Bubba C

What exactly did 'she' want to try out? Having a snivelling little weasel huff away on her for 30 seconds and then it slide away into the shadows, scurrying off to tell anyone who'd listen (so nobody), how he 'managed to turn a lezza' or something equally as pathetic? What a truly sad individual you are, I think I speak on behalf of the people here when I say, quite bluntly, die.

Please get your car started, in a locked garage, sit comfortably, and die you boring, boring cunt.

I wondered where you picked up your semi intelligent posting fodder from. You really are disgraceful, aren't you?

But the funky smell isn't.

For fucks sake Ding, I thought this was sorted yesterday?

On this point, we shall have to agree to disagree, your point was not substantiated in any way, just some painful trot relating to your yeast factory of a penis. Top work on the Welsh cunt bit though.

What in the blue fuck sort of comment is that? Fucking hell, my attention was set squarely on Yorkshire where the multi-quote mong resides, resting his oddly square-shaped head in whatever soggy cardboard box he can find and calling it home. But Big Brother? I thought you had more about you than that, Manky? Maybe it's north of Birmingham where people start breeding a little too close to the gene pool and produce these sorts?

Can someone please explain what experience this big-nosed fad dieting cunt has to be able to present a documentary about the earths' wildlife? I've never understood the fascination with this camera junkie, it seems she will put her name to anything, well, except anything remotely interesting. (For QC) This cunt needs to be taken out and publicly anally fisted with an industrial size bottle of bleach, followed by a million pound weight drop on to her gurning face.

Mr Cockfingers, you're trying to seduce me......

After drubkenly trying to reattach the kitchen cupboard door that I painted earlier, for the last 30 minutes, it may be time to call it a night.

Without a shadow of a doubt, and as no fresh liquor has entered my system for 30 minutes and the haze has lifted, one question remains, what the fuck is the point of this nom? And don't get me started on James Franco......

No arse debauchery though, so I'll give the silly sod a 7 out of 10. In all seriousness, well, as much as one can muster with three quarters of a litre of bourbon in the system, I quite like this nom - although I feel it's quite Clarksonesque in its diatribe, 6/10 is my final offer.

I'm most definitely fucked then.

Where is the Yorkshire terrier? Don't worry about the nom, utter shit.

And they say chivalry is dead.

I'd try, but I think my efforts may be wasted, and I also got my wrist slapped by Ding for using the term 'spastic', the silly Yorkshire teapot. I am with you on this, the wife and I remain childless through choice, most of the time we enjoy ourselves with no burden, other than our dog. If/when we decide to procreate, we will limit ourselves to one mini-cunt, probably more for research purposes, to see if we can raise a non-cunt. I don't think it'd be fair, on child or world, to bring more seed into the shambles of a planet we inhabit.

I won't. The dopey northern sod has bored me to tears now.

Being a relative newcomer to the site, I don't want to offend anybody too much - however there's one thing that makes my shit itch more than anything, even more than the French, and that's the multi-quote cunt. Where do these silly twats come from? It's like they are doing their utmost to drag this site down with a sensory overload of repetitively mindless bilge. Nothing original I'm hasten to add, just taking other cunts comments and becoming a fucking humour vacuum by adding them all together with pointless little addendums and boring the life force out of people. If this nom pertains to you, please feel free to end it all, so that those with an IQ above that of a broken trowel can get on with our day. Thank you kindly

Multi quote all his recent multi quotes?

There's that, and the fact the silly northern pilchard is doing it wrong. All the fucking time.

It really isn't that difficult to make you look a buffoon, Dingy, your moronic ramblings remind me of my 4 year old niece when she doesn't get her own way.

It is clear to me, that you are a fucking idiot.

Fuck off you soppy cunt, there's no excuse for Ding. He's awful at life.

You're welcome, Frank.

Welcome to my world. He's a cunt. Fin