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  3. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

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    Posted · Edited by Frank.

    He makes a good argument regarding my good self though Francois. I am a despicable boring drunk, but I must vent on here as no real people will listen. If it wasn't for the originality of your good self (and ProfB), I would most certainly use the self checkout counter.  

    The majority of regular punters come across like spoilt children.. decimus probably being the worst offender. Thank the heavens we still have Spot, Rev, Bawsey, Judge, Proper, Pen.. and those two disgusting sluts Gyppo and Gobbie. 'I'll donate £50 to Cunts Corner'..... what an awful righteous twat that man is. Some poor fucker will end up living with that cunt.

  8. The Jeremy Kyle Show Stage Audience

    in The Corner

    Posted

     

    LOVELIEST of trees, the cherry now
    Is hung with bloom along the bough,
    And stands about the woodland ride
    Wearing white for Eastertide.
     
    Now, of my threescore years and ten,        5
    Twenty will not come again,
    And take from seventy springs a score,
    It only leaves me fifty more.
     
    And since to look at things in bloom
    Fifty springs are little room,        10
    About the woodlands I will go
    To see the cherry hung with snow.

    Soppy cunt. 

  9. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    did you auction off your blue 3 wheeler ?

    I did think of you Ed while I was standing around the rostrum. A bod pushed in a Sinclair C5 and I could just see your fat fucking head circling your suburban semi's makeshift carriage driveway. 

  11. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    1: An absolute fucking cunt of the highest order.

    2: being a boring, repetitive, fantasist twat.

     

    Never mind all that, decimus.. friend. I've been at BCA Blackbushe all day wearing my Burberry car dealers coat. I bought two 18 month old vw golfs for the kids for just over 20k. I was quite pleased with that. 

  12. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    But we all know you will never meet anyone from this site Frank.

    You haven't left your house since 1989, and you are not going to do so ever again. You have all your essentials - shopping, y-fronts and pornography - delivered direct to your door by a combination of social workers and the few remaining compassionate neighbours on your street you haven't yet penis-windmilled.

    What is the best you can hope for at this point? That you might be featured, for a few minutes in one of those documentaries about folks who die alone in their bedsits and aren't discovered for 3 years?

    You will perish without a solitary friend or loving relative, only to then bio-degrade, through the sofa and onto the old wooden floorboards, into a pile of unidentifiable mush.

    I very briefly got excited when I glimpsed at the length of the above... braced myself for laughter. 

    Rubbish. 

     

  14. snoopers charter

    in The Corner

    Posted

    You can't shit without someone knowing about it.

    I'd be interested to know what they think of this site and you can bet the look at it.

    Facebook is still a cunt.

    I think that most would agree that I'm a fairly easy going sort of chap... nothing really rattles me. 

    My main weakness is the extraordinary lack of tolerance I have towards the truly thick. If I ever get the chance to meet you, I will pummel you in the face with both fists until I stop. 

  16. Bullshitting cunts

    in The Corner

    Posted

    I made a post and it disappeared. I wasn't slating anybody, is there another server sync issue?

    It's just monotonous shite over and over with you, wiz. I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say, with respect, that you serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Every inch a repugnant, redundant berk of the very highest order.

    Stick your server sync issues up your arse.

     

  18. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted

    It would appear that the sites resident  Mark Kermode imitator has yet again taken time out of his busy middle- aged schedule of drinking himself to death to pass comment on the standard of CC content. If I wanted to be regaled with tales of chronic alcoholism from a Scottish bore, I'd read Alex Ferguson's autobiography. Or maybe it's just all contrived made up bollocks and he's actually a lightweight, tedious moron trying to live up to the "hilarious" stereotype of the hard drinking jock. Pillock.

    Releasing your three day pent-up emotions on poor defenceless Jackie is fucking weak in the extreme. I can't imagine what he'll come back with. Shit. 

  19. the first fucking christmas Ad.

    in The Corner

    Posted

    Sigh....Its here again, seen the first Ad of what is going to be the annual cuntfest that is Christmas,  It was from ASDA and I expect will be followed by the usual suspects that have turned this into an absolute fucking nightmare.

    My absolute  hatred is reserved for those really crapshite ones from the perfume/aftershave companies....I would happily execute the red rim glasses wearing ad executives who think these are acceptable for general broadcast.....you know the ones..Hugo Bastard Boss, Calvin Cunt Klein, Dickhead Dior, Arsehole Armani. Boring repetitive vile cunts      

    Pile of shit.

  22. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted

    Hmm, possibly but he can still articulate his POV and criticise but just do it sensibly and leave my bathroom bits out of it. Also, and this applies not just to Decs, but punters need to know when to stop harping on.

    Understood. As dope luke rightly says, he's put it in and up me so many times, I am practically destitute. Today was an opportunity to have a little dig at him without retaliation. I'm no match for that man's intellect.

  23. Free the Norwich One (down with this sort of thing)

    in The Corner

    Posted

    Right... I look at Deeboms post and it says I've liked it.... even though I didn't manage a "successful like"... if you like...

    Ideas?

    Not a fucking sausage.... unless it's a tear in the time/space continuum...?

    What's the thinking behind all of this carrying on, dingalong? If you've 'modded a few places', one might assume you'd have the foresight to let it fucking go on a Sunday evening. Idiot.

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