Frank

I know everything. 

That's Dorchester train station.

A. I am washing my hair.

2. I would rather shove my minge through a high speed electric mincer.

and D. Fuck off.

Noted. 

I was in Exeter yesterday Frank .. how did we miss each other?

 

Shouldn't be too difficult to get a restraining order. His bail conditions must be a mile long.

You are Charlie Dimmock - I claim my £5

The NRA also like to assert that this right is enshrined in the Constitution and is therefore sacrosanct and inviolable. Er, what part of "Amendment" don't these cunts understand? Just amend it back again.

  

Guns are like cars, it's some of the cunts driving them that kill people not the cars themselves. That's that put into perspective once and for all.

As some of you may recall, I went abroad earlier this year. I chose a Spanish island... I had forgotten how rampantly overrun with English bottom feeding, Daily Mail reading Northerners they are, but only have my lapse in judgement to blame.

Anyway, one night we were drinking in a bar playing some pool. It was about 1.30 in the morning. The place was trying to be a bit of a club rather than a bar, so the room was dark, with quite loud music, shitty 'disco' lighting etc. etc. What I'm getting at is it was an adult environment, not suited to any kind of infant presence, especially in the early hours.

Two small English children turn up, both of them under 10 years old. They begin running round this pool room, screaming, shouting, jumping and being a complete fucking unchecked irritation. Their parents are absolutely nowhere to be seen. 

We decide these little cunts have basically ruined our night, and as it is nearing two o'clock, we might turn in for the night once we finish the current game of pool.

I'm on the black pot - I lower my chin to the cue, then I feel something hit the back of my foot. One of the little cunts has run straight into my leg which was sticking out behind me as I was reading myself for the shot.

I look over my other shoulder just in time to see the small fucker fly face first into the floor. The speed at which he was jovially running meant there was absolutely no chance in hell the under-developed urchin could use his hands to break the fall.

Bawling, screaming, floods of tears. And that was just the sound of me and my mates laughing.

He ran straight outside to his utterly inept mother, who seemed more concerned about ordering another cocktail than sorting out the ever-increasing bump on the front of his head. I almost felt sorry for the wee wretch.

Needless to say, we played a few more games of pool in relative peace and high spirits, before returning home.

Yes I have "liked" some of your noms when the banned is a complete and utter fuckwit. For example Frank. (Who I see has been allowed back if it is the same prick). Your humour is non existent Roops old girl. Respect has to be earned and democracy only exists by those who have the power. If your menopausal or not I neither know nor care but power crazy you are.

Don't get me wrong here,I don't dislike you as I don't know you personally. I can't show love or hate to an internet persona.,someone that doesn't affect my life. I just don't like the way you moderate.

You suspect your banning record is no worse than others but even your not sure.

You still go on about bullying,you have no idea obviously of real bullying. The poor little newbies. They should be adults,not fresh out of junior school. So he lost it,just goes to show what he will be like in weeks and months to come. He showed his true colours early. So maybe the "bullying" as you so call it works. You know what to expect of him in the future.

Thats my opinion like it or not. Which you probably don't. Not that I really give a monkeys bollock.

And stop saying guys unless your some American fuckwit.

If you don't like a comment by someone new how about ignoring it?

If you approve of a comment either give it a 'like' or compliment them.

Then see how things go from there as it's only a website, for fuck sake.

 

There is Barnet, New Barnet and by the time you have built your workhouse for the Joey's Frank, I suppose we will have Even Newer Barnet.

 

I suppose this is stating the obvious but everyone was new once.

Not quite... oysters are a pile of snot, not shit...

...and andouille make our sausages look like prime pork ... they are, however, fucking delicious.... I just don't think about what goes in them too much...

silly boring cunt, fuck off you're well past you're sell by date.

cuntsticks. Cancel that last post.Chef is after my bottom. Help!

I think the new found freedom will last until i decide otherwise. What is the mysterious secret of this site? Will I get murdered in my bed by a load of ninja cunts. I am here to enjoy myself and not take it too seriously. I am proud of my black belt in Socratic Irony. It is time to take sides. You are either not with me or you are against me. Either way you are a total cunt.

It's a shame that as of now I'm going on an extended cunters sabbatical, Franco. As much as I truly fucking despise myself for admitting it, the site has been lacking something since you most recently got fucked off. What that something is, I'll leave you to determine. Look after Manky in my absence, he may come across as a disgustingly crass, northern simpleton, but he's got potential. He reminds me of a young Jacko. Au revoir for now, I'll dream of you frolicking among the fields of barley.

what a bunch of cunts.

What I like is the anonymity of the site. Any cunt could walk past me in the street, blissfully unaware that hours earlier I was slagging them to fuck. Who needs .multiple accounts. We can all be who we want to be. I feel I can tell who I would get on in real life from their style of abuse on this site. And that's none of you fuckers. Cunts to a man. Or woman.

At long last. I said something like this and got torn apart. So thanks spotter