Frank

Alfie what on earth is going on? You’ve been vying for my attention since New Years Eve. What is it man?

I see your post to like ratio has dropped again this month. At just over 18.3% you are without doubt one of the most unpopular posters the board has ever seen. Have you no shame?

I hear you, spot. Of course, they’re not all cunts.

Neil, do whatever you like with your spacebar, but please don’t start a paragraph with ‘so’. I expect to see it when reaching out to some techie youth at Squarespace. Not on here.

I do picture decs as being a little undersized. A sort of miniature manic-depressive, academic middle child. Chinless. He’s certainly found his voice on here.

The RK character has always been weak. He started out as a paper shield to Eric’s dead wife hysterics, shortly followed by a very public meltdown over Bawsey’s plagiarised quote.. ‘I know where you live’. A stupid little bee-in-his-bonnet talentless faggot.

Do you think it might have been honky Withers white sounding voice that persuaded Mr Pencille to stab that poor man to death in front of his teenage son?

I don’t do pairs.

If you pot 6 reds and 6 blacks, then go in-off on the final pink, what’s your score?

What’s on your mind, you complacent lazy lttle shit?

This is why I can’t keep away, wiz. Brilliant.

Eric Cuntman’s right-hand pop art man, faggot RK, thought it wise to create a second account in exactly the same shitty jumped-up faggoty tone, minus the crayons. Utter pair of cunts, the three of them.

Bumbaclot.

What are you trying to say?

My teenage daughter dragged me along to see ‘Dreamgirls’ at the Savoy theater last night. It was an all-black cast and quite possibly the worst production I’ve ever seen. What’s the worst show you’ve ever seen?

According to the ProperOmeter, XM’s IP appears to be right up my street.

I know where you live.

I think you’ll find she’s rather special.

You’ve posted this flat-chested skinny whore bollocks three times in the past twelve months. Give it a rest you fucking idiot.

The very fact the plebs name drop me in every other post speaks volumes. I’m the best on here. Welcome, Xenominge.

I want to see a photo of that ...... cunt Darren Shane Pencille.

Well, I won’t be posting again until his membership is fully reinstated. Fuck you.

No real impact on my repertoire, but what were you thinking?

I’m the best on here.