squirt and the grime is gone'
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