Bubba C

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've actually got no idea, RK, truly.

It's rare that a protracted argument full of bile and spite spirals out of control on The Corner without me taking part, so I decided I had to get involved in this out of principle and tradition.

I just wanted a piece of the action and to get into a row which would end in me inevitably calling someone a nonce.

Sorry.

If you’re using a phone, and have been drinking/got sausage fingers, then ‘nonce’ is very close to ‘mince’ when typed, so autocorrect could go either way. 
 

I only know this as I had to delete a message to the missus earlier as her heart must’ve stopped when I asked her to pick me up some nonce pies from Waitrose. 
 

I’m sure that’ll help you explain anything to the mods. As you were. 

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Considering how according to this I probably had more chance of dying by being hunted down and buggered to death by Frank, I'm more than slightly peeved at the general fucking inconvenience this shit has caused me over the last 21 months.

Not that I'm advocating the genocide of my elders, but perhaps crumbly cunts should have been locked up for months on end whilst the rest of us were allowed to go about our daily business with the total lack of fear these figures indicated we should have had.

What a shit show.

This is probably quite a high probability as he’s allegedly got his hands on proper’s whizz-bang IP locator, and is a sinister fucking creep to boot. 

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

I'll take the opportunity to bail out right now, thanks. Things in a fucking death spiral though.

Neither Billy or Roops can be convinced to back down, and I know you only included DC in the list because you want him dead.

Am I that transparent? 

At the risk of this site slowly dying due to the utter bollocks constantly posted between roadkill, billy, dyslexic and roops; is there even the slightest chance that you could all give it a fucking rest for a bit? 

Or, set yourselves up a group chat and not send the other corner members to sleep with this shit? 

Many thanks, 

Everyone else on the corner  

Lads? 

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You sound like you've been listening to Frank. This is the shite he usually comes out with. But with him it's all piss and wind. Let's see you actually carry out this threat. 

@Uncle Meatus, I warn you, when Gyps gets on the Malbec, she will utterly destroy you.  You’ve swiftly been found out as a lightweight (probable) virgin simpleton, with the IQ of a pencil sharpener, and this won’t be pretty for you. 
 

Take this advice with the good nature it’s intended and log off, get your mum to run you a nice warm bath, hop in and let her drop in a plugged in toaster to give you some extra bubbles, you stupid fucking wanker. 

Alright, lads? 

17 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said:

Raw nerve son, raw nerve.

Fuck off. 

31 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said:

It's not as unhygienic and dangerous as you wanking into your skinny, bulb headed, Somalian rent boy's horsefly bitten arse.

 

 

 

@Cuntybaws? 

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I spoke to Withers earlier. His geese hate Bubba.

He’s had a warning. If he shows his face on the corner again, he’s gonna get fucked up. 
 

I know you’re reading this, scrotes, you oily piece of shit. Fuck right off, you mongrel scum. 

3 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

@Bubba C Wow, you're an excitable little bitch. Go to the fridge, get an appletiser and let the grown ups talk. Divvy cunt.

See what I mean? You’re dreadful.
 

May I suggest mumsnet, or maybe grinder as a better place for you? 

47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

What do gay horses eat? 
 

Mmmmm-haaaaaaay. 

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

PB is frantically mainlining bleach on the advice of Donald Trump in order to avoid covid, even though it allegedly doesn't exist. 

Once the mole people have reanimated his corpse and sucked the MKUltra out of his maggot, he'll be back with the revelation that 2+2 equals 9.

The thick fucking cunt.

@Parabolic Cunting, you hear that? You’re easily the worst poster of 2021; in fact, you’re in with a shout of worst ever. 
 

Kill yourself. 

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

I'll await your economic thesis with bated breath, Maynard Keynes.

But I'll warn you now, if you mention anything about Bill fucking Gates, lizards, The Bilderberg group, JFK, Elvis, the NWO, Nazi moon bases or QAnon, I'm going to set Stubby on you.

@Parabolic Cunting? 

48 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Imagine if you were the cunt's kids.

Coming home to find your 52 year old father in a darkened room, wearing a wig and playing with a bucket that had "Wizz" "Luke" and "MikeD" scrawled all over it. Then imagine asking him what the fuck he was playing at and having him scream "walnut" repeatedly in reply, until he shat the primary school trousers he'd nicked out of your wardrobe.

The man is a complete and utter fucking wanker.

25 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I would imagine that paled into insignificance when compared to the time the kids had school friends over and they stumbled into Frank’s bedroom. The imagine of him gyrating naked in front of a full length mirror, cock tucked between his legs, shoulder length wig whilst miming adel will haunt them forever. 
The kids hate him even more than us..

His kids still haven’t got over the time they arrived home from school and saw their pathetic excuse for a father had purchased a plastic cream bin from B&M on his Visa Electron. 
 

Much like us, they want him dead. 

15 hours ago, Decimus said:

A mish-mash and typical BBC depiction of "diverse" sub-continental music which ends up sounding as insultingly stereotypical as you would expect, being that it was formulated by their middle-aged, white male creative team. 

I don't approve of them stabbing the native, white British population in the back in order to be "down with the ethnic kids". I also fucking despise their rank hypocrisy and attempts to do this whilst employing clueless Oxbridge toffs to rip off some Sitar shite they heard on a Patak's advert in order to shove it into one of Stein's numerous attempts to remain relevant.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the inclusion of some cunt who sounds like a Bernard Manning impersonation of a Paki intermittently screaming "That's a mind blasting curry, Ricky" absolutely tops this shit fest off.

Get fucked.

Whist I appreciate it’s not Rick himself being cunted, it should be known that anyone with the name Rick is an absolute fucking wanker. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rick-stein-branded-rude-after-24452641

If only Stein would go the way of RickBoring and fuck right off. I want tedious, guitar strumming bellend, and the tedious, fish filleting wanker dead. 

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

A cunt’s club, supported and run by cunts. A dull funeral dirge of a club ‘song’ stolen from Celtic, black armbands and a minutes silence if the canteen lady’s cat dies. Responsible for the biggest stain on the reputation of British fans that they glossed over…offended by everything, ashamed of nothing. The sad thing is, it was only 96.

Up to 97. Cunts. 

14 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I couldn't give a fuck about 96 dead benefit scroungers. They should have put their hands in their pockets and bought tickets for the game instead of spunking their GIRO'S on smack.

I feel sorry for David Duckenfield, an exemplary police officer who was dragged through trial and retrials at a great cost to his physical and mental health, all because the perpetual victims of the entire city of Liverpool couldn't accept that their scum fucking fans died through their own actions.

I'm surprised they didn't try to blame Heysel on the South Yorkshire Constabulary, the murdering, feckless, absolutely fucking disgraceful cunts.

I’m glad they’re dead. 

I’ve forgotten how many years of shite I’ve heard from the filthy scouse scum, banging on about being the victims after their vile fans caused so much shit at Hillsborough, and now this https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/97th-hillsborough-victim-andrew-devine-22319709  

Giving this cunt the freedom of the city now he’s dead? Why? Because you’ve not been able to have a minutes silence for 3 weeks and need to get it into the news? 
 

Give me a break. Your shitty, scumbag fans were too cheap to buy tickets and caused this shit in the first place and you’re still bleating on. 
 

Fuck off. 

21 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said:

Who charge £145.00 + VAT...per hour plus parts. to fix a tiny problem on a gas boiler for a 81 year old lady.

The old dear over the road couldnt get her pilot light to work after the wind blew it out. I had a look and I couldnt get it to light.

She phoned xxxxxxx company and the above prices are what they quoted. THIEVING CUNTS.

So, I phoned a friend (GasSafe and all that malarchy) He changed a thermo coupler/nozzle or some gas boiler shit, flushed her rads through and fucked off before she could pay him.

So, I nominate all Heating Engineers...I could nominate the name of the company, but there are legal implifcations (sp)

Great nom, but I’ll help you out for free, cillian.
 

Next time, pop over, make sure the gas is turned up full on the boiler and hobs (this will clear the pipes).  Then, after a couple of hours, try to light it with a naked flame. 

1 hour ago, DCI Gene Cunt said:

Your friend should keep an eye on that fucking teacher. Probably Venables or Thompson under a new government approved peado settlement scheme. The cunts should be ashamed.

Was this you? You thick cunt. 

1 hour ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

Not for the time being. I like this place. I think I'll stick around.

You're a talented cunt, typing whilst cleaning Jacob's cock of the mess he drilled out of your gape.

I’ve been monitoring your posts and so far I’m underwhelmed; you seem very angry and a little confused. Are you a gay man? 

16 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Or my own personal favourite:

"You baby raping, Christ killing nonce".

Back in Uni, there was a rather angry guy who used to try and end any argument/debate he was losing by calling the other person a “nun raping cunt”. 
 

I often wonder what became of him. 

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just in case anybody's tempted, a little known corollary to Danth's Law states that anyone who actually cites Danth's Law then automatically loses the argument themselves

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See also “I fucked your mum”. 

7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

This sounded ominously threatening to me, as well as utterly fucking ridiculous.

I'm not sure what would qualify someone as a "professional cleaner". Is there some sort of Toilet Duck finishing school where Polacks and cunts with two GCSEs learn the mysteries of the wire wool scourer? 

If Mrs D. can run a hoover round without tripping up and breaking her stupid fucking neck, any remedial spastic can.

I purchased a cordless Dyson for my missus so I don’t have to worry about any trips.
 

She, however, needs to worry about not doing the vacuuming, as that could lead to a black eye and me withholding her pocket money.