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Frank

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  1. ​Good evening Frank. Just so you know for future reference, I don't like chips. Pringles . . . the only way to serve a spud. I could eat them off your naked hairy arse all night long.

    ooh.. you dirty whore. I'd have your little spud head hanging over the end of the bed whilst I pump out the dip-wick double two time. Peabo Bryson on 12 inch. Good evening sweetpea.

     

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  2. Wherever big money is involved there's corruption. Like flies on a turd.

    ... and where there's a bag of chips, a plinka-plonka and an old trawlerman's hairy... there's Gobbie. Like honey to a bee. Shit.

     

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  3. Eddie -  Its fucking true I tell yer. What the fuck would be wrong with 'Drive-Through A&E' ?

    Similar to McDonalds: You pull up at the serving/diagnosis hatch. Show the cunt the axe stuck in your head, drive around to the check-out point, pick-up yer ointment & napkin and a Happy Toy,with a Thick-Shake thrown in to boot. Prob solved.  

    ​Idiot.

  4. ​well done Frank, another gem, you really are a intolerable little man,at least you never mentioned your make believe boat, or that I should kill myself, an improvement moron. 

    Rise above it, Ed. Tolerate. Thicko. 

  5. Frank, you seem in a tizz, you're not your usual easygoing self. Has the bag split again? Surely not onto your brand new BHS corduroys? I told you not to buy white, you're not Barry fucking Gibb.

    What on earth has become of this place, Decimus? A talented wordsmith like you allowing the awful cry baby Eddie to post daily trite, is nothing short of criminal. I want him dead. 

  6. Indeed yourself, no one in this thread is having a pop at him for fighting for civil rights, it's the racism he showed that people were commenting on.Ali turned into a full blown racist, In fact the nation of islam does call for separation, actually wants to be provided with land just for blacks. So its all rather confusing, ali wanted to eat in white only restaurant and rightly found it deeply offensive and unjust when refused service went on to join a group that called for separation. 

    ali would have better off with Dr King instead of the racist bone heads at the nation of islam, who incidentally hated Dr King. 

    Read Autobiography of Malcolm X,  when Malcolm see through the nation's racist bullshit he was banned, Ali his life long friend dropped him, Malcolm then went on record regretting introducing ali to the group. Racism is racism, or do you only find it offensive coming from a white person? 

    You almost skipped into a little melody with that one, Ed. 'Racism is racism'..... noted. Cretin. 

  7. Ha ha frank you are a deluded, fantasist, repetitive cunt , that's let's be honest, has run out of ideas. Why don't you tell me to kill myself again, that is hilarious. Failing that how about waffling on about your make believe boat, the only difference between you and punkape is he is slightly entertaining.

    Yes, you've already mentioned that. You're getting a little heated, Ed. I only wanted to verify that I was dealing with a youth. I'll move on. xx

  8. Change the record you witless boring toad, you was not funny before you were sent down , even less funny now.

    I making no attempt at humour dear boy... I'm long gone. Cunts on here allowing a vacuous little shite like you to carry on, is just a little... disappointing. No offence. 

  9. Says the fantasist wanker with his bullshit stories , fuck off back to the basement wank stain 

    Fair do's Ed. However, If you're honest with your dire self, you'll agree that you are punching a little above your weight. Idiot. 

  10. Dicky Boom Boom of Alpine Glazing in Stanmore taught the Whittaker how to correctly whistle 'Cavatina'. Most people simply blow a tune willy nilly with no regard to technique. It's all in the sucking. Saps. 

  11. ​Racist bastard!!  You can't say "the new black"...!!!

    Oh sorry, Judy is around to do that itself...

     

    Frank.. I'm suprised you bother with the Bulls, it's far too full of fucking tourists these days who think daddies credit card answers every problem... even the Health & Safety crew are trying to fuck that one up... For a day trip I suggest Puente la Reina, the little cafe by the bridge does a wonderful veal stew for the pilgrims.., the town has a similar bull festival, but I can't for the life of me remember what date it is... much better than the oversubscribed Pamplona one..

    Very few tourists in Seville. ​I saw José Tomas in Nimes a few years back… the spic took eleven ears and a tail in one afternoon. Marvellous.

     

     

  12. ​Dear oh dear Frank. If i may quote from 'The Elephant Man" ........"You wanna be more sociable mate.....you'll get yourself disliked". Fuck me Frank, do i have to tell you everything you knob?

    An old mincer of your standing should not be reduced to trading insults with the likes of kid Snatch. There's thick, then there's thick... then there is Snatch. Good morning. 

  13. I'm currently in Lanzarote. Have you moored your yacht nearby? If so I'm willing to put on my best frock and gold sandals and sup wine on your quarter deck with you

    More or less nearby... Seville-Cadiz-Veyer-Tarifa. Do you have a dusty dreadlocked and matted fanny like most of the travelling Brit-gyps in Spain? Fucking Bob Marley on loop, converted transit vans and unwashed toilet dodgers. 

  14. ​Good evening Frank, nice to see you've put your get out of jail free card to use. Not tonight I'm afraid, I'm just on my way out. But I did have a lump in my throat earlier today and I thought of you!

    ... probably some dried up old potato-chips stuck in your gob from the night before... you dirty whore. I won't ask again. 

  15. I confess, it was all a bit stressful for me. I coped by thinking "what would Francis do ?". So I drank the place half dry of good gin ( The Bermondsey ?, and the Ape & Bird ). Then I face fucked a strumpet and cried for lost love. The good people of London have accepted me as an equal, well, the cunts that relieved me of a small fortune in the space of a fortnight did, the fucking cockney cunts.

    Assuming you were dressed in your usual finery... flared and frayed stone-washed jeans, Stone Island military top and dirty shoes, your face fucking boast is at best questionable. I was in Seville for the start of the bullfighting season. How about you and Gobbie joining me in July for the Pamplona 'Running of the Bulls'. She'd deepthroat the legs of them hairy toro's. 

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