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Frank

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  1. Human rights do not come into the equation. There isn't any room for sentiment in business.

    Proper this admin-bod role seems to suit you down to the ground... a gambling conniving pig in shit. By doing absolutely fucking nothing whatsoever, you've got the site running sweeter than gobbie's sugar puff dirt-box hairy. With you at the helm, I'm tempted to make a nom!

  2. it would seem the administrators bar is coming down so newbie cunts don't get asked to 'raise their game'. I'm off to MumsNet to give someone an unadministrated cunting.

    Good idea Drew. Go and show them mums all those multi-response lists in different fonts and colours you have in your arsenal. You total fucking cretin

  3. There's probably something in that as the only gay bar in the town I live has closed down. It was called 'Honchos' complete with a dark room where they could carry out their dirty deeds in privacy. I don't know where they're carrying out their dirty deeds now as I haven't seen any of it being carried out in 'straight' cafes.

    I think you'll find that cocks and arses are being relentlessly pounded and spat on right under your snooty homophobic nose. Wimp. 

  4. I was at the point of noming Nick Abbot instead of the Steve Allen atrocity as Nick Abbott is the second most load of crap on LBC. Maybe that's why his show is slotted at the dead of night where he can offend as few people as possible with his inane shit stinking puerile crap talk. Ian Collins is the best thing since slice bread on the station with James O'Brien coming in as runner up. O'Brien is a love to hate entity that rubs me up the wrong on a daily basis, has some good points but are for the most the utterings of a over privileged hypocritical wanker with lefty liberal credentials that seems to live within a completely different realm of reality to most of his listeners. Given all that we've both said, LBC is probably the best radio station out there and has been for decades, wouldn't you agree?

    I don't think I like your tone. 

  5. Wife, GF, mistress, granny, whoever, running into these cunts is an assault on the senses!  I would like to get through just ONE fucking week without these imbeciles invading the pub, or the market, or the petrol station, or anyplace else I need to conduct business.  I don't care if they do this shit in their own home, it's when they're prancing and sashaying down the path into the pub with their aforementioned bird right along, and they claim to have lost a bet, or are dressing up to support womens suffrage, you know it's a load of bollocks.  They take to singing transvetite favorites like It's Raining Men, and the catalogue of Village People shit.  Fuck help you if have to go to the gents and one of them clicks their way in on their high heels and start to whinge about the thong riding up, or the pantyhose chafing their bollocks or their bra doesn't fit right while you're trying to just have a piss in peace.  Frank, you know what I'm talking about, you're still on the mend from the kicking you took last week, why do you do it?  Me and my lovely wife don't go to the pub often, but when we do, we most certainly do not want to be accosted by these miserable fucking cunts who surrender any and all male traits for the enjoyment of some bird that just wants to humiliate them.  

    Ooh, you are awful... but I like you. Shit. 

     

  6. You forgot the margerine fiasco... neatly swept under the carpet....

    They wouldn't fucking dare!!!!

    Shhh... this is simply a ploy to make sure there are no backsliders over there... leaves all the more bacon for us sensible people...

    German scientists also proved that the Aryan race was superior to everyone else... just saying...

    When I worked for the health service, I had the full report from the Lancet (iirc) proving that 1 to 2 glasses of red wine every day improved your health massively, and that the negatives were minor enough to enable you to simply eat an extra portion of fruit & veg to counterbalance it, tomatoes being the veg of preference for some reason...

    Wish I'd kept it...

    These multi-response listings of yours create a null and void. With respect, you come across like a wet fish... with a tick. Lyme disease?

  7. I'm beginning to suspect you have either hacked my account or are using a Multi ID. I should report you at once. I do not make snide comments nor slate other members of the corner.

     I never got any of this shit from Punk or Tot.

    It's probably best that you fuck off before embarrassing yourself any further. I laugh at drunks... not with them. 

    Speaking of drunks, the Judge hasn't been on for a while. 

  8. You could write a million words on here about how superior you are and how thick everyone else is and it could be the most eloquent, well-written and thought-provoking piece ever written. And after the last full-stop, you know what? You're just someone on a website, the same as everyone else.

    Brilliant... (out of likes)

  9. And I take back any previous harsh words said against MikeD or Proper. Neither of them could be called dullards, nor post suicide inducing boring Noms. Everything is rosy in CC.  

    I'm not sure if I like your tone, Jackie. You come on here with your cynical views, bringing up old long forgotten noms that you know full well have got me into hot water. I've worked ruddy hard to prove to the mods, and myself, that I can be trusted and, at the same time, inspiring. 

    Having said that, I must add that I have never ever ever... ever, crossed paths with someone as stupendously thick as Snatch. Apart from Ape...Ding...Gong... Wiz...Mike........

     

  10. It's a tough one Jackie. I'm loving the Corner and haven't really got a nasty word to say about anyone. It might be something to do with being on Chiclana beach for the next three months. Ape must go in... but that surely goes without saying. 

    If I had to choose one, it would be that dry and sly two faced double ID fence sitter.... Bawsey/Darkseid. What a worm. 

    In hindsight Jackie, it was probably a little harsh to suggest that Ape was a flid. Anyone who can produce a gem of a nom such as 'Drivers of cars with misaligned headlights' should not be boxed. No sir. 

     

  11. I think we all have something to contribute here Frank.....I do however feel that you should consider contributing silence. It takes effort to be a cunt and at the moment you are not cutting the mustard. Being a cunt is not the same as being a repetitive boring retard, a trait  which you obviously possess in abundance. So come on sort yourself out man.  

    Fair do's

  12. They're not half as stupid, thick and cuntish as you are. You're bigger cunt than they are... you cunt.

    I remember when Ape first joined us. He was total rubbish and showed no promise whatsoever. Now after what seems like a fucking lifetime, he has all but dried up into a little creme prune noisette puff.. drier than gobbie's ex-cocksucking cleft palate. 

  13. I just emptied my sack, but I don't think she's good enough to make me come twice.

    I've only managed the double once in my life, baws. I used to see a sweet Thai lady in Clerkenwell on Wednesday's who had the cutest, roundest bum you could ever imagine. I used to bang it until I stopped. She was double jointed and could provide a sensitive yet deep tissue body2body massage whilst having her face pumped off from behind. Can you picture that?

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