Bubba C

Does he just fist yours then?

Fucking hell, what a waste of time reading that, that was.

This shit seems to be the go to insult when someone is made to look a spastic, well done you.

Can you please clarify what the actual fuck you did then you monotonous cunt? You seem desperate to tell the world. That way, I can embarrass you further. PS- blatently?

Clark's Pies you slimy fucking oaf. Weirdly, I find your pathetic attempts at insults quite entertaining and it relieves the daily boredom of going through the motions (work and fecal). Still, I will no doubt get bored of you soon, that Ding Cunt has already made my interest wane, the illiterate twat who tries to regale us mere mortals with shit anecdotes of swinging his way through France and Spain with his missus/Thai sex bride. Did he call in for a coffee at your smelly hovel during his travels? You cunts really do deserve each other.

This tickled me more than it probably should have, but as I like foie gras I may have to let him have his way with the geese as long as his Camembert factory cock doesn't go near them.

Racist

I'd give you an F U, you cunt. Fuck me, it hurt hard didn't it? Being told that if you studied hard and wrote shit like some sort of poofy cunt, that you'd go on to big things. Yet here you are, being one of the least entertaining people on this site, typing up repetitive, crap insults when you manage to sneak outside in between wiping the tables at McDonald's, you odious pile of shit you Now, if you'd be so kind, please find the next passing bus and lie down in front of it.

Fucking die, you old cunt. I didn't realise that you could get a certificate in sucking off grubby old men who pretended to be teachers. Did you get an A*, you spunk gargling stain?

I'm sure you've never struggled with your anything coming out of your rear end due to the amount of toad spunk you've had launched up it by your froggy chums.

Sounds like a quiet night.

I managed a double hitter last year. My honeymoon consisted of a few nights in Dubai, followed by a week in The Maldives, stunning place, not great sewerage though. Before leaving the hotel in Dubai, after a few days of rich food and viagra, I managed to muck spray to such an extent that I heard the person wretching in the trap next to me. Whilst in The Maldives, I laid a cable of such colossal girth that it not only blocked my toilet, but also the whole drainage system along the neighbouring villas. My call to the reception was extremely embarrassing, but not as much as when 3 handymen arrived with plungers, rods and buckets to unplug the whole frothy mess in front of many passers-by.

I stand corrected.

Just heard the relatives of these cunts on the news asking people to buy the cunts music to 'fulfill the boys dreams of getting to number one'. Don't get me wrong, it must be terrible to lose a child, (although I'm sure it wasn't purely mechanical failure of their car that caused it), but expecting me to part with my hard-earned in order to line the pockets of the bereaved is a cunt-take on another level of cuntdom.

Maybe he could tweet about his trip? Wait, what was this nom about again? The floppy haired queen was unbearable hosting the BAFTAS last night, even his autocue failed to help him raise a laugh, although I'd probably struggle to read if my eyes were constantly blasted with teen boy spunk. Quincy, how do you get through the day with the above problem?

That's more like it. You modest cunt.

Don't lie.

A Masters in English? Is that what he told you? I'm guessing he's more an NVQ in being a worthless cunt, kind of guy.

Only because some English cunts thought they could run it better.

Who's this cunt?

Occasionally, perhaps. I'd have inserted a comma after the 'am'. Call me a pedant, call me a cunt. It's just the way I am. Thanks for listening.

Bono......?

Poor work, you plastic frog. I am staying firmly in the Idris Elba is a cunt camp, thank you very much. My post was a sarcastic laden, ah fuck it, I can't even be bothered to discuss how pointless your post was as I am just about to have a shit and as I've been backed up for a couple of days, am looking to commit my full energy to the task at hand.

Having never visited your home town, and vice versa, shall we just agree that you won't bore me to tears and I won't mention Bono?

Thanks for sticking up for me you cunt, it was a bit OTT, even for some of the cantankerous cunts that lurk menacingly in the shadows of this webshite