Your father couldn't look himself in the mirror, could he? The final nail in the coffin was when he realised that his already fucking useless shoulder-less son, was a fucking faggot. Boom!
What are we looking at Pen? So far I've got you down for cataracts, acute deafness in one ear, fucked up knees, suicidal thoughts, no teeth and a mind shot to pieces.
Answer the question you creepy red trouser-wearing dick swallower. Before your father took his own life by blowing his pompous brain out of the back of his head, did he used to play with you?
Loosen up you wooden sap. You've gone full circle.. from fucking dalek-style body popping text, to no punctuation whatsoever. No one cares here Luke. Be yourself you stupid old cunt.
I'm genuinely flattered by the admiration I get from the majority of the board. I think you'll find there's a little Frank in everyone here, although Fender takes it too far.. even copying my double dot adapted semicolon. He is after all, the thickest cunt (after Snatch) the site has ever seen.
Jackie, I've inadvertently found myself having a weekend for one is some god-awful fucking French town called Amboise.. I broke down on the motorway in one of my classics. I thought the Corner might see me through, but there's no cunt on here with anything to offer.
Have you noticed Luke Swarm's wooden style of writing? He's like a fucking dalek with a keyboard.