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  1. SAS - Who Dares Wins.. Anthony Middleton

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    Posted · Edited by Frank.
    woo

    I can tell you now, hands down, that I am not a gay man. There may be slight wanky-woo tendancies towards Bill, but that's about all. Anthony Middleton of Channel 4's pile of shit 'SAS Who Dares Wins' is one handsome fucker. A real man's man... a non (10 Mayfair) decimus. Channel 4 are in discusssions with Anthony's agent over a second series and, due to the nature of the programme, will no doubt insist he keeps a low profile.

    I will donate £60 to Cunts Corner if Anthony hasn't filed for divorce, signed a book deal, and dancing the dance-off on 'Strictly' by Christmas.

     

     

  5. Sticking fireworks up your arse

    in The Corner

    Posted

    When I was a kid the bloke next door only had one leg. He'd had it amputated after a bonfire night accident. Apparently a jumping jack fire cracker jumped up his trouser leg and blew his cock off. Frank, you are Mr Brown and I claim my £5.

    I'd give my right arm too if I could be out with you tonight... all cosy around the fire with sparklers, crisps and shit. 

    We'd all pop back to yours for a late one, then quickly tuck lightweight hubby upstairs in bed. You get down and dirty on my hairy whilst I play Wichita Lineman on your plinka. We then tippy-toe upstairs with the guitar and you gently wake up hubby... whispering that you have a surprise for him. When he sits up, I do a 360 twirl and thrash the guitar around the back of his head.. thrice.

  6. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted

    You senile old cunt, I certainly never offered to donate a fucking penny, let alone £50.00. I know who you are referencing, but I won't enable your continued outpouring of utter fucking bollocks by enlightening you. If you continue to insist on posting the same old predictable shit, at least have the decency to do your research.

     

    Once again you're taking it on the chin for the one cunt who's cock you can't get enough of. You slimy fucking good for nothing piece of shit.

  7. Sticking fireworks up your arse

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    Posted

    I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. However, fireworks are a bit shite and noisy and I've never seen the appeal. So stick your fireworks up your arse anyway.

    Also...feel free to stick any big item up your arse, as is your wont.

    It's a bit flat this year, jackie. Last year we turned Gobbie into a human catherine wheel. I hooked her onto a feather-board fence and set light to her fanny. She was too fat to spin, but she loved the bangers up her bum.

  10. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted · Edited by Frank.

    He makes a good argument regarding my good self though Francois. I am a despicable boring drunk, but I must vent on here as no real people will listen. If it wasn't for the originality of your good self (and ProfB), I would most certainly use the self checkout counter.  

    The majority of regular punters come across like spoilt children.. decimus probably being the worst offender. Thank the heavens we still have Spot, Rev, Bawsey, Judge, Proper, Pen.. and those two disgusting sluts Gyppo and Gobbie. 'I'll donate £50 to Cunts Corner'..... what an awful righteous twat that man is. Some poor fucker will end up living with that cunt.

  15. The Jeremy Kyle Show Stage Audience

    in The Corner

    Posted

     

    LOVELIEST of trees, the cherry now
    Is hung with bloom along the bough,
    And stands about the woodland ride
    Wearing white for Eastertide.
     
    Now, of my threescore years and ten,        5
    Twenty will not come again,
    And take from seventy springs a score,
    It only leaves me fifty more.
     
    And since to look at things in bloom
    Fifty springs are little room,        10
    About the woodlands I will go
    To see the cherry hung with snow.

    Soppy cunt. 

  16. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    did you auction off your blue 3 wheeler ?

    I did think of you Ed while I was standing around the rostrum. A bod pushed in a Sinclair C5 and I could just see your fat fucking head circling your suburban semi's makeshift carriage driveway. 

  18. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    1: An absolute fucking cunt of the highest order.

    2: being a boring, repetitive, fantasist twat.

     

    Never mind all that, decimus.. friend. I've been at BCA Blackbushe all day wearing my Burberry car dealers coat. I bought two 18 month old vw golfs for the kids for just over 20k. I was quite pleased with that. 

  19. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    But we all know you will never meet anyone from this site Frank.

    You haven't left your house since 1989, and you are not going to do so ever again. You have all your essentials - shopping, y-fronts and pornography - delivered direct to your door by a combination of social workers and the few remaining compassionate neighbours on your street you haven't yet penis-windmilled.

    What is the best you can hope for at this point? That you might be featured, for a few minutes in one of those documentaries about folks who die alone in their bedsits and aren't discovered for 3 years?

    You will perish without a solitary friend or loving relative, only to then bio-degrade, through the sofa and onto the old wooden floorboards, into a pile of unidentifiable mush.

    I very briefly got excited when I glimpsed at the length of the above... braced myself for laughter. 

    Rubbish. 

     

  21. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    You can't shit without someone knowing about it.

    I'd be interested to know what they think of this site and you can bet the look at it.

    Facebook is still a cunt.

    I think that most would agree that I'm a fairly easy going sort of chap... nothing really rattles me. 

    My main weakness is the extraordinary lack of tolerance I have towards the truly thick. If I ever get the chance to meet you, I will pummel you in the face with both fists until I stop. 

  23. Bullshitting cunts

    in The Corner

    Posted

    I made a post and it disappeared. I wasn't slating anybody, is there another server sync issue?

    It's just monotonous shite over and over with you, wiz. I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say, with respect, that you serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Every inch a repugnant, redundant berk of the very highest order.

    Stick your server sync issues up your arse.

     

  25. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted

    It would appear that the sites resident  Mark Kermode imitator has yet again taken time out of his busy middle- aged schedule of drinking himself to death to pass comment on the standard of CC content. If I wanted to be regaled with tales of chronic alcoholism from a Scottish bore, I'd read Alex Ferguson's autobiography. Or maybe it's just all contrived made up bollocks and he's actually a lightweight, tedious moron trying to live up to the "hilarious" stereotype of the hard drinking jock. Pillock.

    Releasing your three day pent-up emotions on poor defenceless Jackie is fucking weak in the extreme. I can't imagine what he'll come back with. Shit. 

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