Frank

Don't believe the shit you read on the internet. Ask me if you're unsure. It's a French word. Pronounce it the French way and don't be a fucking idiot all your life. If you continue to use different sized fonts and other fancy shit, I promise with all my heart to track you down and hang you from a tree.

'Doltish lunkhead'. Crikey Clint you're digging deep. I think I'm liking the new you.. bullish with a tinge of cunning.

Do you pronounce the T when ordering your morning croissant? I would guess that you probably do. Say it out loud, ding... over and over and over again until your ears bleed. It doesn't sound quite right does it? Du vin, du pain... du Boursin. You silly boy.

Pile of shit.

Never mind that Wiz, is that Liz Taylor with Burt at 1.16?

This one's for you Pen...

After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint.

If we love, we must learn to forgive. What do you know about commercial law Bawsey?

I think so.. yes. Please accept my sincere apologies. I like you... a lot. Shit.

Now you've finally exposed yourself and lost the fucking hat, it's plain for all to see that you are indeed as thick as can be.

Well.. at least you know your place. Good evening.

Poor Decimus must be in a right old state. Tapping out draft after draft after fucking draft, trying to come up with some sort of drawn out retort to Bill's cutting remarks. Don't bother Dec.. you're rubbish.

Music for melancholy fucking morons. I don't like that spazzer one bit.

I wouldn't mind installing a raclette wheel in your hole.

To be born again Jackie..

Dec you and I are buddies for life. We all knew you'd struggle to respond directly to Bill on this one. You might be pipping him slightly in the popularity charts, but he'd punch you out fucking cold in a battle of wits. You can bounce off me to your heart's content

Constructive criticism or are you calling the man a cunt? Either way, I wish you both a slow and painful death. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for you two cock-chomping, arse-bleeding maggots.

If your posts were anything to go by before you finally passed, I'd assumed it was a combination of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, non-washing and alcoholic poisoning. Drunk.

Proper hasn't been able to administer his own wife's fanny for the past 25 years, let alone wear a fucking hat.

The tetchiness of some punters is quite remarkable. I didn't have you down as a thickster too Proper. We're all friends here.

Proper you stupefied fucking idiot. Pull yourself together man.

Not so fast my crispy arsed lover. x

.. that's me gone.

I'm afraid I won't tolerate that sort of language from a knee jerking fucking hat wearer. Idiot.

I think I'm doing fairly well.. if I do say so myself.