Frank

What you are saying then is that, through virtue of being a complete fucking cunt to you and everyone else, I have saved your life?

What is more noble than saving another man's life? Very little I say.

How can I stay away when I have such important work to do? This is my calling. 

I've always liked you Withers old boy.

Overlysensitivefaggots.com. He said he didn't like Pinkpanda69's hair.

It's all part of the service, Withers, you filthy French tosser. A customer satisfaction survey is in the post, along with 50 paracetamol, a sharp razor blade and a noose.

I have given a lot of thought to what Stickers has said and agree with him 100% . I do this with great reluctance as he is in reality a prize cunt... From the day I joined he and that Gobshite from Norwich gave me a thorough cunting relentlessly. Was I bothered  , not one bit of it , it kept me cheerful through a very worrying time. This site isn't for the fainthearted p.c brigade , it is for people who can take the knocks. This is what makes CC unique . This morning I told a newbie to shove his musical instrument up his arse. The post was deleted. For fucks sake wise up , get things back to 'normal' , and have pity on Stickers ( I have seen what the advanced stages of syphilis do to the brain ). 

I'm not putting teeth in for anyone.

That sounds rather charming Pen. If I'm very honest, I'm not sure if you're the gobbie type who'd be happy to wear my bukkake mask. I'm not overly concerned over how many teeth you may or may not have. 

Well for fucksake scrotes, what does he think it's for? Frank's quick enough to take the piss. And yes, the wife declined my generous offer of a semen breakfast. Again. 

I am nominating myself. After 28 straight days of 'radio' treatment and swallowing loads of medication to protect my vitals I was VERY constipated. My doctor offered me more pills to help move things along. I declined and said I would deal with it naturally. Mid morning today I ate 2 tins of saag aloo , washed it down with 2 cans of Guinness and had 6 green figs for dessert. At 4 p.m. I jumped down from my tractor and upon landing  followed through. There is no way of salvaging my skivvies and the missus will be hosing my jeans for the foreseeable future. I truly am a stupid filthy cunt.

I'm into F1. Here goes: James Cunt I mean Hunt, Barry Sheen, Nicki whatsisname (caught on fire a couple of times), Damon Hull (his dad was a driver as well as having his han up an emu puppets arse), Jill Villynerve, Ayrton Senna and that boring bastard with the moustache...Manson I think his name was. Oh ok. I know fuck all about F1

I know everything. 

That's Dorchester train station.

A. I am washing my hair.

2. I would rather shove my minge through a high speed electric mincer.

and D. Fuck off.

Noted. 

I was in Exeter yesterday Frank .. how did we miss each other?

 

Shouldn't be too difficult to get a restraining order. His bail conditions must be a mile long.

You are Charlie Dimmock - I claim my £5

The NRA also like to assert that this right is enshrined in the Constitution and is therefore sacrosanct and inviolable. Er, what part of "Amendment" don't these cunts understand? Just amend it back again.

  

Guns are like cars, it's some of the cunts driving them that kill people not the cars themselves. That's that put into perspective once and for all.

As some of you may recall, I went abroad earlier this year. I chose a Spanish island... I had forgotten how rampantly overrun with English bottom feeding, Daily Mail reading Northerners they are, but only have my lapse in judgement to blame.

Anyway, one night we were drinking in a bar playing some pool. It was about 1.30 in the morning. The place was trying to be a bit of a club rather than a bar, so the room was dark, with quite loud music, shitty 'disco' lighting etc. etc. What I'm getting at is it was an adult environment, not suited to any kind of infant presence, especially in the early hours.

Two small English children turn up, both of them under 10 years old. They begin running round this pool room, screaming, shouting, jumping and being a complete fucking unchecked irritation. Their parents are absolutely nowhere to be seen. 

We decide these little cunts have basically ruined our night, and as it is nearing two o'clock, we might turn in for the night once we finish the current game of pool.

I'm on the black pot - I lower my chin to the cue, then I feel something hit the back of my foot. One of the little cunts has run straight into my leg which was sticking out behind me as I was reading myself for the shot.

I look over my other shoulder just in time to see the small fucker fly face first into the floor. The speed at which he was jovially running meant there was absolutely no chance in hell the under-developed urchin could use his hands to break the fall.

Bawling, screaming, floods of tears. And that was just the sound of me and my mates laughing.

He ran straight outside to his utterly inept mother, who seemed more concerned about ordering another cocktail than sorting out the ever-increasing bump on the front of his head. I almost felt sorry for the wee wretch.

Needless to say, we played a few more games of pool in relative peace and high spirits, before returning home.

Yes I have "liked" some of your noms when the banned is a complete and utter fuckwit. For example Frank. (Who I see has been allowed back if it is the same prick). Your humour is non existent Roops old girl. Respect has to be earned and democracy only exists by those who have the power. If your menopausal or not I neither know nor care but power crazy you are.

Don't get me wrong here,I don't dislike you as I don't know you personally. I can't show love or hate to an internet persona.,someone that doesn't affect my life. I just don't like the way you moderate.

You suspect your banning record is no worse than others but even your not sure.

You still go on about bullying,you have no idea obviously of real bullying. The poor little newbies. They should be adults,not fresh out of junior school. So he lost it,just goes to show what he will be like in weeks and months to come. He showed his true colours early. So maybe the "bullying" as you so call it works. You know what to expect of him in the future.

Thats my opinion like it or not. Which you probably don't. Not that I really give a monkeys bollock.

And stop saying guys unless your some American fuckwit.

If you don't like a comment by someone new how about ignoring it?

If you approve of a comment either give it a 'like' or compliment them.

Then see how things go from there as it's only a website, for fuck sake.

 

There is Barnet, New Barnet and by the time you have built your workhouse for the Joey's Frank, I suppose we will have Even Newer Barnet.

 

I suppose this is stating the obvious but everyone was new once.

Not quite... oysters are a pile of snot, not shit...

...and andouille make our sausages look like prime pork ... they are, however, fucking delicious.... I just don't think about what goes in them too much...

silly boring cunt, fuck off you're well past you're sell by date.