Bubba C

Neil, I like you, you seem like an alright sort for the most part. However, this shit can not go unmentioned. I live in a house as my knees and brain function normally. When I'm downstairs and need a piss or shit, I use the downstairs toilet, or cloakroom, if you will. Similarly, when upstairs and need to relieve myself, the bathroom is where I do my business. And if I want a wank, whichever floor I'm on, I just make sure the curtains are drawn and the dog isn't watching, he kills my vibe.

Did you tell her to fuck off?

Fuck you. I liked it. Congratulations on this milestone. You fucking absolute cunt.

Lost track at some point yesterday, Baws. I reckon I'll be able to take a piss test and be clear by the middle of April.

Many, many, men still touch that same vagina, Alfred. Mother Punkers is a slut cunt

Die

Fuck off

Abersychan.......?

Fair play. Still not the profession of choice. Now where the fuck are my hobnobs?

You work on a fucking cruise ship? I'm with Spots on this, you silly poof cunt.

Mike, can you PM Quincy a couple of jokes please? He's lost it.

Knew you'd like that one. The hair-brained jock us cooking up a reply as we speak. He's just having trouble with some cunt pressing the intercom button on his flat a second.

I'll do with them what I damn well fucking please.

An illiterate spastic crawls into a bar, the barman says "alright, Quince?"

Out of likes. Fuck knows what's going on. Dint worry about tomorrow, today, night, day, etc. This bank holiday has been one long, time fucked free-for-all, which has led to some brilliant nonsense on the corner. Good news for you, I'm off work until Thursday and still getting shit faced. I won't forget you made me chuckle. How could I? It's an occurrence as rare as Halley's Comet. Don't push your luck, I'm on the good brandy this evening.

You forgot the Welshman, you fucking cunt.

Also, I tried to 'like' this. I'll get you to a 1,000 tomorrow, Mike. Okay?

Go on, Mike. That's the spirit.

Fuck off, I have some class. A's, mostly.

Does your mum still give friends and family discount?

I'll take 3 cartons of Fox's creams, undamaged, you cheeky fat bastard.

No. Tell a joke to defuse the situation, quick.

Are you still trying to sell your share of the stash down the local? http://m.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/13344150.Theft_of___12_000_worth_of_biscuits_from_Cwmbran_factory_is__unprecedented_/

Isn't there a biscuit factory somewhere near?

Unfortunately not, my furry friend. Y Fenni is my place of birth. Now I reside in a pleasant village 'tween two big cities.