Frank

You're right, Jackie. I'll teach the cunt a ruddy good lesson by not signing in for five weeks. Punkape returns on Monday. lol lol

What's worrying is that I actually paused to think about that one. Shit.

Oh alright then. Shit.

Well, that shows you haven't a fucking clue. What other accounts have I had? I will donate £50 to cunts corner for everyone other ID you, or any other mod can prove that I've used. Why would I bother? Frank has served me so well.

I must be one of bills's top fans, decs. I'd be lying if I said that he's never once upset me with his words. I often find myself on the end of his witty, yet deeply cutting remarks. His use of the English language combined with a wonderfully dry sense of humour is second to none. He has it all... accept charm. And without that, you're fucking nothing.

I'm not sure if I like Bill's tone, proper. How about you?

I was there in the tsunami. Fond memories.. cricket with Ming's father in Galle. I can still picture the horror on his stupid little crunched-up face as he drifted away.

Ceylon.. Saturday. I'll send you some pics.

I just love the way your brain works, snatch.

I did have a word with him after noticing some movement outside amongst the hedgerows. It's not so much about him 'liking' my good work. He's simply displaying his disapproval of the rest of you lifeless fucking creeps.. (not you Jackie). I am surprised at the relatively low percentage of 'likes' on my account. I would guess that most of you refrain for reasons of inferiority. I am the best you've got.

You mustn't show any sign of weakness, Jackie... golden rule. Look what they've tried to do to me over the years! All those bottles of bleach I've had to drink, thousands of exhaust pipes sucked, umpteen wrist and throat cuttings in bedsits and non-stop petrol dousing. I honestly couldn't tell you how many times I've been set on fire. Stand tall and be proud of who you are. Look at me now!.. this place couldn't survive without me. Stick your dopey fish up your poor arse.

This morning Ming picked out a shredded lump of tinned tuna from under my chin.

Life is an act. Is it not? Do you know your authentic self? I'm the star of this show and that's all that matters.

Decs, I'm going away next week on the family hols. I will, as promised, leave you with a very special seasonal nom to see you into the New Year.

Stop asking questions you fucking stupid cunt.

I now have your address, Mike. God help you.

Idiot.

I can see you've typed something. I'm going to bed. Night.

Wiz, I intended to type something in this box. I'm drunk. Sorry.

Jesus, you need to see it, proper. Wiz has posted a real life... larger-than-life photo of Bill's mum!

You must admit, you have a very similar style.

Are you go to sit there and allow cunts to post pics of cocks and fannies? Do your job man.