Frank

Someone put a few shillings in the box to drown this bore out.

I'm afraid you'll have to try harder than that. Third rate attempt at pychological provocation to do what you want me to do, from a fourth rate, no mark cunt. Keep trying though, just like a stopped clock is right twice a day, at some point something other than absolute interminable bollocks will no doubt be posted by you.

 

Music for grown ups,most underrated British songwriter of all time

What's the betting the daft cunt will do it a third time? I've got £100 burning a hole I my pocket. 

To use one of your catchphrases in entirely the right context, I like you, Frank...a lot.

But fuck me you're predictable, I could have predicted that entire post word for word from the minute Stickers replied to me. You're about as subtle as a Josef Fritzl rooftop barbecue. For fuck sake sort yourself out and suprise us all for once. A nomination would be nice. Nothing too original or thought provoking mind you, perhaps a rehash of Frank's box of flids.

This is probably your worst ever post. I hate religion as much as the next semi-intelligent, logical person but I think your idea is as unenforceable as it is overly authoritarian. 

Will do Scotty, checking it now. Got one for you too. You were right about my illness - I died of cancer 2 months ago,

 

Proper is now an admin?  Now there's an act of deranged cuntery if ever there was. Let me be the first to offer congratulations!

Suck my cock......hard.

I don't always wear my hat. Never a knee jerk, just been playing you along the last 8 months you dopey cunt. Of course, no apologies you thick cunt.

Bye.

I'm afraid I won't tolerate that sort of language from a knee jerking fucking hat wearer. Idiot. 

And keep it that way cunt.

The only record that matters is his unchanged record. He has sat on the outside for the last 6 months plus looking in and seen the content and moderation of the site has changed. All the moderators have worked consistently to achieve this aim, combined with the fact we always give people a chance to try again if they fall foul of the rules. He can't leave it alone. I foolishly thought he had sufficient intelligence to make this observation, I was wrong for letting him back on and I won't be repeating this mistake.

You make this up shit up as you go along don't you?   

 BTW, I don't reside in Holland, north or south, they're just provinces, I reside elsewhere in the Netherlands. It''s funny how only the thick and hard of understanding seem to make that mistake. So what does that tell us about you Mr Thicky?

Good wine at lunch time?

Crank what was that? Come on man, that was a bit foolish after your recent critique above. I may be shit, but you could be so much better. Fuck!

Best not, as the cunt will be carrying at least one knife. It's a jungle out there.

Probably for the same reasons that you don't.

So, this saturday, I had the pleasure of hosting my sister, her drip of a husband, and her cunt son. I can just about handle my sister, she's prozac'd out of her tiny brain half of the time and pissed out of her skull the other. Her husband is the sort of wet fish described by bomber in his dreadlocks thread. Whilst he hasn't opted for the full Marley, he's a Billy Bragg loving, vegan twat.

My nephew, the speccy little prick, is perhaps the biggest cunt I have yet to ever encounter. I realise it's not entirely normal to hate a 9 year old, but he's a fucking tyrant. Tell the cunt to sit down, he'll stand up and piss over the carpet. Tell him to go to sleep, and before you know it he's invited the local junkies round and you find yourself awake at two in the morning listening to jungle music. Apparently though, he can't help it, because he's been diagnosed with oppositional defiant disorder. It's a genuine psychological disorder apparently, where a child cannot help it but to not do what he's told. 

I thought my sister was fucking having me on until I googled it. Another example of wet blanket Britain, where a cunt can no longer be called a cunt because there's always some sort of pseudo-psychological crutch for them to lean on. He's just a naughty little shit, but one who will unfortunately now think that is acceptable because he's got "a disease". I fucking despair.

P.S. Before you crack another "hilarious" Norfolk joke, Drew, the reason that the kid is a humongous cunt is not because he is the product of incest between my sister and I.

Another contrived pile of shit. Why do you bother? 

No, it's a technique low cost council paki doctors use to get old, stretched out slappers back out on the street corners.  Shove one ham deep into the old tart's minge, and pull out the bone.  Voila, one semi-tight prossie suitable for pin dick's like Frank.  

Unusual for me I know, but it's got to be zero tolerance on this one.