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  3. SAS - Who Dares Wins.. Anthony Middleton

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    Posted

    Considering the amount of abuse thrown our way by Frank and how he considers us all thick and/or beneath him, I thought that when he finally does contribute a nom his true genius will be apparent and that'll be the end of the site as nobody will ever improve on it.

    Either that or he'll show himself up for the completely up his own arse, deluded prick that he is.

    I know my conclusion.

    Any thoughts?

     

    I wasn't expecting an easy crowd, Mike. 

    They'll warm to me. 

     

  4. Those that struggle to find, or sit in, preassigned seating

    in The Corner

    Posted

    I imagine that your arsehole is slack enough to enjoy a double fisting, minus lube nowadays, so I'm not sure why you are wasting your J.S.A. on poppers.

    Now that's being silly. You're a young father, decs.. spend the afternoon with the kids, not on here. 

    All they want is your time. They'll be gone before you know it. 

    Here, have this on me x ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sTBRByB_cw&sns=em

  5. Those that struggle to find, or sit in, preassigned seating

    in The Corner

    Posted

    I suspect no-one else much cares about 2-2 and 2-4-2 seating configurations on the various short-haul and long-haul classes, so my final comment on the subject will be to say simply that I'm afraid you're talking shite, unprecedented as that may be. Perhaps you should point that high powered perception at someone who gives a fuck?

    Understood. I just don't like to see you reducing yourself to farcical shite for the kids sake. 

    If I'm honest, I'm rather impressed at your machoismo... throwing down fellow passengers belongings into the aisle! Extraordinary. 

  7. Those that struggle to find, or sit in, preassigned seating

    in The Corner

    Posted

    Me and the Mrs took our daughter to see it. A mate had said the audio/visual experience in IMAX was very impressive - which it most certainly was. However, the film was mediocre at best and not something I'd normally consider going to. The little one really enjoyed it though, and that's the important thing. 

    Besides tourists, backpacking suburbans and Eddie, I sometimes wonder what other sane bod would go to see a film in those ghastly fucking imax cinemas. 

    I imagine you measure shit in double decker buses. 

    Try the Everyman in Hampstead, you idiot. 

  9. Those that struggle to find, or sit in, preassigned seating

    in The Corner

    Posted

    I love it - just love it - when I get to my preassigned seat on a plane and find someone else's hand luggage in "my" overhead locker. Sometimes the cunts get quite voluble when their gear gets dumped in the aisle, but none as yet have had the cojones to actually make something of it.

    Whether you can afford it or not, I expect you travel economy. That's fine. An overhead locker in cattle covers almost three aisles and usually three, sometimes four seats deep. Are you making this shit up or were you drunk last night?

  10. SAS - Who Dares Wins.. Anthony Middleton

    in The Corner

    Posted

    You mean to say that I've sat through and read over 300 posts of your utter fucking shite, waiting for your first nom, and this is fucking it?  You should be ashamed of yourself.

    I'm terribly sorry decs, spot wouldn't lift the ban until I posted a nom, however shit. He's given me a final warning... post three noms within a week or be permanently banned. You might like the next one .. 'Dom & Steph from Gogglebox'. 

  13. SAS - Who Dares Wins.. Anthony Middleton

    in The Corner

    Posted

    Frank I can see you know, sat on the beach in torremolinos , midday sun turning you a bright pink , (sun cream is for fairies), reading the latest mindless drivel from a lying sas 'hero'.

    You would then bore everyone at the bar with tales of 1 man single handedly strangling 100 Arabs after a 100 mile walk. 

    Poor long awaited effort, from a half 'out' poof, 3/10.

    I'm toning down the smugness, ed.. making amends. Consider this one an amuse-bouche. 

  14. Moaning tourists in Sharm El Sheikh

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    Posted

    Russians are such cunts that they actually make me nostalgic for the Germans, stupid mullets and rat-tailed children notwithstanding. At least they knew their fucking place. 

    I don't know about you bawsey, but I'll donate £70 to Cunts Corner if it's proven there was a beurrrmbe on that plane. 

    The noise from the poorly repaired fucking tail falling off would be indistiguishable from that of an explosion in the hold.

    Some input from you on this wouldn't go amiss. Shit.

  18. SAS - Who Dares Wins.. Anthony Middleton

    in The Corner

    Posted

    Apparently he hid his violent past, which included a jail sentence, from Channel 4.

    So, a bit of a dodger. Not that I'd fucking tell him!

    I have watched the past three episodes, Mike. This man, apart from a squeaky Essex voice, has it all. I've never had a problem telling another man that I think he's handsome. Have you?

  19. SAS - Who Dares Wins.. Anthony Middleton

    in The Corner

    Posted · Edited by Frank.
    woo

    I can tell you now, hands down, that I am not a gay man. There may be slight wanky-woo tendancies towards Bill, but that's about all. Anthony Middleton of Channel 4's pile of shit 'SAS Who Dares Wins' is one handsome fucker. A real man's man... a non (10 Mayfair) decimus. Channel 4 are in discusssions with Anthony's agent over a second series and, due to the nature of the programme, will no doubt insist he keeps a low profile.

    I will donate £60 to Cunts Corner if Anthony hasn't filed for divorce, signed a book deal, and dancing the dance-off on 'Strictly' by Christmas.

     

     

  23. Sticking fireworks up your arse

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    Posted

    When I was a kid the bloke next door only had one leg. He'd had it amputated after a bonfire night accident. Apparently a jumping jack fire cracker jumped up his trouser leg and blew his cock off. Frank, you are Mr Brown and I claim my £5.

    I'd give my right arm too if I could be out with you tonight... all cosy around the fire with sparklers, crisps and shit. 

    We'd all pop back to yours for a late one, then quickly tuck lightweight hubby upstairs in bed. You get down and dirty on my hairy whilst I play Wichita Lineman on your plinka. We then tippy-toe upstairs with the guitar and you gently wake up hubby... whispering that you have a surprise for him. When he sits up, I do a 360 twirl and thrash the guitar around the back of his head.. thrice.

  24. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted

    You senile old cunt, I certainly never offered to donate a fucking penny, let alone £50.00. I know who you are referencing, but I won't enable your continued outpouring of utter fucking bollocks by enlightening you. If you continue to insist on posting the same old predictable shit, at least have the decency to do your research.

     

    Once again you're taking it on the chin for the one cunt who's cock you can't get enough of. You slimy fucking good for nothing piece of shit.

  25. Sticking fireworks up your arse

    in The Corner

    Posted

    I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. However, fireworks are a bit shite and noisy and I've never seen the appeal. So stick your fireworks up your arse anyway.

    Also...feel free to stick any big item up your arse, as is your wont.

    It's a bit flat this year, jackie. Last year we turned Gobbie into a human catherine wheel. I hooked her onto a feather-board fence and set light to her fanny. She was too fat to spin, but she loved the bangers up her bum.

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