Frank

3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I'm not quite sure how or why any of that was big talk but, regardless, I don't think I'll be taking any English lessons from you, Oscar. It's Doesn't ........ not don't. You fucking self righteous clod. 

Spot something's upset you.. rarely have I seen you drop your guard. No man in their autumn years, however lonely, should allow a simple punter like Ed tug on his tinker.

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Big talk from a man who don't know the difference between There, Their and They're...

This has happened to him before, Ed. When a subject pops up that he's passionate about, his old retired fingers tap out shit at twice the speed of his brain.

42 minutes ago, DingTheReaper! said:

Oh really?

Looks like a nerve has been tweaked.

Unless he's a real fucking dimwit (debatable), you usually pay either Council Tax or tax on the rent... not both, unless he's running one of those 34 immigrants to one hovel schemes...

Oh yes... I've never claimed a penny off the social, never had to, never wanted to..  work and sound investments (see property reference above) means that this, and previous govts for a couple of decades, have managed to screw out of me the equivalent to support 1 doley cunt like you Frank.

I pray that it is not you I am supporting, some terrorist sympathising illegal would be preferable, even after Paris.

Not quite, dingalong. The tenant pays the council tax, although some landlords will include it as part of the rent... usually when they're avoiding tax on rental income. Gong strikes me as someone far too bright to play the authorities. I must have my wires crossed... he'll no doubt explain all with his usual good humour. 

No one is remotely interested in your... 'work and sound investments (see property reference above)'. You never fail to come across like a complete fucking cretin. 

Typing 'either' and 'or' in bold italics makes me want to track you down and beat you with a stick.

7 minutes ago, Snatch said:

How do you now Frank? Are you on the case?

Not really. I only read between the lines.

1 minute ago, Snatch said:

Apparently it went off.

There was no bomb, silly. 

3 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Frank,change the fucking record you boring cock smoker.

Alright then. What about the bomb?

12 minutes ago, Snatch said:

You need to get your cock out your rent boys arse and watch the news every now and then.

Snatch you are so stupendously thick, I could cry.

Take a leaf out of Mike's book of thickness.. dopey as shit but in a cutesy, wet deaf and dumb loveable sort of way. 

6 minutes ago, deebom said:

Warren Mitchell has just died. :-(

Eddie was that cunt who once greeted Mitchell on the street... praising his Alf character. 

2 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Don't ask why, but I'm in The Bull Hotel in Peterborough. Its a small island in a sea Of Eastern Europeans. I used to like Peterborough as small towns go, but its awash with the unwashed, bookies and pawn shops.

Right. Perhaps another time. 

Cheers. 

1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said:

I own a house in the UK that I pay taxes on so I think I've got a right of reply about the taxes I pay in the UK. It pains me to think that the taxes I pay on the house goes towards benefitting a dopey tit like you. Looking through your post it seems that you demonstrably ignorant and wrong on a couple of points so a bit a research wouldn't have gone a miss before gobbed off. You're obviously not very clued up so your opinions and assumptions in principle aren't worth a bucket of tramps piss, presumption and pure conjecture that's made you look like the stupid cunt I took you for, Twat.

 

 

Gong, apart from your council tax and whatever's payable on your rental income... what other property related tax are you referring to?

In respect to poor dingalong, the 0.03% that goes towards care for children and other vulnerable members of his community, is money well spent. 

I'm not convinced that percentage gives you the right to any sort of reply. 

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I think baws that was a fair and subjective statement. If this is true and the insurance is a very substantial amount, I am currently free and looking for a mate. You will love my cooking and just to let you know, there are no bottles of paraquate or strychnine in the house. Just stick me on the life insurance and I will love you long time. By the way, the fact that criminal history is littered with former nurses who have murdered is strictly co-incidental xx

I'm convinced bawsey could fall for an unwashed, semi-dreadlocked, droopy-titted, matted fanny-bashing thicko of no fixed abode. Good afternoon. 

41 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

I've done my bit, and the sun is past the yardarm. Why are bar staff in the UK so stingy with ice in drinks ? This fuck ant barman is handling it like fucking plutonium. When I asked for a slice of lime, he looked at me like I had asked him to hold down a baby seal while I clubbed it to death.

Where are you Jackie?.. I'll meet you for a pint. No kisses mind. 

32 minutes ago, Decimus said:

My thoughts go out to the people of France, in what has been a terrible week of pain and despair for them. They are a resilient people and I have no doubt they will recover from the horrors that have been visited on them. On a plus side, Frank was only there for a few days, but I still can't begin to imagine the long term scars that have been inflicted on their national psyche by his malevolent presence.

It's nothing short of a miracle that Ming and I are still alive, decs. We're still wrapped in our thermal foil survival blankets!

Without exception, we stop over in the 11th arrondissement for dinner every Friday night on the drive home from Dijon to Calais. Being great fans of Eagles of Death Metal, naturally I had booked tickets for last night's show at the Bataclan.  

Fate was on our side. Thank Christ I'm a compulsive liar... bullets and grenade shrapnel skimmed the top of our heads here in Wiltshire by about 450 miles. 

6 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Would you hate a Muslim woman and two small children walking to school just because they are Muslim ? If so, then that's crazy. 

I admire your tenacity this morning, Jackie. Unfortunately when it comes to Ed, you're better off sticking needles in your eyes. 

Of course he hates the mozzy mum and kids walking to school. 

37 minutes ago, Snatch said:

I see this French Chalie Hebdo comic has featured a piss take of the downed Russian Airplane on it's front cover. In light if what happened to them earlier this year will these garlic breathed cunts never learn?

Good morning Snatch. Do keep me up to date on the bomb theory... or any other Yahoo comment threads that feed your tiny fucking mind. 

Meanwhile, let's err on the side of caution, shall we? 

eerrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I don't even live in that shithole, and I feel unsafe with that term.  Fucking cheese chomping cowardly cunts!  

You really are a despicable fucking dope, wiz. 

Shut your fucking mouth you thick cunt. 

8 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Its well into the month and I have depleted all my surplus cash on Guinness and Internet Porn.

And yet for the second time this month some cunt comes around to see if I will sponsor him in aid of Chareety......its always for some good cause like disabled battered penguins or homeless male prostitutes. Some kind of cunt fun run...since when has running ever been fun.

I am morally weak and not strong enough to say no, fuck off you cunt but meekly say yeah ok give us it here.....and then look at the sheet of paper shoved in front of me to decide what is the lowest I can contribute without looking like a complete cheapskate cunt......its used to be a couple of quid but nowadays is nearly always a fiver.....a whole bastard fiver.

Hopefully I will get sacked before the cunts can collect, that will learn them.

     

I stopped reading at the word 'chareety'. You stupid fucking twat.

17 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

 He is unique in the annals of cuntishness, one of whom  inhabits a world of unsurpassed antipathy, bitterness and intellectual poverty.   At least that's my prognostication.  

He certainly is that! However, the sap's right about that humongous fucking chip on your shoulder. 

Any endearing qualities you may have are wasted on your God awful taste in music. 

Drop dead. 

18 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

If you're going to direct your bitterness and animosity towards me then at least you're leaving some other poor cunt alone.

It certainly gives me a breather, Gong. When he logs in, I'm a nervous wreck!

9 hours ago, Ape said:

Right, I have to ask why you've quoted me and made this remark. Do you have any idea why I made this comment?

Ape, there is something really rather odd about you. I can't put my finger on it, but the astute Prof certainly has. 

Sick!

2 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

No , but tomorrow I start selling bricks in the fond hope that Frank drives by again

I'm heading back towards Saint-Étienne in the morning, withers. If that's anywhere near you, I'd love to meet for an apéritif and a punch-up. You fucking oik.

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

You're not your usual affable self tonight, Franco. What's wrong old friend?

I've had a long drive today, decs. Marseille to Burgundy.. 500km. They've closed the restaurant and I'm in the bar listening to a couple of old English cunts talking grapes. 

3 minutes ago, bill_stickers said:

I owe you a like, you despicable cunt.

What are you.. a fucking child? Shove it up your arse. 

3 hours ago, JackoTC said:

I'm utterly aghast at this piss poor effort Francois. I put it down to whatever you caught from 007 girls. I suggest a course of trepanning. Just be careful not to hurt the rabbit working the controls in your head. 

Bit late for backtracking, Baldrick. You've be sucking my scrote all week.