Frank

Come on, DC, what’s going on in your tiny mind? No one likes a mishog.

He's made a right hash of that. Leave it to me, Withers.. I'll do one in the morning.

Ramsay Hunt.

Just messaged Elena.. told her to expect some ragged GILF character with ample bosom. Mention the name George and you’ll be treated like the desperate Shirley Valentine tart that you are.

No. Yog and I were fairly close throughout the nineties. Back then I had cock coming out of my ears. Frank senior was involved in his father's restaurant business in Edgware and Cyprus. They still meet occasionally.

For the best fish meze, head to my cousin's restaurant, Psarou.. about 200 metres down the road from the market. Simple place with a great chef. Ask for Alexandros or Elena and they'll give you a 20 percent discount.. and no doubt a few drinks.

I have family in and around the harbour, and a house in Tsada.. about 10k north of the city. Tell me what you like and I'll point you in the right direction.

Site ownership is irrelevant. I've outlined the details in a long DM to Mrs R this morning. I've never known anyone to get away with garnering a fellow member with 6 or 7 consecutive likes, gloating about it, and then suggesting others do the same. You then went on to abuse Panzer's family members, suggesting his sister was on the blob etc. You're a charmless and angry little man, totally devoid of humour, who lost his way on these pages long ago. If you do somehow manage to wriggle out of it, I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks over the coming weeks.

I think you're being very unfair, DC. I can't compete with a cheat. @Eric Cuntman what are your thoughts on DC hoping that my dog has died?

Reported. Rule 7, 9 and 12.

If you're not banned by this time tomorrow, I'll never post on here again.

I was very briefly joint first along with Eric earlier this evening. I consider that a victory. He then posted something that I was obliged to like, which obviously kept him ahead. Fair enough... credit where it's due etc. What is not fair, is you being hell-bent on keeping EC afloat. He's a man of integrity and certainly won't appreciate your Scouse bullshit. @Mrs Roops kindly have a word in this wanker's ear. He's just awarded EC five consecutive likes in a deliberate attempt to manipulate the leaderboard.

That's the best thing about it. You don't know it's happening.

There's not much else you can do. Your dopey arse has been truly snookered today, Raasters. Lol lol... LOLZ.

No you don't!

On the contrary. To deny a natural talent and allow it to go unrewarded is no better. It's a thankless task keeping you wankers entertained.

If you look back at Wolfie's immediate response to that post, you'll see that 'bear' was spelt correctly. I then changed it, expecting DC to bite. My goodness I love this site!

It's all reciprocal bollocks amongst three of four punters... KB being the worst offender.

Thank you, but It’s not for me, EC. I should make one last push for DC, but I know that’s what he wants. Everyone loves an underdog.

That’s a little unfair, Ape. Both EC and Wolfie have garnered me with far more likes than P in recent months.

The above screams that my last post was enough. Let’s call a truce.

I’m no Decimus, and neither do I possess the intellect to top the leaderboard. However, it does beg the question of how Eric Cuntman manages to sit up there week on end. For sure I like him, but he hasn’t said anything funny or meaningful for a long, long time.. years. What’s going on?

I’m afraid I don’t have the energy, Wolfie. Those of us who’ve witnessed your extraordinary week-long exchanges with LCS know that’s it probably best to leave you well alone. You can’t argue with stupid etc. I think I’m a pretty good judge of character, and I take no sides. LCS regularly takes pleasure in suggesting that I’m a gay man, and that hurts, but I’ll tell you now.. not once have you come out on top.

Pen, did you see what he called me? A half faggot! I did make an effort to top the leaderboard this weekend. It’s not happening. Where am I going wrong?