Frank
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You'd hardly need to be Edward Snowden to expose the most obvious ID since Starcross Stan, but thanks anyway.
Darkseid registered on the "old" guest site on 30/03/2014 when the "main" site was separate. There was no intention to deceive; I deliberately used the same email address, and cleared it first with Mrs Roops before posting. Spot knew this as well, because the duplicate email was an issue when I had to register my "real" ID after the old site got ripped a new one last summer and the two were combined. As I recall he actually got the previous Admin to sort it out in the end, A few of the punters were well aware too.
Move along folks, nothing to see.
cunt.
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Why has he got the hump? He's been acting like a fucking lunatic again, and has no one to blame but himself for getting put in the cooler.
Ape you can't surely be for real. Tell me there's a real person in there..
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While we're on the subject of Jazz, has he been suspended again?
Paraplegic Jazz.. aka PJ, has been admitted to Dixons to have a new nose pad affixed to his integrated keyboard.
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And looking on in disgust as Frank/Felipe (or whatever the dozy cunt currently calls itself) ingests his third pint of semen through the glory hole in trap two.
It's only a temporary position Ape. Sleep on it.
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Another multi ID scandal? Jazz! JAZZ!
Bawsey?
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Phillipe and Bill pose for the camera
Don't take it to heart minkey.. my tinky winky stinky tinker. If you could just open your one boss-eye, you'd see that Bill is really very fond of you. He's just a little timid. You may be oceans apart intellectually, but with his insecurities and your knowledge of absolutely fucking nothing whatsoever, I can see you both at the altar.... Bill in his rented suit and patent pointed shoes, you in your straw and poly fifth generation hand-me-down. Eddiwina and Decimus as bridesmaids, Jazz best man, Jackie behind the bar, Judge on the door, Snatch on banjo, Spot on bass... Ape attending toilets.
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Is that a pair of binoculars on the top shelf behind the double bass Spotto?
"Bird" watching again were you?
The old bastard needs those binnies to see the fretboard on his plinka. He can knock out any tune on that thing when his rheumatism is not playing up... so long as it's Mull of Kintyre.
My God Snatch you're thick.. with respect.
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And where the fuck are Jazz and I in all this? You're not leaving us in port after making us fight like cat and dog, competing for your love and acceptance. You've got responsabilities...Jazz is expecting. From the looks of her it's twins.
Good morning decimus. I'm out with the Leica this morning in Vejer de la Frontera on a shoot for Paris Match. El Palmar this afternoon. Any photo requests? Life is great in Andalucia. Shit.
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Four.
Any history?
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Get a rheum, minkeys..
Picture the scene dingalong - Bill and I on the Sunseeker throughout the summer. Fully staffed... Judge at the helm, Jackie behind the bar... Ape attending toilets. Whores Gobbie and Gyppo will meet us weekly in Peurto Banus for face fucking, Cava, jamón ibérico and other foul play. Bill will eventually kill gyppo by asphyxiation.
Meanwhile, here's Snatch on banjo...
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She is an arrogant negress who once spent $1,400 on a pair of shoes and hates America
She's a very elegant lady.
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Well bugger me, my apologies Frank me old
mate.
Not at all Bill. I like you.. a lot. Every day's a school day.
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Are we supposed to be impressed by your rudimentary grasp of French?
Never mind that it is limited to one word, spelled wrong (salope is by its very nature feminine, and so an E is suffixed you philistine).
No doubt you picked up this lingo during your imaginary foray around the country earlier this year.
Or are you under the mistaken belief that I hail from Shropshire?
'Never mind that it is limited to one word, spelled wrong (salope is by its very nature feminine, and so an E is suffixed you philistine)'..
Incorrect cockchomper. Salop (pronounced sallo).. https://fr.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/salop
No need for an apology. Just accept it and then simply fuck off. Smuggy little tartée
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Sorry, I couldn't find one where the graffiti said "is a cunt".
Don't flatter the smuggy salop. Can you expand on this a little?
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I add pic of a cunt of a job. The manufacture and fitting of a new scratch plate to my Ibanez Johnny Smith L5. The fucking thing took days to make.
Absolutely gorgeous, Cuntspot. Two or three seater?
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I think it is about time you called the Totfuck and asked him when he is coming back.
never heard of her.
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Your loathing of tenants seems to be a recurrent theme now (or you have world's first case of digital Tourettes). What happened to make you hate people who rent a property Frank?
Was it because your wife left you, and you had to rent out the spare room in your house to make ends meet? She no doubt snapped after one too many nights of staring at the ceiling, while you tried and failed to thumb in a softy, after 9 pints of Stella and a few lines of speed down the local pool hall.
Your new lodger, however, quickly usurped you in terms of popularity among your friendship group. This was despite him once being described as a "thoroughly unlikable cunt" by a judge who convicted him. Your chums were most impressed by his ability to snort absurdly large lines of your Ketamine, racked up in the shape of Harry Potter's famous scar.
Once again my petit salop, you have overcooked your retort and left me all in a spin.. and a little underwhelmed. You are in fact rubbish in every respect.
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Yet another nonsensical load of old bollocks from the Mayor of Cunt County. Dressage makes far more sense to me than whatever that sentence was supposed to convey.
How much money are you donating to the site from your monthly benefits, to stop the administrators from barring you and your demented offerings?
It makes perfect sense.. no? Tenant scum.
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I got more laughs out of my Mum dying. His new character is just as shit. I would express more anger if I had it; it seems to be replaced by pure pity, that somewhere in the world there is someone somewhere typing that utter fucking shit. What a fucking cunt.
The poor sod must be suffering. I guess he had it coming.... revenge of the zombies.
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Oops, little error, aimed clearly at the judge, no need for insults ding old chap.
poof
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Bollocks , i fucked that up. Where was i? Oh yeah......congratulations on an excellent summary of this Hitler worshipping saddo. However, he is obviously no new meat ; quite clearly he understands this site's demographic only too well.
I can almost smell the scent of you about to have a pop at our Bill. You're certainly dragging it out, old-timer. He's a real challenge you know...
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No need to patronize me Your Reverence. We both know this is hardly some stunning insight on my part. Still, at least you have finally decided to stand up for your beliefs and stop backtracking like the other wankers. You have my respect for that, although i suspect it means fuck all to you.
The Rev's silence is golden.
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Nostradmaus, eat your fucking heart out!
Good show bawsey.. although somewhat hit and miss. Malaysian 370 and MH17 to name but two.
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You obviously haven't seen his Trevor Mcdonut routine, pure comedy gold.
Veedon Fleece?
A picture tells a thousand words
in The Corner
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... just to clarify, that's me on the left.