Witheredscrote

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

 

Fuck the police.

 

14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

The Rwanda policy is simply fucking stupid 

Is fucking obvious these free loading, illiterate goat buggering cunts have passed through multiple European countries to get here. Clearly they see the UK as the promised land, perhaps because we’ve a history of welcoming these shits with open arms whereas the rest of Europe don’t want them at all. Fly them all to the British territory in Cyprus and give them a free rubber boat.

My life, you're killing me.

7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Of course - me taking the piss out of your infantile and slightly disturbing post is clear evidence that I have no interest in music. It’s so obvious when you think about it.

Prick.

Forget this shit. You are aware that Frank made an observation about your missus, and now he and the offensive post have been deleted. I rushed to her defense, and still Roops deleted it. There is no justice anymore.

How is she, still working in the school kitchen?

16 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Anyone fancy sucking my dick?

Violation of Rule 10. REPORTED,

You stupid, predictable fucking cunt.

43 minutes ago, Decimus said:

How old is the girl in your avatar?

Answer the fucking question.

You won't get a straight answer.

Geese yes, goslings no. I'm not a nonce. 

7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

A quote from Jesus Christ to Pontius Pilate, 3rd April, AD 33.

You plagiarist cunt.

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I bet your Postie hates role reversal like that, when you bend him over and suddenly  you’re Pat and his tight back door  letter box is about to be stuffed.

You stupid fucking cunt. Top yourself.

16 hours ago, Decimus said:

Give it a rest Reptyle, you Minecraft playing, chip on his malnourished shoulder, northern fucking peasant.

I didn't denigrate Llandudno, which you would know if you didn't immediately rage quit before reading all of my post. Wipe up the Mountain Dew and Cheetos that you've spat over your keyboard in a fit of autistic anger and pay attention.

You're clearly a scumbag who lives in the North West, probably Warrington or St Helens. A hatred of anything south of Leicester and a weird obsession with holidaying in North Wales pretty much confirms that you're a sink estate virgin who spent his formative years holidaying in Rhyl alongside every other 'Sun' voucher hoarding, backward, wife-beating, northern Neanderthal.

Let us not forget, that under your old Reptyle moniker you once claimed to be part of a fictitious northern elite because you looked out of your council house window one day to see that your neighbour had recently purchased a twenty year old Honda Prelude.

By the way, how is the law case going? I haven't received my subpoena yet for suggesting that you and the rest of your 20-30 something year old gang of Pokemon-Go weirdos are hugely suspect sickos that need closely watching.

 

Fucking hell, are you related to Childe.

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I will - you must never forget the lessons of history as long as you don't ask too many questions about where the land came from for the formation of the Israeli state now. Don't ask about it, nothing happened to provoke the Hamas attack, everything Israel does is perfectly legal, we don't manipulate the media, intellectual, legal or political systems in the West through our financial and economic influence. Therefore you cannot remember any of that when the British news repeats our lies. But NEVER forget the Holocaust. Holocaust denial is a criminal offence (in a free speech society) and we hope to extend that law to pro Palestinian or anti-Zionism protests or speech with the likes of cunts such as Braverman who is unfit to be an MP let alone a minister of state. 

And is Hamas a fucking terrorist organisation considering the Israeli state is built around the deepest security organisation in the world headed by MOSSAD who were fucking killing British soldiers and Arabs in the 1940s to get as much territory as possible for a Jewish homeland. These people can never be trusted to forge a lasting peace in the Middle East after the current crisis. They even assassinated their own moderate leader when he sought co-existence with the Palestinians. Is that a fucking democracy? So how different is Hamas? Are they hiding over 100 nuclear weapons in an underground bunker? 

Fucking hell.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Generally you’ll find me hunched over a telephone, solo, in a pub within the City mile, between the hours of 16.00 and 18.00. 

Frank, I'm thinking about being the best on here. Thoughts?

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Wtf .Are you on the turn. Must be all the hormone in the chicken .

Eric obviously likes minced beef. Fucking bender.

56 minutes ago, Decimus said:

From the party who were obsessed with "taking back control from unelected European bureaucrats" we now have one of the great offices of state being filled by an unelected bureaucrat.

Not only that, he gets a nice lordship out of it to make it all nice and official.

To quote our dear antipodean doctor, they're laughing at you.

I'm not laughing at you.

On 31/10/2023 at 22:00, ChildeHarold said:

It's very likely

Under Starmer's Labour Government:

# Nothing will be done any time soon about dangerous XL Bully dogs

# The Triple Pension Lock will go

# The good old BBC TV LICENCE will carry on unimpeded

# Rail Ticket Offices will have been CLOSED in line with the rail companies wishes ignoring the 98% of those who said NO in the consultation 

# Schools, Hospitals, GPS, Roads, or anything else will be unlikely to see any improvement due to economic problems (caused by the last government ha ha ha) 

# "Nobody including his own government ministers will know what his position will be on foreign policy until the last minute (or anything else for that matter) 

As in Auden's words. In normal times he was all for peace. In war, he went. 

I think CC should nominate him for cunt of week. 

Fucking hell, I need another drink.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I see Mrs Roops is back. The fiddler has been erased and so has my post on this thread which was something about Tom Daley bumming small things.

 Winter returns to Narnia.

I was actually posting on the thread when she hit the nuke button. It was scary.  Ex-inspector Fiddler has left the building. God, she is awesome, and my plums are still throbbing.

59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The Turd Man 

Talking of turds, Fiddler hasn't been about since Sunday. Thank fuck.

19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do you want my spare tent 🎪? I know a good spot on the Strand with some highly productive bins nearby. I always find enough to make a tasty meal at night before the real fun and games start. Those late night party-goers heading for Charing Cross, they're a laugh and generous too. I'm sure you'll do well over here. LOL. 

PS Your tent has been tastefully redecorated by Grayson Perry and featured in a full article in October's Home and Country. 

Fuck off

On 01/11/2023 at 20:36, Frank said:

Come off it EC. You’ve got to be the most nonmusical, tuneless, toe-tapping old-timer I’ve ever known. Stupid cunt. 

Are you surprised? Look at his Dad.

42 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Every time I log on to see yet another unfamiliar avatar flooding the site with total bollocks trotted out in a dickhead font, I don't even need to check the myriad of different screen names to instantly know that it's you.

You are without doubt the worst poster this site has ever seen, including your saurian cocked sidekick.

Please, just kill yourself.

Just words, just words, you fucking poof. Sooner you're in Canada, the better.

On 04/11/2023 at 20:44, Eddie said:

Firstly apologies to Ape for an outrageous post that rightly put me behind the door for a couple of months. Moving on, what has happened to the great British handshake? Why do men feel the need to hug each other like some French dandy. Frank obviously hugs every man at every opportunity, but for us straight men, like Halloween keep your American ways well way from me. Fuck off withers. 

Look here Chocco, why are you mentioning me in this nom. Are you implying that I'm a French dandy, or a fucking Septic? As for apologising to that winged grease monkey Ape, it made me physically sick, you pathetic lump of lard. If I ever wanted to call you a nonce, I would do so whilst stone cold sober, and I certainly wouldn't apologise to you two months later. Now fuck off and lick his Swarfega smeared ringpiece.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

humourless twat.The problem is… you have none on here. You’re despised because you’re a creepy, deviant no-mark pervert. Loathed and hated by all…suicide is your only option. Make it slow and film it…I could do with a laugh.

I rather like him, despite him being an obnoxious cunt. He certainly knows how to pull the right strings. That said, there is no place for sexual deviants on this site. 

Humourless twat.

@Eric Cuntman Upon reflection, this is a Turdus of a nom.

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Are Bustards black? 

Eddie and OCR are black bastards, that's for sure.

30 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Quite right too the female European Blackbird is brown.

Only because 300 years ago the stupid fucking thing mated with an Austrian white dove. Give them time, and they will been seen on t.v, cuddling and shitting on a DFS sofa.

15 hours ago, Frank said:

Come off it EC. You’ve got to be the most nonmusical, tuneless, toe-tapping old-timer I’ve ever known. Stupid cunt. 

Frank, you're been very abusive of late. Please desist, it's beneath you.

I'm off to a wedding in the Alsace tomorrow. What to wear?  I've p.m'd you for some tips.

10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Granted, even the hardest Siberian tiger would be insane to take on an adult brown bear. Cubs and the much smaller asiatic black bear would be fair game, if only to eliminate competition. Where they live prey is scarce so it makes sense to kill whatever comes your way.

I’m obviously unaware of the mystical creatures above, but a quick google of Am Fear Liath Mòr reveals footprints found in tge Spey Valley 19x14 inches. These are Pen like dimensions so perhaps in “her” younger days she was a Monroe bagger. However, no account has mentioned a massive third leg sized cock smashing against its knees 

Oh, why don't you just shut the fuck up.