Frank

17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m not talking about football or rugby, but sports where two players are head to head in a tennis or snooker match, for example. Any cunt who shouts out some idiotic load of bollocks, especially if it’s at a critical point in the match, should simply be identified and thrown out. No warnings or second chances - just kick the thick wankers out. That way the vast majority of genuine fans get to enjoy the spectacle.

Fuck off.

 

You dopey little plank. You're watching the snooker and thought this might carry just enough weight to merit its own thread. Take it down and shove your head in the fucking oven.

28 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Did you really, Frank? How about a picture to prove it, or are you full of shit. 

No.

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Frank, I've recently bought a Frame rain jacket in a stand out colour... and I was wondering what you thought about it?

I don’t know what it is. Unless you can provide a link, I’m not interested. 

I’ll tell you something, Raasters. I’ve recently picked up some sort of gum sole fetish. Any plimsolls (sneakers) with a gum sole, and I’m like, like a child in a sweet shop. Lol. 

Allow me to introduce you to the Tèppa from Velasca. They’ve got a lovely little boutique on Chiltern street in Marylebone, and I’ve just bought a pair in all four colours. I don’t know anyone in their fifties who gets it right every time like me. 

https://uk.velasca.com/products/teppa-ts

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Frank,  OCR has a good point. I'm out.

 

Don't underestimate the love and affection you receive from the kind-hearted morons on here, Withers. Probably more love than you've encountered in a lifetime. You'd certainly get an earful of my dick if we ever met.

Get a grip.. Raasters is an unconscious fucking van driver.

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Aw Frank, I’m sorry you feel let down. 

Fuck you, too. Ponce. 

51 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Ed. I’ve got a pal who thinks he’s Charlie Big Bollocks these days. He’s taken to posting clips of him kicking back and swigging beer in his outdoor hot-tub thing, you know, all neon lights and bubbles, the prick. Here’s the thing, his wife confided in mine that the fucking thing is second hand ffs. A second hand hot-tub…that’s like wearing someone else”s soiled boxer-shorts, surely? It is the kind of thing that the French would do…sitting in bubbling, steaming stranger spunk and fanny batter and gloating.

Confided in who? Sloppy. Else"s?

6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Have you finished?

I don’t know how on earth you’ve managed to garner 35 likes in the past few days. I won’t question it. Besides, consistency is key and only the monthly LB figures are relevant. 

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Is that you back right, grinning like you just goosed someone very near by?

Moronic father and son, goofing the cameras at Sheffield, as they do every year. It’s trending on twitter and apparently there’s now a warrant out for the poor cunt’s arrest. What the fuck is going on, Ed?

27 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I hate to break it to you Frank, he wasn’t a doctor who retired down under, I have it on good authority a humble HCA that’s ended up an out patient’ at Bethlem hospital.

Regardless of what or who he is, he’ll do well to stay in my good graces. I’ll tell you exactly what’s happening here, Ed. Buckle in. 

You might recall that poor Kate’s hospital notes were the subject of an attempted royal data breach back in January. Allegedly, unsavoury staff at The London Clinic published her medical records on the dark web. LCS, a retired, redundant, and homesick expat, peruses these sordid sites on a daily basis. He then relays the shit to all seven of us, as if he’s on the cusp of securing a groundbreaking exclusive. 

The man is undeniably a tool. If, god forbid, it transpires the princess is no longer with us, or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks, not a single sensible soul would care in the slightest.

KB’s tiktok acc..

12 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

One day they might be able to cure everything including @King Billy although I hope he dies from covid before that happens.

The retard is practically dead already. A gob full of fucking implants, and a head filled with mud. 

You really are a breath of fresh air, elc. Have a wonderful weekend!

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

In your expert opinion having spent a life time as a nurse, what are we all missing here?  From what I can tell the woman has cancer and has decided not to cut ribbons whilst in treatment. 

I once held great admiration for the man, Ed. His long-distance annihilation of wanker Wolfie has always been a tonic for the soul. However, this recent clownish behaviour and royal ramblings make KB look positively sane. 'Keep watching'... what a total fucking moron he's turned out to be. Is there nothing good left in this world?

On 25/04/2024 at 20:36, Neil said:

I'm ready for a battle of wits Frank,trouble is I'm unarmed. Go easy on me eh?

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This may clarify the generation game which was dreamt up by market researchers:

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/generation-x-genx.asp#:~:text=Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to,Z (circa 1997 to 2012)

 

Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927)

Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945)

Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964)

Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980)

Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996)

Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012)

Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022)

Fuck off my thread you idiot. 

4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough.

You can hide…

https://ibb.co/qpBc60t

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Frank 3,451

Started conversation: 1 minute ago

 

I don’t know how on earth you’ve reached the top of the leaderboard. It makes my recents efforts look weak. I’m telling you now, Withers, I’m gonna find you, and when I do, you’ll know all about it. 

Frank, send me one more abusive pm, and I WILL fucking kill you. I made it to the top of the board by copying your model. Make one shit nom in 5 years, abuse members, and type bollocks. It worked, so fuck off you failed spastic.

You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely. 

On 21/04/2024 at 12:05, Neil said:

He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?

Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before.

Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you. 

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thank you Linda Rondstat.

And that may be all you need to know. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What’s your take on his actual chronological age then?

I don’t know much, but I can tell you that he’s 48. 

16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There aren’t any millennials on this site. We’re all 40s, 50s and older. With the exception of RK and Decs who are mid 30s. 
 He seems to think that anyone who disagrees with him is a 25 year old snowflake. Bizarre.

Do you honestly believe that Decs is in his mid 30s?

On 24/04/2024 at 09:53, Eddie said:

Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?

https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k

To be fair, Ed, given the way you carry yourself, you haven't done too badly. Despite the high-waisted M&S knickers and salt and pepper hair bun, she boasts a commendable set of pins. I bet she's got a mouth like a sewer. 

I wouldn't touch it.. obvs. A strong 4 out of 10. 

On 22/04/2024 at 09:15, Dyslexic cnut said:

This retort could have worked but don’t ever start a sentence with ‘and’. Ever…never again.

I owe you an apology, DC. If anything, I was a little envious of you having a son of similar age to mine who can pay their own fucking way. I'm sorry. 

6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.

Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son.

Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot.

For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess!